High School Sucks II: Summer Vacation
Disclaimer: The only thing I own is the story.
Summary: School's out and the Inuyasha crew are celebrating by having a road trip in America.
EDIT 9/29/06: I decided that after a REALLY long break, I'd edit the existing HHSII chapters and continue on with the story. I'm really sorry for the lack of updates for this story. I kinda...lost inspiration, but fear not, I've gotten it back! X3
Chapter 1
Inuyasha and his friends were excited about enjoying a nice, long trip to America. Since school had just ended, they could just enjoy themselves and go crazy in a whole different country, though there'd be hell to pay afterwards.
The plane ride had been a long one. It turns out Miroku had a fear of flying and in a state of panic, he began running down the aisles, screaming like a maniac. The stewardesses had to strap him to his seat and duct tape his mouth shut so he wouldn't disturb the other passengers. Sango, who had been sitting beside him, smacked him with her magazine every now and then when his muffled screams got too annoying for her.
After hours upon hours of nothing but snoring, bitching, and gossiping, they arrived in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
"Oh, thank God!" Miroku cried as he jumped out of the plane and kissed the ground.
Inuyasha snorted at him. "Miroku, relax. This is America! Land of the brave and home of the free."
"I think you got that mixed up, Inuyasha." Sesshomaru said, tapping his brother on the head.
"Screw you, Sesshomaru! Anyway, since this is home of the brave, I'll make myself at home and bravely pull my pants down in public."
Just as Inuyasha was about to do so, Kagome put him into a full nelson.
"Inuyasha!" She cried. "What in the world do you think you're doing! What will the Americans think!"
"Uh...They'll think Japan rocks and move there."
"Inuyasha, sometimes you're such a dumbass." The black haired girl released him and left to find Sango.
"She's right, you know." The elder brother smirked.
Miroku nodded in agreement.
The half demon pointed at them. "Screw you guys!"
Sango drove happily down the highway, with the light of the setting sun reflecting off her sunglasses and the wind blowing her and everyone else's hair. It was perfect, but something was missing...
Kilala...
The brunette thought it'd be best if Kilala and Kohaku spent some quality time together, so she left her companion at home. She still missed her little kitty like crazy, though, and regretted her decision more with each passing minute.
Back to happier crap. Sango was amazed everyone was able to fit into her car. She never knew six people could fit inside. It seems that big ass trunk came in handy after all.
Speaking of which, in the trunk, Inuyasha frantically clawed at the inside, every once in a while getting hit by someone's luggage.
"Help!" He cried. "Let me out! I'm scared! I have to make a tinkle! Let me out, damn you! I'll kill you all!"
Koga, annoyed by the dog-eared boy's screaming and yelling, popped in his earphones and cranked his iPod up.
"There, there, little brother..." Sesshomaru cooed, rubbing the back of his seat where his brother was pounding. "We'll get to a hotel in no-" He was cut short when the car stopped abruptly. "Ah! Sango, what the hell?"
The brunette pointed at a creepy looking hotel sitting right across the road. "Hotel." was all she said as she exited the vehicle.
The elder silver haired brother stared quizzically, almost fearfully, and the large building. Sure, it was beautiful, but something about it didn't seem right. Maybe it was the fact that the sky looming over the hotel was unusually dark while the rest of the sky was clear and bright, or maybe because there was an old lady leaning dangerously far out one of the windows on the fifth floor, swearing profusely and shaking her fist at nothing.
"Finally! A hotel!" The wolf demon cried happily as he jumped out of the car and ran towards the hotel, nearly pulling his earphones from his ears a few times.
"Wait for me, Koga!" Sesshomaru jumped out of the car and followed his friend, forgetting about the hotel's creepiness for a moment.
"I guess it's time to let Inuyasha out." Sango murmured as she fumbled with the trunk lock. Finally getting it open, she slowly lifted the lid. "Inuyasha?"
Inuyasha looked up at the brunette before jumping out and hugging her. "OH, THANK YOU, SANGO!" He suddenly remember she was the one who put him in the trunk in the first place and let go of her. "I hate you!"
"Aw...poor thing...You're just upset because I shoved you in the trunk." She said teasingly, stroking the dog boy's hair.
"Hell yeah!"
"Inuyasha! Sango! Hurry up!" Kagome called out.
"We're coming, Kagome!" Inuyasha jumped out of the trunk. "Come on, Sango. Help me with these bags."
"Hell no! You were the one crammed in there for three hours so now you have to drag them in." With that said, Sango ran to catch up with everyone else.
