Hey guys! Thanks for all your lovely reviews By the way, I didn't intend for the death-related jokes (what kind of devil would I be?); I meant for them to reflect his bitterness/cynicism with the world around him.
Disclaimer: It's all J.K. Rowling.
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10 Jokes by George Weasley
#1 (Written during George's first year at Hogwarts):
Talentless as he may seem, Argus Filch is actually a devoted artist. He's constantly squibbling.
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#2 (Written during George's second year at Hogwarts):
-What will happen if you defy Molly Weasley?
-You'll be mummified.
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#3 (Written during George's third year at Hogwarts):
Oliver Wood's girlfriend won't want to break up with him. He's a Keeper.
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#4 (Written during George's fourth year at Hogwarts):
Don't badmouth Prefects. You'll be percycuted.
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#5 (Written during George's fifth year at Hogwarts):
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Because it couldn't Apparate.
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#6 (Written during George's sixth year at Hogwarts):
Time to dig(gory) a grave.
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#7 (Written during George's seventh year at Hogwarts):
-What's the unhealthiest dessert for the Wizarding World?
-Fudge.
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#8 (Written during George's first year at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes):
-Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
-You know.
-You-Know-Who?
-Yup, that's me. Avada Kedavra!
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#9 (Written following the voyage of the seven Potters):
People are commenting on how scary I look after the accident. I don't get it- I've never looked less earie.
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#10 (Written following Voldemort's last battle):
-Will the jokes continue?
-I'm afred not.
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Did you laugh? Cry? Puke?
Which joke was your favorite? Least favorite?
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