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Summary: Okay, well, Kurt gets sent out to get some food, with only some money and his personal CD player for company, but he gets sucked into another dimension and has to find his way out before it's too late. I think this was inspired by the Labyrinth...But I'm not sure. It'll make sense in later chapters, please R&R! No flames pleeeeease! Constructive criticism welcome!

Oh yeah, and I'm not very good at languages, so if Kurt's seems a bit off...blame my school for not teaching German...or Dutch...Whatever it is (Can anyone tell me?)

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"Kurt? Hello? Kurt? HEY!"

"Will you like, be quiet Evan?" Snapped Kitty, poking her head outside her door into the corridor, where Evan stood looking a little sheepish. "It's like, 8:00 on a Saturday, some of us are like, still trying to sleep!"

"Er...Sorry Kitty! My bad! I'll shut up!" Stammered Evan, frowning slightly as Kitty disappeared back into her room. After waiting for at least a minute, he began banging on Kurt's door again, only this time it ended with the results he wanted.

"Vas?!" Cried Kurt, pulling his door open and rubbing some sleep from his eyes. Evan couldn't help laughing, Kurt looked a state, all his fur was going in every direction but the right one.

"It's my turn to cook...Do you want your eggs mashed or scrambled?" Asked Evan cheerfully.

"You voke me up to ask me that?" Asked Kurt, then he paused and looked a little bewildered. "You can mash eggs?"

"Yup! Mashed it is!" Laughed Evan, then he turned and began to make his way back down the corridor.

"Nein! I'm not hungry, I'll get some food later!" Cried Kurt. Evan turned to argue with him, but all he saw was the door closing as Kurt returned into his bedroom. He sighed and walked dejectedly back to the kitchen, where Ororo and The Professor were seated.

"I tried Auntie O! But he said he wasn't hungry and that he'd get some food later!"

Ororo nodded, a deep frown creasing her forehead. "Charles I'm worried, that's the third time this week he's said that, and so far he hasn't 'had any food later' as far as I'm aware!"

Professor Xavier nodded, looking grave. "Evan could you please wake everyone up and tell them to go to Wolverine, who's in the danger room, then could you please tell Kurt to come and see me?"

Evan nodded and began to make his way back up to the bedrooms, a little voice in his head said, "Not a word about this to the others," He nodded and sped up a little, "Yes professor," He murmured.

Soon everyone, minus Kurt and The Professor, were standing in the danger room in their uniforms, trying not to yawn as Wolverine paced up and down in front of them.

"Like, what's going on? We've never like, done a training thing at like, 8:30 in the morning!" Complained Kitty, feeling a little peeved to have been woken by Evan twice in the same twenty minutes.

"There's a first time for everything," Growled Wolverine, in a pretty mad mood. He knew something was up, he could tell by the way Ororo and the professor were acting, he just wasn't sure what. "Anyone know where the elf is?"

Everyone glanced around. Up til then, apart from Ororo and Evan, no one had really noticed Kurt was not with them.

"Kurt's with Professor X!" Answered Ororo, feeling all eyes turn towards her.

"Like, why?" Asked Kitty. "What did he like, do?"

"He didn't do anything!" Spoke up Evan, receiving a quick glare from Ororo, and inquiring looks from everyone else. "Well he didn't." He mumbled quietly.

"Look, if the elf is with the professor, then there is obviously a good reason for him not to be here, know let's get on with it!" Ordered Wolverine.

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