iHate Being Foreign Bacon
A/N: iCarly, characters, iSaved Your Life (ISYL) are creations of Dan Schneider. This story is centered on the events of iSaved Your Life, so beware if you have not seen it yet. I felt the special went fast for half an hour, so I tried to flesh everything out. This episodes was great in terms of character development, especially Carly and Freddie. I made character thoughts into Twitter status updates to gain more insight to each character. Some "tweets" are directed at other characters. The story will jump from narrative to Twitter status as the story progress. More things will be explored such as things that probably happened. As always, read & review. Enjoy
iRandomly Tweet
A seemingly normal day, as the iCarly web broadcast was in full swing. Carly and Sam, wearing crazy head attire, were in the midst of a George the Bra who tells ghost stories bit. As the camera was rolling, Carly and Sam were listening unenthusiastically to George, the bra who tells scary stories. George, the scary story telling bra, was not particularly living up to his name on this occasion.
""When the rinse cycle began, the washing machine starting to wobble and make strrrannge rummmbling noises," George the Bra spoke in his spooky sounding voice.
"Okay, this ghost story is going nowhere," Sam said not amused by the story.
"You're not scary," Carly replied.
George the Bra continued, "Just wait, then finally I called customer service and they told me my washing machine was out of warranty," George then began making spooky ghost howls.
"Anything else?" Sam asked waiting to hear something interesting about the story.
"Can I come wash some clothes at your house?" George the Bra asked
"No!!" Sam annoyed whacked the floating 34C sized bra into the air.
"Get outta here, ya bra!" Carly whack George the Bra away.
"Leave"
"You bad bra, you," Carly scolded as George flew away.
"Please"
Carly turned her attention back to the camera, "Okay. Now a lot of you guys have been emailing and texting us about…" Suddenly Sam screamed and ducked with her blow tube ready to strike.
"What?" Carly asked.
"I thought I heard Spencer," Sam answered.
"He's night fishing with Socko"
"Okay," Sam reluctantly stood up and continued with the show.
Carly turned to the camera to explain the web viewers," Sorry, Sam and Spencer are involved in a little game this week."
"It's called Assassin and it's not a game," Sam pointed her blow tube at the camera.
"They use blow tubes with little paintballs and try to get each other," Carly continued explaining the premise of the game.
"It's serious chizz. Carly lost on the first day."
"Spencer whacked me while I was eating toast."
"And I got Freddie while he was doing a camera test. Show 'em, Fred-bag!" Sam said excitedly.
The technical producer, Freddie, cued up the monitor. On the video screen, Freddie was shown, with Carly behind the camera.
"Tilt it down?" Carly said.
Freddie examined the lens, "Yeah… wait not that much back up"
"m'kay…like this?" Carly sweetly asked. Then suddenly, Sam stormed into the room, yelling her war cry, "ARRGH"
"No… no… Sam… not now…wait," Freddie said as he anxiously tried to aim his blow tube, but it was too late. And with an orange blob of paint on his shirt, Freddie was out of the game.
Sam cheered to the camera after looking back at the footage, "I blow, I score, and attack"
"So the only two people left in the game now are Sam and my brother, Spencer."
"Not for long… Spencer gonna git got," Sam added pointed her blow tube closely at the camera.
"I apologize for her grammar"
"I'm uneducated but I'm a lot of fun," the blonde joked.
"It's true," Carly chimed in giving her co-host friend noogies to her head.
Sam then aimed her blow to Freddie's camera, "Now to close the show…"
" No Sam, don't" Freddie said, already sensing Sam's intentions. With one shot, a splattered glob of green painted lay directly in the middle of the camera shot.
"And we're not clear," Freddie ended the web show, rather annoyed at having to clean the green paint out of his camera.
SassyShay
Baconluver
Man, there is no way I gonna lose this game. I'm just so close to winning. But then again, Freddie never really had a chance against me, and I knew Spencer had Carly's number. Now it's just down to me and Spence. A battle of true wit and skill, where only those with nerves of steel shall prevail. Now I all need now is just one clean shot at Spencer and I will become the lone survivor, the one true assassin. Spencer ain't got no chance cause "Mama play to win."
artfool77
at sockodude
hey just back, Nightfishing was a blast. We should go again some time. Now time to claim my throne as the "Assassin King of the World"
techFreddie92
Almost time to film that iCarly dare. Just finished cleaning my camera... got the last of the paint off the wide zoom lens, thanks Puckett. Now we're heading downtown to film our sketch. An iCarly fan dared Carly to brush random peoples' teeth for a dollar… in a bunny suit. I have to say, she looks mighty cute as a bunny though. It looks like it's gonna come down… hope it doesn't pour on us while we're shooting. Agua.
Baconluver
at artfool77- u r in some serious chizz, boy… do you think you can handle it?
artfool77
at Baconluver- bring it on. And remember, always watch your back.