Lu Xun's Pov:
I ran around the castle at least three times by now. I can't look back behind me or else I might trip. Why am I being chased I don't even know. I was just sitting under the tree and watching the birds. Hey I was bored! I must have done something terribly wrong because soon Lady Sun was chasing me. I looked back at everything I did today. I said "Good morning Lady Sun" to her at the dinning hall. I even bowed to her too. Every time I saw her in the hall I bowed and said "Lady Sun". I even made the stupid talk about how to still be powerful, with Zhou Yu, short! Just for Lady Sun! And what do I get? "Die Xun! DIE!" Just my luck. Hey I think I lost her. Lucky me!
Normal Pov:
Lu Xun looked around the place making sure Sun Shang Xiang wasn't around. After he looked, he went to his room. The rest of the day he just sat in there reading … and praying Lady Sun wouldn't find him. Lucky for him, he hadn't seen her all afternoon. But sadly his luck changed. He had just taken a bath and was looking out the door making sure Lady Sun wasn't near. Suddenly out popped Zhou Yu and Lord Ce. "HI LU XUN!" "Uh hi guys." He did not want to see them because usually something bad happens after. "Hey, you haven't seen Lady Sun have you?" So polite. "My little sister?" asked Sun Ce. "Lady Sun?" asked Zhou Yu. "Nope haven't seen her", Zhou Yu and Sun Ce said at the same time. Lu Xun was pretty glad and suspicious. "Oh good night then Lord Ce and Lord Yu." "Night, man." "Sweet dreams young one." As Xun closed the door, he did not notice the two's shiny eyes and their large smiles. "Poor, poor Xun", the two laughed.
Xun's Pov:
I was glad they were gone. Now it's time for me to rest. I jumped into my bed and blew out the candle. I got comfortable in my wonderful, warm, and soft- wait a second! My bed is not supposed to be soft. Hey it's kind of like another bo- I can not turn around. I will not turn. Then a voice I knew would haunt me for life. "Xuuuuuunnnnnyyyyy-chan. How are you?" I will not look! I will not look! But I am stupid. So I turned to my left. There and then I was a dead meat bun. There was Lady Sun with my swords! I can't breathe. On the last minute she decided not to chop me up, instead she decided to choke me. Just my luck. I grabbed her and flipped her on to the ground. "What is wrong with you!" She just looked at me and well I guessed she hated me because, she jumped on top of me again and tried to choke me. "You good for nothing perverted man!" What in the name of Lu Bu was she talking about? How was I perverted? Did I bowed too low and she thought I was trying to look under her dress? It couldn't be. She always wore pants. "Laaaaaadddyyy Suuuunnnn! Whaaatttt inn tttttheee wwwwooorllddd aaaarrrrre yyyyouuuuuuu ttaaaallllllkkkinggg abooouuuttt?" I could feel myself losing conscious. She finally stopped and pulled me to her face. "You were the one looking threw my draws last night." What? When? How? After I took in enough air, I said, "Lady Sun, I am going to tell you the truth. I have never gone in or near you room last night." Then we heard laughing outside.
Normal Pov:
Lu Xun and Shag Xiang looked out the window. There in the bushes was Zhou Yu and Sun Ce laughing their butts off. "I can't believe Shang Xiang fell for it Zhou Yu!" "I know! Dressing in Xun's clothes and then pretend to look threw her draws was the best plan that you have ever come up with! I am so proud of you. You actually might become smarter. I have to tell all the other kingdoms. They are going to be shocked!" Sun Ce glared at him. Shang Xiang and Lu Xun got angry. "Lady Sun, would you like to accompany me tonight killing those two", asked Xun. "I'd be delighted!" They both chased Zhou Yu and Sun Ce through out the night. "Lu Xun! Shang Xiang! This isn't funny!"