My friend and I were bored and since we hate miley's guts we decided to write this!
As Miley came down the stairs one morning, her brother Jackson commented "You've got a HUGE zit on your face!" Miley attempted to come up with a come back, but as she did she tripped and violently fell down the stairs.
Her face was covered in blood from falling head first into a pig sty! Just then her friends Nick, Kevin, and Joe came in to her house and Kevin said, "Wow, you look so much better with your face covered up!" Then his brother carried on, "That saves us gallons of puke!" said Joe. "I just think you're hot!" Said Nick as Kevin and Joe then puked all over Miley!
"You should pose for some more pictures Miley!" Kevin said. "You know like the ones all over the internet of you posing inappropriately!" He finished.
"Oh yeah, I should totally do some more! After all I look so hot with almost no clothes on! Oh, and that picture of Nick's hands on my boobs, that was great!" Miley said.
So, they took more pictures and posted them on the web for guys to drool over and little girls to cry over!
"I'm such a slut!" Miley said happily. "Yeah you are!" All three boys said together. "Hey be nice!" Miley yelled. "But you are…" Nick said. "I know!" miley finished.
Then some fat drunk guy wondered in through the front door with a pig on a leash. "Hellwo??" he looked around curiously until he spotted Miley. Then he got sick too.
"What da hell is THAT?!" He screamed in great fear of the sight of her! "What is what?" Miley asked. "IT TALKS?! AAAAGGGGHHHHHH!! HELP ME!!" He screamed as he ran out the door leaving his pig behind. It jumped up and began to maul Miley's face! "AAAAAGGGGHHHH!! HELP!! Miley yelled in a stupid girlish scream as it ate her face away! "Wow Miley, that drunk fat guy looks better then you do no matter how much make up you're wearing!" Jackson commented again.
Next the pig went for Nick. He jumped up and ripped apart his big fro! NICK WAS BALLED! By this time Lilly had just walked in through the door. "WOOHOO!" She exclaimed!"that's the best you've looked since that time in forth grade when Oliver accidentally spilled his green paint that a bunch of tape worms had made a home in on you!!"
To be continued… Muahhhaaahhh!!
R&R! see ya next time we demolish miley's face!!