To the albatross in the office who has a pet rock despite an adult
I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR PET ROCK LOOKS CUTE,
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ONE! YOU ARE WAY OLDER THAN TWO!
YOUR'E AN ADULT AND NO LONGER CHILD!
NO MORE PET ROCKS JUST STOP OWNING NOW!
To Fenneko who played Despacito multiple times in a row at karaoke.
DON'T PLAY DESPACITO, IN SPANISH IT MEANS SLOWLY,
IN AMERICA IT MEANS YOUR'E THE GOD OF ANNOYING,
HERE IT MEANS YOU JUST WANT TO ANNOY US ALL,
BY PLAYING FOR THE 100TH TIME NOW!
To Resauke for not noticing her feelings and other things
I LOVE YOU BUT YOU DON'T NOTICE ME!
YOU DON'T SEEM TO NOTICE A LOT OF THINGS!
WHY CAN YOU NOT SEE MY FEELINGS?
MORE IMPORTANLY, CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING?
To the dingo that took her lunch but was clearly an accident
Hey, everyone makes mistakes.
There's no need to feel ashamed.
Plus I think I took yours too.
Here you go, from me to you.
To her yoga instructor
IS ALL YOU CAN SAY PROTEIN?
I'M NOT MAD IT'S JUST CONFUSING.
IS IT A MENTAL CONDITION
IS VOCAB LIMITED?
COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME,
WHY YOU CAN ONLY SAY PROTIEN?
The repsonse from said instructor:Protein.
Covering the Bojack theme
Back in the 90s I was in a very famous,
TVVVVVV SHOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!
I'm BoJack the Horse (BoJack!), BoJack the Horse
DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOOOOOOOOW!
And I'm trying to hold on to my PAAASSSTTTTTT!
IT'S BEEN SO LONG!
I don't think I'm gonna LASSSSSTTT!
I GEUSS I'LL JUST TRY
AND MAAAAAAAAAKE YOOOOOOU UNDERSTAND
That I'm more horse than man.
Or I'm more man than a horse
BOOOOJJJAACCCCKKKKKK!
Bojack claps proudly in the background.