Chapter #1: Introduction [AKA- The Most Fucking Impossible Challenge]
I have taken up a great challenge. A VERY great challenge. It may take a very long time to complete… make that an unbelievably incomprehensible time to complete. But I MUST complete it!!
I have made a list of every character in RENT that I could think of. And in this one fanfic, I will write a chapter dedicated to each possible pairing between every person.
WARNING- This fic will include incest (Mark and Mark's mom are both characters… therefore I must make a chapter dedicated to them) and slash (hello! Mark+Rogerhot gay sex) and femmslash (duh, MoJo) and utterly normal suburban marriage (Maureen's mom/Maureen's dad) Yuppies (Benny/alison) Cheating (Mimi/Benny) And suicide (April)
Here is the list-
Roger
Mimi
Mark
Collins
Angel
Benny
April
Maureen
Joanne
The man
The Squeegee man
Bohemian Junkie #1 (female)
Bohemian Junkie #2 (Male)
Homeless woman
Bag lady
Officer Martin
Homeless man
Steve
Gordon
Ali
Pam
Sue
Paul
Alexi
Alison
Mr. Grey
Mark's mom
Joanne's Mom
Joanne's Dad
Mimi's Mom
Roger's Mom
Maureen's Mom
Maureen's dad
Matr'd at the life
Life waiter
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If my calculations are correct (and seeing as I used a calculator… I believe they are) If I write a chapter dedicated to every possible pairing of these characters, I include a chapter for mark/camera, roger/guitar, and mark/scarf. A final chapter, and this first chapter. This fic should have… 1230 chapters. That is a lot of chapters…. Well… The challenge begins…
I'd love if you reviewed and gave me ideas for chapters!! Like… I don't know what I'll end up doing for the chapter between… Benny and angel… Maybe I should make them get married after angel died and benny realizes he's married to a ghost… hmmm… interesting!!
Adios kiddies! I'm off to write strange fanfics!!
-Tazzi Glow
(Review please)