Sometimes one simple word would answer all his questions. And that certain word happened to be: "No."
And Reiji, being the cheerful person he was, didn't take "No" for an answer and continued to ask his brother the same question over and over.
"Please? For me? It's just a guide book!" Reiji pouted.
"...Why would I do it for you?" Shinji replied, glaring.
"I'm your brother! Can't you just try it? It can really help you work up your relationship with Hikari-kun!"
The younger plume-headed boy blushed, but quickly hid it by looking away to the side. "I-I don't like that stupid girl, she's too annoying for my likings!"
Reiji smirked, noticing his blushing. "Oh, is that so? Well, what about that blush you're attempting to hide but failing miserably?"
"I-I'm not blushing, Aniki! There must be something wrong with your eyes!"
"Nope, I'm pretty sure that you're blushing!" Reiji teased. "C'mon just try it! My guide could help get you the relationship you've always wanted with Hikari-kun!"
"I've n-never wanted that!"
"Yes, you have! Please Shinji, just try it." Reiji said, holding a red pocket-sized book with white bold letters that read; "Reiji's Guide in Getting a Girlfriend! Written by: Reyji"
Shinji looked at it, and raised a brow. "You spelt your own name wrong, Aniki."
"What?" He said, wide eyed. He turned the book around so that the title faced him. "Oh, i-ignore that."
"Whatever."
"Please Shinji!"
"No."
"If you don't, I might have to feed you some of my food!"
Shinji gulped. "F-Fine, I'll do it."
Reijiv had a habit of putting sugar, vinegar and soy sauce in all of his dishes. Even if it was a sandwich.
"Great!" Reiji then handed him the book. "You'll be starting today!"
"What? I doubt she's even in Tobari!"
"Oh, she is! I saw all three of them over at the Pokemon center just yesterday."
"Fine, I'll start today! Now, shut up and leave me alone!" Shinji cried, walking past his older brother and out the door.
Right now, Shinji just wanted to smack his brother, take a plane to Johto, dye his hair black, and change his name to Sebastian. Why Sebastian? Because he thought the name Sebastian was cool. And also because Reiji has been forcing to watch Kuroshitsuji.
A/N: My first fanfic, I hope you enjoyed. Please review on some of the tips I should add in Reiji's guide . My attempt in humor. My sense of humor kills. I know this is short, but next time I'll try to make them longer. But, I can't pormise that. Oh, and this chapter might be re-written. Criticism is welcome, but please make it nice and gentle. I'm sensitive... sometimes. I do not own Pokemon. Pokemon owns me. Or rather, Shinji owns me.