HOW TO SURVIVE YOUR FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL

DISCLAIMER: I own NOTHING OF THE SORT of Harry Potter. I just own this story's plot! Enjoy!

Harry Potter was sitting between his two best friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. He was trying to turn a mouse into a mitten, but his head was in the clouds during Transfiguration, as usual.

The bell rang and the three friends went out of the classroom, eager for a healthy lunch to start. Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked down a deserted corridor for a short cut to get to the Great Hall for lunch.

Suddenly, their path was blocked by the trio of Draco Malfoy, with his two henchmen, Crabbe and Goylle.

"Well, Potty, Weasel, and Smarticles! What brings you to this neck of the woods?" drawled Malfoy, stepping on Crabbe's foot to keep him from laughing.

"Draco Malfoy—hmmm—we were going to the Great Hall, but I guess we'll be late due to three morons who won't move," said Harry crossly.

"Uh…yeah, right, Potty. Like I'm a moron."

"Yeah, Malfoy, and you've got two standing right beside you."

Professor Slughorn came around the corner. "Harry, my boy!" he bellowed. "Why aren't you six at lunch?"

Draco and his clan put on simpering smiles, showing Slughorn they respected him, which they didn't. "We were about to walk down to lunch with them," he claimed to the professor.

"Well, mind if I join? I do love walking with students down to lunch; I do believe it takes their minds off all that schoolwork they're assigned in class." With that, Slughorn marched off with everybody else following suit.

"I wish I had a normal life," Harry said. "Hogwarts is fun and all, but I wish I knew what a regular high school was like. Oh, crap, it's Peeves!!"

"Potty and Weasel, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Peeves cackled, pouring some strange powder of Harry and his friends.

"Oh, dear God above, what happened last night?" Harry asked Ron as he got up. "Where are we?"

"We're in high school," Ron informed Harry.

"All the same students are here from Hogwarts!" Hermione said. "C'mon, guys, we're late for Care of Magical Creatures!"

"On my schedule, we're supposed to be at Biology now," said Ron. "That must be the same thing."

The teacher of Biology, Mr. Hagrid, took the attendance. Afterwards, he pulled down a screen and flipped all the lights in the classroom off. Placing a fat finger on the on button on the projector, he gave the class a piece of paper. On the top of it said "notes."

"Let's hope Hagrid's smarter than at our old school," said a drawling voice.

"What the heck-o?" said Harry.

"Potter, it's me, yeah…" said Malfoy, poking Harry in his Muggle T-shirt.

"Leave him alone, Malfoy," said a dreamy voice.

"Luna, why are you here?"

"'cause I'm so dang it smart. So is Ginny," said Luna Lovegood.

"Kill me!" said Harry.

"Oh, class, it's time for gym now."

In the gym, everybody began to play basketball. It was the good guys against the bad. Somehow all the Death Eaters were there, and Harry dueled them all in a game of AROUND THE WORLD.

THE END

It was supposed to be almost completely random =)