i think i'm crazy, starting another story...haha! just to clear up some things, naruto already had a diary from long ago but these few pages are 'extracted' to tally with sasuke's, so yup...

oh right, this is in line with/side-fic of The Uchiha Journal, but it's not necessary to read that (:

disclaimer: i don't own Naruto

Dear Diary,

ARGH!! Guess what?! Sai appeared suddenly today! Of all the days, he had to pick today when Sasuke and I were about to have lunch by ourselves! Can't he like interrupt tomorrow?!

No, wait. I might still be having lunch with Sasuke tomorrow... alright then, can he never interrupt? It's not a very big and difficult request right?

And and and! He just had to insult my dick's size when he appeared! Do you know how embarrassing that was? I thought I would die of shame, especially with Sasuke looking on with such disinterest.

What if Sasuke thought I was small??

...NOOOOO!!

I should find a way to prove to Sasuke that I'm not small!

Damn, that sounds perverted. Ero-sennin must be rubbing off me. Grrr, that pervert.

Anyway, I was turning red with anger and humiliation and I think Sasuke noticed. What if he realised that I like him??

Let's see, why is it bad that Sasuke knows that I like him. Number One, he might tease me endlessly. Number Two, he most probably is straight. Number Three, our friendship might be ruined. So no, nothing will destroy that. Not when I spent so much effort getting him back and we are now so much closer.

I lost my usual gusto with my ramen. Hmmm, I should make up for it tomorrow!

So Sai tagged along with me and Sasuke's training. But Sasuke went off by himself to do some target practice and I ended up having to spar with Sai. Infuriating! Sai kept making snide remarks here and there. I bet Sai knew that I like Sasuke and that he is purposely separating us.

Oh hell no. That better not be the case. Sai knowing... that would be the end of the world.

Sasuke stalked off after a while. I wonder what crawled up his ass. So I managed to somehow ditch Sai and ran after Sasuke.

It went downhill from there! How could I make such horrible ramen to serve to Sasuke?! He was right, the ramen I made really did suck.

Wait wait, let me backtrack. I managed to somehow invite him over for dinner and convince him to let me cook for him. So I took out the noodles which I had prepared this morning in anticipation for this. And then I hurriedly threw in the soup base, knowing that Sasuke would be really impatient.

I mean, that bastard would always have some mean remarks to say and he would always complain that I'm slow. Not that he would ever admit that he complains. But I swear, complaining is probably one of his strong traits. Always able to find fault with everything. Che.

Oh oh, this part is embarrassing. I boasted happily to him that my noodles were good. I mean, it was! When I tried cooking it the other time. Imagine my horror when I found out that it taste terrible. And there I was, hoping to awe him with my cooking skills. Damn.

So we ended up with instant ramen. Sigh.

Then he went back home. And I did nothing to stop him. I can't, right? I mean, if I were to suggest that he spend the night over, he might somehow conclude that I like him! And like I said, I can't let that happen!

If only he could suggest that... Hmmm, if I went over to his place, maybe he'll invite me to stay the night?

Alright! I'll trick him into that tomorrow! HAH!

So that's it for today. Too many excitements. Grr, Sai.

See you tomorrow!