Fumka sat back on the cliché padded chair in the lush office. He
rested his hand against his palms behind his head and sighed as the other
man sat and grabbed his clipboard.
"You see, Mr. Krawitz, I have this feeling I'm living in a stereotypical anime series. A psuedo- shoujo one at that. It all started when I was just… innocently walking down the street, I'm a demon you know, that's very common in shoujo series, angels and demons… and… well anyway, and I met this angel. You see, there that is again. He bought me a coffee. God only knows, no pun intended, how much I adore coffee. So I kind of flirted with him. I was good, Krawitz, I was good. I chit chatted, we had fun. I had no intentions what so ever to cause trouble. Honestly, the guy was cute. Again, sign two, yaoi. I'm gay, Mr. Krawitz, and I think that should speak for itself.
"Anyway. So I chit chatted with this other demon, Kay I think his name was… I forget what happened to him, personally I don't care. But then, after that, I was drinking coffee again, sign three, I always have a similar thing with me, that being coffee.
Any who, I was just there and… I started thinking. Evil things, Mr. Krawitz, I mean…. Very vengeful shit here… about my ex-boyfriend. Vassago. An angel. We dated when I was still alive… you know, a forbidden love thing, sign four. Vassago left me when I died and did that whole damned thing…. I was gone for a very, very long time, and he couldn't stand being alone… so ran off with some… chick. A woman, Krawitz, he left me for a woman. And… I'm sorry, I just don't know what that says but… it hurts.
Right, moving right along… so… I got vengeful. I really do love Vassago still, but… but I just got this random urge to kill him. Make him feel that pain I did. And, it worries me. It worries me a lot. I don't think I'm evil, but… I'm obviously an evil character now. Do you think I'm evil, Mr. Krawitz? For God's sake, I have purple hair…"
The doctor cleared his throat nervously and tapped his pencil against his clipboard, "Mr. Gellious, you have very nice hair…"
"Why thank you." The demon sighed and continued, "Anyway… so that angel boy I was talking about before, Libael his name was… he was actually like a son to Vassago, so I figured, hurt Libael, hurt Vassago. Catch my drift? Good. So I ran off and hurt Libael. Raped him if you really want to be exact… why are you looking at me like that? I said I was… oh, well, you see, you can do that in anime. It's not as illegal.
"As I was saying… afterwards, I felt like Vassago wouldn't hurt that much, he'd just be pissed. So Vassago has a new boyfriend now, he obviously can't make up his mind. Well, I really don't like Gravel. He looks like a woman. I'm not just saying that because I'm jealous and still love Vassago, I just… honestly, I don't like him. That only thing that I sort of appreciated about him was how calm he was while I ripped his wings out of their sockets… What? What did I say that time? Oh, oh… terribly sorry. No, no I understand… like I was saying…
So I ran off after that shindig and I think everyone's getting better now… which is, five I think I'm on… Everyone's going to live happily ever after… I can just sense it. It's just… Mr. Krawitz, I have that insecure feeling that their going to kill me off. A lot of people in heaven are pissed at me now… and, to be honest… I don't want to die again. You know, Vassago, my lover, he took me to hell. That's his job, but… that's a different story.
"All in all… I really, just don't know what to do with myself anymore. I'm evil again after all these years and… it's really not fun. I just want to be loved, Mr. Krawitz, that's all it is. I'm not loved. If I just had my Vassago, a cup of coffee and… a nice lush bed… well, maybe without the coffee… I would be good, Sir. I really would."
"You see, Mr. Krawitz, I have this feeling I'm living in a stereotypical anime series. A psuedo- shoujo one at that. It all started when I was just… innocently walking down the street, I'm a demon you know, that's very common in shoujo series, angels and demons… and… well anyway, and I met this angel. You see, there that is again. He bought me a coffee. God only knows, no pun intended, how much I adore coffee. So I kind of flirted with him. I was good, Krawitz, I was good. I chit chatted, we had fun. I had no intentions what so ever to cause trouble. Honestly, the guy was cute. Again, sign two, yaoi. I'm gay, Mr. Krawitz, and I think that should speak for itself.
"Anyway. So I chit chatted with this other demon, Kay I think his name was… I forget what happened to him, personally I don't care. But then, after that, I was drinking coffee again, sign three, I always have a similar thing with me, that being coffee.
Any who, I was just there and… I started thinking. Evil things, Mr. Krawitz, I mean…. Very vengeful shit here… about my ex-boyfriend. Vassago. An angel. We dated when I was still alive… you know, a forbidden love thing, sign four. Vassago left me when I died and did that whole damned thing…. I was gone for a very, very long time, and he couldn't stand being alone… so ran off with some… chick. A woman, Krawitz, he left me for a woman. And… I'm sorry, I just don't know what that says but… it hurts.
Right, moving right along… so… I got vengeful. I really do love Vassago still, but… but I just got this random urge to kill him. Make him feel that pain I did. And, it worries me. It worries me a lot. I don't think I'm evil, but… I'm obviously an evil character now. Do you think I'm evil, Mr. Krawitz? For God's sake, I have purple hair…"
The doctor cleared his throat nervously and tapped his pencil against his clipboard, "Mr. Gellious, you have very nice hair…"
"Why thank you." The demon sighed and continued, "Anyway… so that angel boy I was talking about before, Libael his name was… he was actually like a son to Vassago, so I figured, hurt Libael, hurt Vassago. Catch my drift? Good. So I ran off and hurt Libael. Raped him if you really want to be exact… why are you looking at me like that? I said I was… oh, well, you see, you can do that in anime. It's not as illegal.
"As I was saying… afterwards, I felt like Vassago wouldn't hurt that much, he'd just be pissed. So Vassago has a new boyfriend now, he obviously can't make up his mind. Well, I really don't like Gravel. He looks like a woman. I'm not just saying that because I'm jealous and still love Vassago, I just… honestly, I don't like him. That only thing that I sort of appreciated about him was how calm he was while I ripped his wings out of their sockets… What? What did I say that time? Oh, oh… terribly sorry. No, no I understand… like I was saying…
So I ran off after that shindig and I think everyone's getting better now… which is, five I think I'm on… Everyone's going to live happily ever after… I can just sense it. It's just… Mr. Krawitz, I have that insecure feeling that their going to kill me off. A lot of people in heaven are pissed at me now… and, to be honest… I don't want to die again. You know, Vassago, my lover, he took me to hell. That's his job, but… that's a different story.
"All in all… I really, just don't know what to do with myself anymore. I'm evil again after all these years and… it's really not fun. I just want to be loved, Mr. Krawitz, that's all it is. I'm not loved. If I just had my Vassago, a cup of coffee and… a nice lush bed… well, maybe without the coffee… I would be good, Sir. I really would."