Disclaimer: I don't own ninja turtles. I would like to give a big thanks to
my friends Mika and Paco. They helped me to write this fic.
A/N: If you don't like garbage can or insults to Mr. Man, then don't read it. Paco and Mika are Ryoko's friends. Michelangelo is the only turtle this chapter. Don't worry! The rest of the turtles will be there later. Now, let's start it. I can't wait.
Mikey, Ryoko, Paco, and Mika are bore at night. Mika, Mikey and Paco are sitting on the floor. Ryoko is on the computer.
Mika: I'm bored
Paco: Me too
Mikey: What should we do?
Mika: Movies?
Paco: (copying her) movies?
Mikey: Nah
Ryoko: (interrupts) Do you want to go on the computer?
Mika: No
Paco: No
Mika: (to Paco) stop copying me
Paco: Stop copying me
Ryoko is on AOL instant message. Her screen name is Crazygal33. (A/N: That's not my screen name, but I'm not telling you what my screen name is because I'll piss them off) She's online. There's a "Mr. Man123" is on her buddy list. She doesn't know whose Mr. Man123 is. Mikey is looking at her computer.
Mikey: What are you doing?
Ryoko: I wanna talk to somebody online.
Mikey: Okay
Ryoko: (looks at her buddy list) Who's Mr. Man123?
Mikey: How should I know go ask him? Do something?
Ryoko: Fine I'll have some fun.
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In the Mr. Man123 - instant message
Crazygal33: Hello!
Mr. Man123: um. hello
Crazygal33: who r u? How do u get on my buddy list?
Mr. Man123: Who are you?
Ryoko: Mikey, what name should I put?
Mikey: Um... Wendy Winkerfork.
Ryoko: Fine by me
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Crazygal33: I am Wendy Winkerfork.
Mr. Man123: How old r u?
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Ryoko: Now what?
Mikey: Just say I'm 34
Ryoko: That's fine
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Crazygal33: I'm 34 and counting.
Mr. Man123: no, really how old r u?
Crazygal33: I told u. I'm 34 and counting. How old r u?
Mr. Man123: I'm 35.
Crazygal33: I like coffee. Do u like coffee?
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Mikey: That is so random.
Ryoko: I know. What should I say?
Mikey: I don't know. You are the one who's typing.
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Mr. Man123: yes I luv coffee. Where do you live?
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Ryoko: Uh oh. what should we do?
Mika: (comes in) What are you two doing?
Mikey: Chatting!
Paco: ooo. can I join?
Ryoko: Why not?
Paco: Yay!
Ryoko: Ok Paco, help me.
Paco: (reads it) how about "I live in a garbage can "
Ryoko: Works for me.
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Crazygal33: I live in a garbage can.
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5 minutes later.
Ryoko: Where is he?
Mikey: Man, we starting to have fun.
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Crazygal33: Hello
Crazygal33: TALK TO ME!!!
Mr. Man123: What do u want?
Crazygal33: Are you really a boy?
Mr. Man123: Last I check. R u really a girl?
Crazygal33: What do u think?
Mr. Man123: What state do u live in?
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Ryoko: Um what city?
Mikey: New York City?
Ryoko: No way!
Mika: how about Buffalo, NY.
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Crazygal33: Buffalo, NY. I think
Mr. Man123: you think?
Crazygal33: yeah, it's hard to see through my garbage can
Mr. Man123: WHAT'S WITH U AND THE FREAKING GARBAGE CAN?
Crazygal33: I like living in a garbage can. u should live in one too
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Mika: Good one.
Mikey: This is better than bugging Donatello.
Paco: This is so much fun.
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Mr. Man123: No. I think you don't have a life.
Crazygal33: ok tell me, what state do you live?
Mr. Man123: I live in college
Crazygal33: I thought you're 35 years old. I knew it u're lying.
Mr. Man123: Alright I'm 22.
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Mikey: He lied to us.
Paco: Alright who's that guy?
Mika: He's a liar
Ryoko: He's avoiding his age
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Crazygal33: Why r u keep avoiding your age?
Mr. Man123: Why r u asking me?
Crazygal33: At first you said your 35 and now your 22. What's gives?
