"Come on, Chibi-Bear. It'll be fun. I promise," Envy tugged on his boyfriend's hand, pulling the unwilling blond up the many, many wooden stairs.
There they were. About to slide down the biggest water slide in the amusement park. They were too far up for Ed's liking. Yes, much, much too high for the blond's liking. How Envy had convinced him to go with him in the first place, he would never know.
They stood before the water slide, gawking down at the ant-like people below. Some were in the pool under them, and others were walking around the snack bars, munching on hot dogs and fries. Envy turned to smile wickedly at his boyfriend, tugging on his hand as he waited for the "okay" signal from the lifeguard lady.
The ride only allowed one person to slide down at a time, but Envy had never been one for following the rules. He stood in front of the slide, gazing down at the nearly vertical drop down to the pool below. His heart thudded in his chest as he grinned at the lady. She gave him the "okay" sign and he sat down, pulling his Chibi-Bear down onto his lap.
"HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT, YOU--"
Envy wriggled towards the slide and thrust his hips forward, wrapping his arms tightly around Ed. His boyfriend gave a high-pitched, terrified scream that ended up cracking horribly as they hovered in the air for a heartbeat before shooting downwards.
Ed laid flat on his back, on top of Envy, who was also laying on flat on his back with his arms wrapped securely around the blond. Wind whistled in their ears and water sprayed their faces as they hurtled down, down, and down. Green and golden hair alike flew back, dragging behind them in the water. The slide was narrow. They were being squeezed by the slides walls as they zoomed past the flying scenery.
Ed's screams and shrieks echoed in Envy's ears, making him grin.
"WOOOOOOHOOOOO!!" the green-haired teen yelled right as they shot into the pool, immediately going under.
They bobbed to the surface, one shaking with excitement, and the other with aftershock.
It was only a moment before Ed regained his voice.
"YOU COULD'VE KILLED ME! US!" he shrieked hoarsely.
"But I didn't, did I?" Envy grinned, wading in the water. He drifted over to where his boyfriend was and gathered the smaller teen into his arms, kissing his forehead as he carried him to the edge of the pool.
"I hate you," Ed grumbled under his breath as they climbed out of the pool and stood next to it, observing the rippling waters.
Envy discreetly laced his fingers with Ed's and tugged him along as he led him in another direction.
"Uh...Envy? Where are you taking me?" Ed asked, the suspicion evident in his voice.
"Oh, nowhere, Chibi-Bear," his eyes glinted mischievously as he led his boyfriend to the "Tunnel of Terror".
Ed's squawks of protest and terror could be heard all around the park when he finally figured out where they were headed.
Poor, poor Edo.