In all honesty this isn't my first fanfic that has been posted on this website. My friend posted my first fic 'Alchemist Wars' which you guys can read if you want. This one was one that I wrote during study hall because I was board but I think it's kinda funny so please tell me how you liked it and some ideas on other fanfics you would like me to write. Now on to the story!^.^
Military Free Time
Once again Havoc had been rejected by a girl. Of course if you know Havoc this comes to no surprise. It's all because of that Mustang. Why do the go for him?! Sure he may seem nice but once you get to know him he can be a real jerk sometimes.
"Why do they forsake me!!!" Havoc shouted as he slumped in a chair in Mustang's office
"Maybe because you reek of tobacco" Mustang sighed as he read a news paper.
"I've read magazines, blind dating, and everything I could think of. And when I finally get her, she dumps me over you. What the hell is your secret!!!!!!!!" Havoc screamed.
"Maybe your gay. I mean, remember when I told you my plans for the military girls? You freaken leged humped me!" Roy stated
"Me…gay?" Havoc asked
"Your not the only one out there. I was on the internet earlier and found this thing called yoai. Girls love this stuff."
"Yoai????"
"Yes, yoai. They have a bunch of gay guys." Roy informed
"Oh great sensei show me this yoai!" Havoc said in a trance like state
Roy turned on the computer next to him. "All you need to do is Google it and, BAM!!! There you go!" Roy informed
" I see… so this is what you do on your free time." Havoc concluded
"N-no. I'm not gay. You on the other hand are questionable. You can't even hold onto a single girl." Roy explained then turned his attention to the screen. "Oh, look here's something you might want to try. 'Naruto yoai'
"'Naruto'? What the hell is that?" Havoc asked
"I don't know. It has something to do with a bunch of possessed teens." Roy said
"Ok let's try it out!" Havoc said, grabbing the mouse and clicking 'pics'. The first thing that showed up was Naruto and Sasuke making out. "My eyes! They burn!!"
"Then try something else!" Roy shouted
"Hey what's F-M-A??" Havoc asked as he spotted the option on the side.
" I don't know, why don't you check it out?" Roy sighed " Wha- wait FMA!!! Don't-"
However, Roy was too late Havoc had already opened the web page.
"Oh….my…….GOD!!!!" Havoc said as he stared wide eyed at the picture before him. It was a pic of Roy kissing Ed.
" I-I-I-it's not w-what it l-looks like!" Roy stuttered.
"Oh I think it is, Colonel." Havoc said still looking at the picture. "Soooo, you're the one who's gay. Not me."
"Th-th-they're doctored photos! I'm serious!! I don't have any love towards Fullmetal!!" Roy said in denial
"The pictures don't lie Roy. Man I've lost all respect for you. I knew you did something on your free time, but this? My god the lieutenant's gonna be pissed!" Havoc said as he got up and walked out of the room.
"Don't tell her!!! Please!!! I'm begging you! HAVOC!!!!! Roy called out desperately. But Havoc was long gone.
-fin
Me: that was awesome!! But don't get me wrong, I have nothing against Roy, Havoc, or Naruto.
Roy: Really?
Me: yes. I love you Roy Boy. Even if your not my favorite character!
Roy: WHA-?