Mr. Man123: Shut up!
Crazygal33: No! Now answer the question. What state do u live
Mr. Man123: I live in Idaho
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Ryoko: (eyes widen) What?
Mikey: What's wrong Ryo?
Ryoko: Say it slowly.
Paco: I a. OH MY GOD
Ryoko: You figure it out.
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Crazygal33: You're a hoe?
Mr. Man123: What? No!
Crazygal33: Say it slowly!
Mr. Man123: oh my god. I hate u.
Crazygal33: I know u didn't mean it! What kind of house do you live in?
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Mikey: This is interesting.
Ryoko: It's a good thing.
Mika: Good thing you're online or we would all be really bore.
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Mr. Man123: I live in college. U?
Crazygal33: I told u I live in a garbage can.
Mr. Man123: If u live in the garbage can, how did u get a computer?
Crazygal33: It fell off the truck and I caught it! I use a garbage can lid as a satellite.
Mr. Man123: Ur lying.
Crazygal33: No I am not. It works. Do u understand?
Mr.Man123: I don't have to listen to u.
Crazygal33: And why r u keep avoiding ur age? R u really 22 years old?
Mr. Man123: Ok I'm not really 22 I'm 18. Here HAPPY?
Crazygal33: Yes. I am happy!
Crazygal33: I live on spam and the scraps of poultry the nice deli man down the street gives me.
Mr. Man123: huh? What r u talking about?
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Paco: This will go on and on and on. Mr. Man123 is getting pissed off.
Mika and Mikey are laughing so hard.
Ryoko: (laughing) I like that guy. He's silly.
Paco: Ask him about chocolates, Dr Pepper, vodka, and light it on fire
Mika: Great idea! That's a great combo.
Everybody has the evil laugh
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Crazygal33: Do u like to mix chocolate, Dr. Pepper, and vodka, and then light it on fire?
Mr. Man123: of course.. WHAT???!!!!!!
Crazygal33: Never mind
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Paco: He's so confused
Ryoko: Of course!
Mikey: Oh I know. Ryoko, ask him if he's a human
Ryoko: I think he's an alien
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Crazygal33: R u a human
Mr. Man123: Get away from me.
Crazygal33: Why?
Automatic respond that Mr. Man123 blocks you from this conversation. (A/N: I'm not sure what block respond is.)
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Mikey: Wh. What happen?
Ryoko: Why? Why?
Mily: Try it again
Paco: Yeah. So you won't be block.
Ryoko: Ok, that helps (exits the instant massager and restart it) Let's go
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Mr. Man123- Instant Massager
Crazygal33: Hello again
Mr. Man123: Hey babe.
Crazygal33: What was that all about
Mr. Man123: U r annoying
Crazygal33: What? u don't like me anymore? I thought we were friends!
Mr. Man123: do u work?
Crazygal33: I work in the garbage can
Mr. Man123: u're that obsessed?
Crazygal33: y?
Mr. Man123: U keep using so many garbage can references!! R u an alien?
Crazygal33: Yes, I came to this planet in my garbage can
Mr. Man123: STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FREAKING GARBAGE CAN!
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Ryoko: This is great.
Mikey: That's even funnier than Shredhead
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Crazygal33: I am very proud of my garbage can thank u very much
Mr. Man123: shut up u bitch
Crazygal33: ooo. naughty, naughty, naughty u shouldn't say a bad word
Mr. Man123: Do u think I care
Crazygal33: why yes. I know u care
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Ryoko: oh no we're been block again.
Mika: Meanie
Mikey: Oh no. Ryoko check if Mr. Man123 is online.
Ryoko: Hold on. (looks at her buddy list) Yes! He's online.
Paco: (jumps up and down) Alright more fun.
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Crazygal33: hello again.
Mr. Man123: STOP STALKING ME!
Crazygal33: Why?
Mr. Man123: I'm outta here.
Crazygal33: Come on.
Mr. Man123 has signed off.
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Mika: No!
Mikey: Jeez, why he spoil the fun
Ryoko: I wanna know who Mr. Man123 is
Paco: I wanna talk to him. He ruined the fun.
A/N: Everybody, review this and whose Mr. Man123 is? What do you think? Remember no flames.
