Boldymort's soul!
A.N: Hi. Today I was talking to my friend Hannah (Barry) and we came up with this idea for what could have happened to one of Voldemort's horcruxes.
Disclaimer: Ok, these things are everywhere; you know it's not mine. I know it's not mine, I think it's easy to say it's not mine!
Warning: This is random and strange but just bare with me and review even if you think it's crap and tell me how to improve, However if I get flamed I will ignore it because in my opinion flamers should be banned, it's pointless and just lowers self esteem. THIS IS FOR FUN SO DON'T FLAME ME BECAUSE OF THE IDEA!
It was a sunny day in London as far ass any "normal" person could tell. Nothing was out of the ordinary and the birds were singing merrily. That is until Tom Riddle walked down the street! Everyone could sense that he wasn't happy and the birds flew away, far away.
Tom, or Voldemort as he liked to be called, was on his way to the shop on the corner…A SWEET shop. Now you may think this is strange Voldemort going to a muggle sweet shop, but what you have to know is that he was going to find the last vessel to house part of his soul. He was angry because he couldn't find any artefacts to use and he had to come up with a better idea. His idea was that Harry Potter wouldn't think of him using a simple muggle chocolate bar as a horcrux. Especially because the rest of them were possessions of the founders of Hogwarts, or things that are important to history/his plan. It was the perfect crime.
As he entered the shop the attendant was picking his teeth. (AN: EWWWWW!...Sorry I'll shut up now!) He was a lanky boy, probably about 18-19, wearing jeans and a green tee-shirt, looking uninterested he told Voldy he should "look around and pick what he wanted" although it would have been more inviting if he hadn't said it in monotone! Voldy was insulted because he was dressed in his black robes and this BOY wasn't scared of him! Trying to ignore the vein in his temple he looked for the cheapest chocolate bar they had. When he found out that he had to spend 16p on a small bit of chocolate filled with cream called a "milky way" he wasn't impressed. He went to the counter and paid for it with a stupid, "thank you for shopping here." from the still bored looking boy.
Back on the street he looked for a safe place to apperate to his manor. Seeing a dark alley-way he went in and…… was cornered by a mob. All of them were wearing leather outfits and carrying guns. When Voldy was unresponsive, thy all looked stupidly stunned and Voldy hit them all with an Avada Kedavra curse. Feeling slightly better, after killing a few people, he went home and set about making it a horcrux.
When he was done he decided to put it in the safest place he could think of, the bed room of a 14 year old girl called Samantha. Samantha was 5"2 and has long, dark brown hair and brown eyes. She was, almost, always hyper and addicted to chocolate. (AN: Me!) At that moment she was typing at her computer in the front room but was tired and about to go to bed.
As she went upstairs she could tell that something was wrong, it seemed that there was an evil presence coming from her bedside table. When she went to investigate she saw a perfectly innocent looking chocolate bar lying amongst the random stuff that was always there, her homework (uncompleted and late anyway), other random books, an empty box of matchsticks mint chocolate-y thingies and 3 pens and a blue colouring pencil. When she saw the chocolate she had a hyper attack out of no-where and shouted,
"Yay! Chocolate!...Didn't I eat all of the chocolate I bought…Oh well its mine now! YAY!" literally including the exclamation marks! Getting a hold of her instinct to run in circles and shout a bit more she grabbed the bar and scoffed the whole thing in one go. (After taking off the wrapper.)
It was only after she had eaten it that she noticed that it tasted funny (bad funny, not good funny) and she felt as if her brain had gotten a sudden blast off knowledge and memories. The only thing was she couldn't make them out it was too fuzzy! Feeling slightly ill the brown haired girl went to sleep.
At that moment "Lord" Voldemort noticed that putting his soul into a 14 year olds bedroom was probably a bad idea, it took him a while to realise it because he is stupid. (All of his clever minions where away on missions so he couldn't get any advise.) Then he thought 'oh damn, if someone ate my soul it would be a bad thing'
To Be Continued…
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