Han's the best man and best man misplaces the groom
By LuckyDetective
(AU of Luke's bachelor's party. May contain OOC as is been awhile since I read the EU but I have been reading tons of Luke x Mara fanfics. All rights reserved, no money made, and Disney owns it)
It all started out innocently…
Han, being the best man at Luke's wedding had plan out a guys night out and even found a great strip club. Luke of course objected to the strip club so Han took it out of the plan and took him to a bar. Han was "shocked" to discovered the bar was also a strip club. Luke rolled his eyes and politely declined lap dances and other services the ladies were so very willing to perform. The drinking happened and Han felt it was his duty as the best man to make sure Luke would drink the best and the strongest stuff the bar had (at least not so water down) Somehow, Chewie and Lando was busy laughing with each other, Corran thought he could lift a bug with the Force but it was just him looking at a fly. Then somehow a fight broke out. It may have been Han's fault for punching someone who said something very rude about Leia. And maybe someone decided Luke would be a great person to throw across the bar all because Luke had that "please toss me across the bar backwater planet" look. Seeing their former boss tossed, the entire Rouge squadron, plus a few new ones, decided in the name of justice, punch back. Whatever the reason, a fight broke out. In the midst of the fighting, a kidnapping occurred. And that is how Han may have misplaced Luke and Mara Jade almost made Leia a widow
(work in progress. this fanfic is not to be taken seriously but I do welcome any suggestions or criticisms if the OOC is too overbearing)