Anger management.

Jester was not a normal girl by any stretch of the imagination. Nor did she look normal.

She looked like a clown, which was a good thing considering.

Jester, though, did like normal days. She didn't care who she spent them with as long as they did something normal.

Today was one of those days when Jester decided it was time for a normal day and she knew exactly who she was going to spend it with.

Grinning evilly she grabbed a purple hoodie from her wardrobe and slipped it over a her black smily t-shirt.

The yellow smile glowed next to the purple fabric of the hoodie.

Jester then slipped on a pair of black skinny jeans and a pair of bright, almost neon green trainers.

Grabbing her back pack, she slipped her goggles, costume, weapons and purse into it.

Then she walked into the kitchen, picked up the frying pan and slipped that into her back pack too.

Jester walked out and locked the door, grinning as she put her keys away.

Then her phone buzzed in her pocket.

Pulling it out she looked to see what was the matter and there it said in bright glowing letters.

I've been caught again. Better luck next time I guess.

Jester sighed and ran a hand through her black and white hair. "You really should be more careful Alice." she muttered to herself before slipping her phone in her pocket.

Looking around to make sure nobody was there, Jester pulled the hood of her hoodie up so she could hide her strange looks and walk around with no hassle.

Walking through the crowd of stupid Gothamites, Jester finally reached the apartment building she was heading for.

It was the best apartment building in the city but the person who lived there wouldn't have it any other way.

Jester walked around to the back of the building to see the exit was guarded by two very big men.

Jester smirked a little. "Too easy, little, fancy hotel. I was hoping for a more challenging set of guards.

Jester walked over to them, keeping her head down so they wouldn't react to her.

"What are you doing down here kid?" asked one of the guards.

"just walking up here." said Jester grinning.

The guards narrowed their eyes. "Why are you up here?"

"I had a bit of a bad hair day. Heard there was an epic hair salon up here. You wouldn't happen to know where it is would you?" asked Jester as she got her bag of marbles out.

The guards chuckled. "Bad hair day? Ha. I didn't know there was hair salon up here. Say do you mind us looking, Ya' know, so we can have a bit of a laugh."

Jester giggled. "Not at all." then she pulled her hood down and grinned at the guards who stared at her in shock.

Jester smiled. "As you can see, I went over the top with the black and white colouring. I was careful but not careful enough."

The guards got ready to get their guns out.

Jester frowned. "You don't seem to be laughing." then she grinned. "Perhaps I could help with that?"

Then she threw a marble onto the floor and it burst with green smoke.

At first the guards where choking then they started to laugh and finally they fell to the floor.

Jester frowned. "Don't I get a standing ovation? I thought that was a first class performance." She began to giggle and shrugged. "Aw well. Tough crowd I guess."

Jester walked up to the door. "And now for my next trick!" she kicked it in on it's self and it flew open.

Jester grinned. "You would of thought that a apartment building this good would have better security."

Jester walked up the may flights of stairs till she got to the floor she wanted.

Jester opened the door and pulled her hood up over her face so no one could see her odd appearance.

Walking over to the door she wanted Jester.

Grinning she knocked on the door.

She heard a bit of a scuffle come from inside before. "Who is it?"

Jester smiled to herself. "Jess." she said.

There was a pause before. "Jess who?"

Jester grinned and kicked the door in shouting. "Jess-Ter!"

Jester grinned at the shocked expression on the mans face. Then that shock turned into annoyance and then anger.

"What do you want?" he hissed.

Jester frowned. "Oh come on Eddie! Is that any way to say Hiya to your bestest, friend in the whole wide world?"

Edward raised an eyebrow. "Since when have you been my best friend?"

Jester grinned. "Since always!"

Edward stared at her before shaking his head. "You are insane, to think that I would even consider you a friend and will you put the door back on it's hinges!"

Jester sighed, picked the door up and leaned it against the frame.

"What are you doing here Jester?" asked Edward as he sat on his seat tinkering with some electric gizmo.

"I was wondering if you wanted to head out onto the town with me?" said Jester smiling as she sat opposite him.

Edward looked up at her. "And why would I want to do that?"

Jester grinned. "Because you get to spend some time with me!"

Edward frowned. "No, sorry. You'll need another reason."

Jester looked hurt. "But what's better then spending a day with me?"

"Do you want a list?" asked Edward going back to his electric gizmo.

Jester frowned and slowly walked over to him. "Edward, Edward, Edward. You should know better then to get me angry."

Edward spun around to try and stop her but it was too late. Jester already had the frying pan out and struck him as hard as she could.

Edward fell off his seat and lay there unconscious.

Jester stood there shaking her head. "He never learns."

THE END.