"I hate you!" After taking a moment to glare at the brunette's back, the half demon grabbed all the bags and carried them inside.
A man wearing a nice looking tux entered the room. "Good evening. How may I help you?"
"Get us a room!" Koga said.
Miroku smacked him in the back of the head and glared at him.
"I mean, get us a room, please!" The wolf demon corrected himself.
The brunette lecher smiled and nodded approvingly.
"Yes, sir." The man replied, his voice having a little hint of fear. He quickly lead everyone to their rooms, glancing back every once in a while at the ravenous looking wolf boy.
"We get this room!" Miroku cried as he and the boys ran into one of the rooms.
"Hey! Inuyasha, you still have our stuff!" Kagome said.
Two girly looking bags were thrown out the door a second later. The girls picked them up and headed into their room, muttering curses under their breaths.
"That takes care of that." Inuyasha smiled.
"I'm gonna go put my stuff in the closet." Koga grabbed his bag and dragged it over to the closet. He opened the door, eyes going wide at the sight before him. After staring at it for a few seconds, he slammed the door shut and leaned against it.
"Something wrong, Koga?" Sesshomaru asked, glancing over at his friend while he burrowed through his bag for some reading material.
"Uh...no! Nothing's wrong! There's not a big ass spider in the closet! Nope! Nothing in there!"
The elder brother raised an eyebrow at him, then walked over to him. "What's inside?" He crossed his arms, giving Koga a look that told him he just HAD to tell him what was in the closet or there would be a Koga shish kebab for dinner.
"Okay..." Koga moved out of the way, watching as Sesshomaru opened the closet door and his eyes grew wide.
Inside the closet was a big spider. A BIG spider. It was at least the size of an NBA player.
The dog demon shut the door slowly, his eyes still as wide as dinner plates, and said in a weak voice, "Must...get...out of here."
The two boys ran out of the room, yelling for Sango and Kagome to help them. Inuyasha and Miroku merely stared at them as they ran, then went over to the closet to investigate for themselves. The huge arachnid in the closet also sent them running to Kagome and Sango's room.
When they ran in, Sesshomaru was actually shaking in fear while Koga was on his knees with his arms wrapped around Kagome's waist and the side of his face buried in her stomach.
"Kagome, it was horrible!" The black haired boy cried. "It was big and it wanted to rape me! I know it! After all, I'm a sexy beast!"
"It's okay, Koga." Kagome cooed, stroking his hair.
"Hey! Kagome, you're supposed to show wolves no love!" Inuyasha glared at his nemesis.
The raven haired girl sighed. She knew he was only jealous that Koga was getting "special treatment", but the only reason she was giving him any was because he got scared by a big ass spider.
"Oh, Sango, hold me!" Miroku cried, running to Sango with his arms wide open.
"No way!" The brunette crouched to the floor, making the lecherous boy trip over her.
"How big was the spider?" Kagome asked.
"Uh..." Koga thought for a second, placing a finger on his cheek. "Bigger than an NBA player."
"Damn!"
"Can you kill it, Kagome?"
"Uh..."
The boys happily moved their stuff to the room on the other side of the girls' room.
"For some reason I don't feel right in this room." Inuyasha said. Suddenly, his hair was pulled by an unseen force. "Ouch! Who did that!" He turned around to see who it was, noticing Koga was checking the closet for any big ass spiders while Miroku and Sesshomaru were flushing stuff down the toilet in the bathroom on the other side of the room. None of them were close enough to touch him even with a yard stick.
Something pulled his hair again, then he was hoisted up off the ground, levitating nearly a foot off the floor. He started to panic, crying out, "Crap! Help! Something's trying to kill me!"
Koga came out of the closet and Sesshomaru and Miroku left the bathroom to see what was going on. Their jaws dropped when they saw Inuyasha's feet weren't touching the ground.
"When did you learn to fly! I wanna fly, too!" The wolf demon tried flapping his arms, but got nowhere.
"I'm not flying, you asshole! Something's trying to kill me!" The younger brother's eyes teared up a little bit when the unseen force gave him an atomic wedgie.
"Don't worry, little brother! I'll save you!" Sesshomaru picked up a pillow from one of the beds and swung it around over and over again near his brother. "Let go of my little brother, you invisible asshole!"
Inuyasha was suddenly dropped.
"I did it! Yes!" Sesshomaru turned his back to everyone and looked at them over his shoulder. "Hardly a fight." (A/N: This is Zero's pose/words after he wins a battle in Mega Man X: Command Mission.)