A/N: If you don't like garbage can or insults to Mr. Man, then don't read it. Paco and Mika are Ryoko's friends. Michelangelo is the only turtle this chapter. Don't worry! The rest of the turtles will be there later. Now, let's start it. I can't wait.
Mikey, Ryoko, Paco, and Mika are bore at night. Mika, Mikey and Paco are sitting on the floor. Ryoko is on the computer.
Mika: I'm bored
Paco: Me too
Mikey: What should we do?
Mika: Movies?
Paco: (copying her) movies?
Mikey: Nah
Ryoko: (interrupts) Do you want to go on the computer?
Mika: No
Paco: No
Mika: (to Paco) stop copying me
Paco: Stop copying me
Ryoko is on AOL instant message. Her screen name is Crazygal33. (A/N: That's not my screen name, but I'm not telling you what my screen name is because I'll piss them off) She's online. There's a "Mr. Man123" is on her buddy list. She doesn't know whose Mr. Man123 is. Mikey is looking at her computer.
Mikey: What are you doing?
Ryoko: I wanna talk to somebody online.
Mikey: Okay
Ryoko: (looks at her buddy list) Who's Mr. Man123?
Mikey: How should I know go ask him? Do something?
Ryoko: Fine I'll have some fun.
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In the Mr. Man123 - instant message
Crazygal33: Hello!
Mr. Man123: um. hello
Crazygal33: who r u? How do u get on my buddy list?
Mr. Man123: Who are you?
Ryoko: Mikey, what name should I put?
Mikey: Um... Wendy Winkerfork.
Ryoko: Fine by me
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Crazygal33: I am Wendy Winkerfork.
Mr. Man123: How old r u?
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Ryoko: Now what?
Mikey: Just say I'm 34
Ryoko: That's fine
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Crazygal33: I'm 34 and counting.
Mr. Man123: no, really how old r u?
Crazygal33: I told u. I'm 34 and counting. How old r u?
Mr. Man123: I'm 35.
Crazygal33: I like coffee. Do u like coffee?
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Mikey: That is so random.
Ryoko: I know. What should I say?
Mikey: I don't know. You are the one who's typing.
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Mr. Man123: yes I luv coffee. Where do you live?
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Ryoko: Uh oh. what should we do?
Mika: (comes in) What are you two doing?
Mikey: Chatting!
Paco: ooo. can I join?
Ryoko: Why not?
Paco: Yay!
Ryoko: Ok Paco, help me.
Paco: (reads it) how about "I live in a garbage can "
Ryoko: Works for me.
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Crazygal33: I live in a garbage can.
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5 minutes later.
Ryoko: Where is he?
Mikey: Man, we starting to have fun.
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Crazygal33: Hello
Crazygal33: TALK TO ME!!!
Mr. Man123: What do u want?
Crazygal33: Are you really a boy?
Mr. Man123: Last I check. R u really a girl?
Crazygal33: What do u think?
Mr. Man123: What state do u live in?
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Ryoko: Um what city?
Mikey: New York City?
Ryoko: No way!
Mika: how about Buffalo, NY.
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Crazygal33: Buffalo, NY. I think
Mr. Man123: you think?
Crazygal33: yeah, it's hard to see through my garbage can
Mr. Man123: WHAT'S WITH U AND THE FREAKING GARBAGE CAN?
Crazygal33: I like living in a garbage can. u should live in one too
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Mika: Good one.
Mikey: This is better than bugging Donatello.
Paco: This is so much fun.
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Mr. Man123: No. I think you don't have a life.
Crazygal33: ok tell me, what state do you live?
Mr. Man123: I live in college
Crazygal33: I thought you're 35 years old. I knew it u're lying.
Mr. Man123: Alright I'm 22.
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Mikey: He lied to us.
Paco: Alright who's that guy?
Mika: He's a liar
Ryoko: He's avoiding his age
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Crazygal33: Why r u keep avoiding your age?
Mr. Man123: Why r u asking me?
Crazygal33: At first you said your 35 and now your 22. What's gives?
Mr. Man123: Shut up!
