A fanfic in reply to sweetbind's Seduction of Demeter
Sorry, sweetbind, whoever you are…. I just couldn't resist….
The Case of Demeter vs. Zeus
Herein is a documented account of how Zeus, age 600 years old, youngest son of Cronus and Rhea; King of the gods as selected by a lucky draw, spouse and brother to Hera, Queen; brother to Hades, king of the underworld; Poseidon, king of the seas; Hestia, goddess of domesticity and Demeter, goddess of the harvest committed unto Demeter, the seduction of a minor and incest on the fifteenth day of summer in the year 100,000 B.C.
Said young and virginal goddess, Demeter, age 400 years old, was inspecting a field ready for harvest at about 11:00 to 11:30 a.m. at approximately 500 miles west of Athens. Said perpetrator, Zeus, approached victim for some small talk upon which both victim and perpetrator walked to a brook to rest in the shade.
Young virginal goddess, in her hospitality and hunger for nourishment, plucked an apple from a tree 5 meters from the edge of the brook and offered it to said perpetrator
upon which said perpetrator took a bite of the apple while holding on to the victim's wrist. Victim was at a quandary as to how she should react to aforementioned action by the perpetrator due to her inexperience and ignorance thereby accepting invitation to bite the other side of the apple as offered by said perpetrator.
Victim turned around and proceeded to a tree approximately 2 meters away from aforementioned apple tree. Perpetrator approached her from the back and proceeded to paw the victim on her arm and mammaries. Victim did not resist. It was not clear if she was in shock or enjoying the moment. Perpetrator pursued fondling of mammaries and proceeded to touch the victim's genital area to which victim responded by making noises that scared the wildlife out of their wits in the area.
Perpetrator continued molesting the victim by performing oral contact to the labia of the victim until victim turned around to respond by doing sexual advances orally to perpetrator. Upon which perpetrator also made noises that scared more wildlife in the area. Perpetrator then proceeded to penetrate and perform coitus on said victim resulting to more noises that sent all the wildlife running away, afterwhich, perpetrator committed unto victim more acts of lasciviousness to which the victim responded consensually.
Given the age of the victim and as attested by a group of five river nymphs who were hiding behind a rock, Zeus, king of Gods, son of Cronus and Rhea, spouse and brother of the Queen, brother to Hades, Poseidon, Hestia and the victim committed unto young, not virginal-goddess-anymore, Demeter, acts of lasciviousness, seduction of a minor and incest.
Laboratory exam results taken after said event are as follows:
DNA found in cervix and grass match those of the perpetrator
Ruptured hymen as proof that goddess was indeed virginal up to that point when she was penetrated.
Blood samples in grass also indicated rupturing of hymen.
hCG levels in victim's urine is high indicating that said victim is now in the first quarter of gestation
Detection of the presence of an embryo in cervix of the victim indicates it is positive.