"I hope that doesn't happen again. Just in case." Miroku walked up to the younger silver haired boy. "DEMON, BE GONE!" He slapped him, knocking him onto his back. "Don't worry, child. Nothing will attack you now."
"That friggin' hurt!" Inuyasha got up and took the pillow from Sesshomaru, then began to beat Miroku with it.
The boys almost had a heart attack when someone knocked quite loudly on their door.
Koga walked up to the door. "Who is it!"
"The guy you met earlier." The knocker replied.
"Well, come on in!" The raven haired boy opened the door and the guy in the tux stepped in, looking very concerned.
"Is there a problem in here? I heard screaming." He asked.
Inuyasha stood up and shook his fist at the man. "Hell yeah, there's a problem in here! I just got an atomic wedgie by a ghost!"
"Oh, don't worry. That's just Bob. He won't hurt you if you don't take that rotting fruit pie in the bathroom and flush it down the toilet."
Sesshomaru and Miroku exchanged frightened glances.
"Well, I must be off. Have a nice night." The man bowed and left, shutting the door behind him.
"Uh...I'll be back. I'm gonna go see if I can find a plunger." Miroku ran out of the room.
"I'll help." Sesshomaru ran after him. "WAIT FOR ME! OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WAIT!"
"They flushed that fruit pie, didn't they?" Koga asked.
Inuyasha nodded grimly. "Yup." He got on his knees and clasped his hands together. "Bob, please don't kill us! Kill them! They're the ones who flushed your fruit pie!"
"Get...out..." A ghostly voice growled.
The golden eyed boy quickly stood up and both he and Koga held each other, shaking as though they were cold.
"GET...OUT...!"
The two boys left go of each other and ran to the girls' room, screaming for help. More than once, they almost tripped over their own feet and they continuously shoved each other, trying to make the other a satisfying sacrifice for the entity.
Once Miroku and Sesshomaru returned, the lecher stood at the door and looked in cautiously, holding the plunger close to him as if it could save his life from Bob. The dog demon looked over the smaller boy's shoulder, making a cross with his fingers.
"You ready, Sesshomaru?" Miroku asked.
Sesshomaru shook his head. "No."
"Good. Me neither. Let's just go in on the count of three. Three!"
They ran into the room, then stood in the middle, standing back to back while gazing at their surroundings.
The brunette leaned back, whispering, "Do you see Bob?"
The older boy raised an eyebrow at him. "Miroku, it's a ghost."
"So?"
"So you can't see it."
Miroku looked over his shoulder at him. "You're probably right." He looked forward again, then screamed.
"What!" Sesshomaru looked behind him and caught sight of what the lecher was screaming about.
Standing before them was a transparent man. He wore bloody rags, some with covered in new stains. Old rusted chains hung from his body along with the rags. In one hand he held a rusty knife and the other, a noose. His eyes were red like fire and his teeth were as pointy as the knife he wielded.
Sesshomaru took a step back towards the door. "Miroku."
"What?" Miroku kept his eyes on Bob.
"Run."
The two boys ran for their lives to the girls' room. Miroku screamed while Sesshomaru threw anything he had at the ghost, who followed them. By the time they were inside the girls' room, Bob was nowhere in sight and the silver haired boy was wearing nothing but his boxers and a necklace with an S on it.
Kagome looked away, a slight blush on her face. "Sesshomaru! Why are you in your underwear?"
"I was throwing stuff at Bob! Speaking of which." He looked out the door and sighed with relief when he didn't see the spirit. He quickly shut and locked the door.
"Come on, Sango. Let's go investigate."
Sango nodded. "Right."
Kagome unlocked the door, her hand shaking slightly as she turned the knob. As she and Sango were about to step out into the hallway, they were stopped by Inuyasha and Miroku holding onto their legs.
"Don't go!" They cried. "We don't want you to die!"
"We' be right back." The brunette girl said, trying to shake the lecher off of her.
The boys hesitantly let go of their legs and held each other, dry sobbing into each other's shoulders.
Kagome looked unsurely at Sango, who only shrugged at her and entered the hall. Almost regretfully, the raven haired girl followed her to the boys' room. She cleared her throat a bit and asked, "You ready, Sango?"
"As ready as I'll every be." The brunette muttered.
Slowly, they entered the room...
Sorry! Have to leave with a sort of cliffhanger on the first chapter. Anyway, sorry about ending High School Sucks so soon. I REALLY wanted to write this so I finished the other story as fast as I could. Hope you enjoyed this chapter.