Well... This is a side project for me... Just something to put my most randomest thoughts into some sort of... I dunno, stupid, possibly funny fiction?
There are no pairings yet, nor do I intend there to be... This is purely a humor fiction...
Warning: With that being said... Probably minor sexual situations without any exclusions of gender pairings... M/M F/F M/F you get the picture.
Warning: And language.
Warning: Violence, minorly.
Warning: Causes seizures, and possible migranes.
Disclaimer: Smash Bros doesn't belong to me
but super light punch sisters and brothers does.
Chapter 1 the Homicidal Sociopath
Olimar hated Captain Falcon. His pikmin are his only friends, and captain falcon likes making punching bags out of them.
He needs to die. HE NEEDS TO DIE GODDAMNIT! I WILL AVENGE YOU, MY PIKMIN!
"ARRRAWRAWRAWRARWR!"
And so, Olimar went off to find Captain Falcon. He stomped all the way, not noticing a trail of cheez-nibbles on the ground, and crunching them beneath his feet.
A man got up, he stared at Olimar and yelled "HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY TRAP! I WAS PLANNING TO CATCH A PIKACHU!"
Olimar looked blankly at him, and stabbed him with a knife in the knee.
The man then pulled the shotgun out of his lungs and threw a cup at Olimar.
Olimar dodged the safety glasses and ran straight for the emergency exit.
Befall Olimar reached the safety deposit box, a wild Captain falcon appeared a blew up the world with his Falcon Punch attack.
After the world blowed up, Olimar ran to his bedroom, where he got a good night's sleep, until interrupted by a disgusted Link.
Olimar just had a wet dream. :D
God that was stupid. Even though I laughed at the stupidity of it... Sigh... It helps though.