Crazygal33: No! Now answer the question. What state do u live
Mr. Man123: I live in Idaho
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Ryoko: (eyes widen) What?
Mikey: What's wrong Ryo?
Ryoko: Say it slowly.
Paco: I a. OH MY GOD
Ryoko: You figure it out.
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Crazygal33: You're a hoe?
Mr. Man123: What? No!
Crazygal33: Say it slowly!
Mr. Man123: oh my god. I hate u.
Crazygal33: I know u didn't mean it! What kind of house do you live in?
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Mikey: This is interesting.
Ryoko: It's a good thing.
Mika: Good thing you're online or we would all be really bore.
************************************************************************
Mr. Man123: I live in college. U?
Crazygal33: I told u I live in a garbage can.
Mr. Man123: If u live in the garbage can, how did u get a computer?
Crazygal33: It fell off the truck and I caught it! I use a garbage can lid as a satellite.
Mr. Man123: Ur lying.
Crazygal33: No I am not. It works. Do u understand?
Mr.Man123: I don't have to listen to u.
Crazygal33: And why r u keep avoiding ur age? R u really 22 years old?
Mr. Man123: Ok I'm not really 22 I'm 18. Here HAPPY?
Crazygal33: Yes. I am happy!
Crazygal33: I live on spam and the scraps of poultry the nice deli man down the street gives me.
Mr. Man123: huh? What r u talking about?
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Paco: This will go on and on and on. Mr. Man123 is getting pissed off.
Mika and Mikey are laughing so hard.
Ryoko: (laughing) I like that guy. He's silly.
Paco: Ask him about chocolates, Dr Pepper, vodka, and light it on fire
Mika: Great idea! That's a great combo.
Everybody has the evil laugh
************************************************************************
Crazygal33: Do u like to mix chocolate, Dr. Pepper, and vodka, and then light it on fire?
Mr. Man123: of course.. WHAT???!!!!!!
Crazygal33: Never mind
************************************************************************
Paco: He's so confused
Ryoko: Of course!
Mikey: Oh I know. Ryoko, ask him if he's a human
Ryoko: I think he's an alien
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Crazygal33: R u a human
Mr. Man123: Get away from me.
Crazygal33: Why?
Automatic respond that Mr. Man123 blocks you from this conversation. (A/N: I'm not sure what block respond is.)
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Mikey: Wh. What happen?
Ryoko: Why? Why?
Mily: Try it again
Paco: Yeah. So you won't be block.
Ryoko: Ok, that helps (exits the instant massager and restart it) Let's go
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Mr. Man123- Instant Massager
Crazygal33: Hello again
Mr. Man123: Hey babe.
Crazygal33: What was that all about
Mr. Man123: U r annoying
Crazygal33: What? u don't like me anymore? I thought we were friends!
Mr. Man123: do u work?
Crazygal33: I work in the garbage can
Mr. Man123: u're that obsessed?
Crazygal33: y?
Mr. Man123: U keep using so many garbage can references!! R u an alien?
Crazygal33: Yes, I came to this planet in my garbage can
Mr. Man123: STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FREAKING GARBAGE CAN!
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Ryoko: This is great.
Mikey: That's even funnier than Shredhead
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Crazygal33: I am very proud of my garbage can thank u very much
Mr. Man123: shut up u bitch
Crazygal33: ooo. naughty, naughty, naughty u shouldn't say a bad word
Mr. Man123: Do u think I care
Crazygal33: why yes. I know u care
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Ryoko: oh no we're been block again.
Mika: Meanie
Mikey: Oh no. Ryoko check if Mr. Man123 is online.
Ryoko: Hold on. (looks at her buddy list) Yes! He's online.
Paco: (jumps up and down) Alright more fun.
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Crazygal33: hello again.
Mr. Man123: STOP STALKING ME!
Crazygal33: Why?
Mr. Man123: I'm outta here.
Crazygal33: Come on.
Mr. Man123 has signed off.
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Mika: No!
Mikey: Jeez, why he spoil the fun
Ryoko: I wanna know who Mr. Man123 is
Paco: I wanna talk to him. He ruined the fun.
A/N: Everybody, review this and whose Mr. Man123 is? What do you think? Remember no flames.