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SPN100 Challenge: trash
DEW Challenge: Dean Winchester and Baby & pie
Dean concludes that Sam may actually be evil. 200-word drabble.
Written for the 'Drabbles Every Weekend' challenge at SPN BigPretzel on LiveJournal. You should come visit, it's not trash, it's treasure!
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Out with the Trash
Bruised and bloodied, but otherwise triumphant, Dean climbed into the Impala. "I'm back," he prompted pointedly when Sam failed to acknowledge his appearance.
Sam gave an indistinct grunt while appearing otherwise transfixed by his phone. "I said that waitress was bound to be the succubus," he added at last.
Dean rolled his eyes, only to search around frantically a moment later. "Where is it?" he asked, panic seeping into his voice.
Sam finally lowered the phone. "Where's what?" he asked innocently.
"My pie," answered Dean, aiming for calm and missing by a mile. "The one I bought earlier... the luxury, deep-filled apple pie with all-butter, double crust pastry. The last one they had!"
Sam stared back impassively in the face of his brother's increasing horrified expression.
Dean's eyes narrowed on noticing the unusual tidiness of the passenger side. He'd been nagging for days about Sam's slovenly ways and he recalled the harsh words he'd used before slamming Baby's door shut behind him on the way out to his disastrous 'date'.
"Please don't tell me you threw it out with the rest of your trash," Dean begged.
Sam paused, his mouth twitching. "Okay," he shrugged, turning back to his phone.
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