HEELLLLLOOOOOOOO general public!

This is my first attempt of writing a fanfic, so if it sucks…sorry.

I figured what better to write about than silent hill 2, one of my favorite games.

In THIS episode a "certain group of friends" find themselves lost in the streets of Silent Hill, how they got there? Who the hell knows?

Disclaimer: I own absolutely NOTHING related to ANYTHING! I don't even have a car (cries) Don't sue me…please. I also own a big empty void in my wallet.

That being said, on with the story!

Andy, Casey, John, Alec, and Phil look questioningly at the big sign on the side of the road.

"Welcome to Silent Hill!"

Population: slowly decreasing due to the recent infestation of mean things.

"Enjoy your stay!"

John:………………..awesome!

Phil: dude, were in Silent Hill. You know, that scary town from the game? How is that awesome?

Alec: because we know about the game and can therefore walk about with the knowledge of things to come, leaving us unscathed.

Phil: how do you figure all THAT!

Alec: ………….I dunno.

Andy: lets go check it out anyway. (Looks around) Hey! A conviently placed chainsaw!

Casey: NICE! (Looks around for another one, there are no more)………..dammit.

They all start walking into town. After walking around and getting lost in the fog for about an hour, finally someone says something reasonably intelligent.

John: You know what? A map would be pretty nice right about now.

Phil: Yeah, but where would a map of this town be?

John: Dumbass, didn't you ever PLAY the game? James's car. retard.

Alec: we don't know where that is.

Everyone: yeah.

John: well then, we go to Bar Neely's and get that special map.

Andy: need a map to get there John.

Phil: Hey! What if we press triangle?

Andy:……………………what?

Phil: remember in the game? To access the map you had to press triangle!

Alec: you see a controller anywhere?

Phil:………………..shut up.

Casey what if we just DRAW a map or something?

Andy: sounds good, but how

He is cut off by the sound of footsteps.

Andy: Whoa, that is the sound of a monster. But what kind, I wonder? Who's got the radio?

Casey: I do! (Pulls out a nasty old radio)

Andy: turn it on!

Casey: right. (Turns it, static emerges from the speakers)

Andy: I knew it! (Revs up the chainsaw, runs blindly into the foggy street and starts screaming) DIE! (Sounds of tearing flesh and screaming. Suddenly the chainsaw goes quiet.

Andy:………uummmmm….

James Sunderland lies on the ground missing his legs.

James: DUDE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! WHY DID YOU ATTACK ME! OH, JESUS, MY LEGS ARE GOOOONE!

Andy:….we….sort of thought that you were a monster………my bad. Wait. If you're not a monster, then why was the radio going crazy?

Casey: (looks at the radio) OOHHHHHHHHH, the antennae is bent. Were just getting poor reception. (Moves it just a bit, "I'm a Barbie girl" starts playing. Everyone stares at him.)

Casey: what?

John…shut that off. Right now.

Andy: (starts revving up the chainsaw again, looking at the radio in Casey's hands.)

Casey: shut it off! This song kicks ass!

James: (despite his missing appendages, starts to aim his rifle at Casey's head)

Casey: oh all right. (Turns it off)

Alec: thank god.

(Phil, who was dancing to that horrible song, stops and looks around. Everyone is staring at him. Phil looks down at his feet in humiliation and shame.)

James: (looks at Phil in horror, then back to Andy) kill me.

Andy: I don't have to kill you, you have some health drinks don't you?

James: yeah, but I don't see how a drink will

Andy grabs one and shoves it downs James's throat, forcing him to drink one. All of a sudden MARSHALL shows up and starts yelling, "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" James explodes with laughter, spraying the drink everywhere. Andy looks at Marshall. "Dude, you have to stop doing that!"

Sorry everyone, hidden meaning behind that last part.

Andy: There, all better.

James: What! ALL BETTER! MY LEGS ARE(looks at his legs, they are fine) ………uh.

Andy: Just fine.

Alec: Whoa

John: Yep, health drinks can cure anything.

The silence is broken by large thudding footsteps.

Casey: Oh, what now!

Nemesis walks towards James, rocket launcher armed and ready.

Nemesis: STARS!

EXPLOSION!

James is dead. Nemesis looks over his corpse, a grin spreading across his ugly face.

John: Nemesis? In Silent Hill?

Nemesis: …Silent Hill? Where's Raccoon City?

Casey: (looks around, points) I think it's over there man.

Nemesis: Thanks. (Starts running in that direction) STARS!

Andy:………………………..Kay. That was kind of weird.

Alec: Yeah.

Andy: HEY! Maybe Lara Croft will show up! (Crosses his fingers)

Casey: I wouldn't count on it.

Andy: WHY NOT!

John: Because she's not in the horror/survival video game category.

Andy: ……………….shit.

Casey: (looks at James's lifeless body.) Hey! A hunting rifle.(grabs the gun from his cold, stiff fingers.) that's mine now. (Looks back at James's body, starts checking the pockets.) What else you got on you? (Pulls out a full box of rifle shells.) WHOO!

Phil: Does he have a map?

Casey: (He is looking proudly at his new weapon.) Huh? I dunno.

Phil: (sighs, checks his coat pocket and pulls out a map.) now we can leave.

Andy: And go where?

Phil: To this X (points to a large red X on the map.) Looks like the hospital.

Alec: All right lets get going. Where do we go?

Phil: (looks at the map, points north.) That way.

Andy: lets go.

Everyone starts walking in the direction Phil pointed to. After about five minutes of walking, they come to a giant wall, blocking their way.

John: Damn wall. Now we have to go through the apartment complex or something.

Andy: Fuck that! Lets just find a way through it. (Looks around and spots a nearby riding lawn-mower.) There. We'll use that.

Phil: ………a lawn mower.

Andy: You got a problem with that? It's real simple Phil. You get on, run down the rusty, old, chain-linked fence.

John: Hey, yeah! We can do that kind of stuff in reality.

Alec: Yeah! You're right! Phil, take that wall down!

Phil: All right! (Hops on the mower, tries to start the engine, nothing.) What's wrong with it? (Looks at the console.) It's outta gas!

Casey: Look! There's a gas tank right next to it.

John: Wow. We didn't even have to look around.

Andy: The settings must be on Beginner or something.

Phil: (refills the tank, and starts the engine.) Here we go!

Phil puts in into high gear, and drives head long into the wall. It collapses like it was made of wood.

Andy: Good work Phil!

John: Yeah, nice job!

Phil: Can I keep the lawn mower?

Andy: ………………I guess. What are you going to do with it?

Phil: Kill monsters!

Alec:…………………all right.

Phil: KILL! KILL! KILL!

Casey: Whoa, calm down there Phil. Lets just get to the hospital without getting too…….excited.

And with that they made their way to the hospital, occasionally coming across a monster or two. Along the way John found a pimped-out, gold plated handgun and Alec discovered a lead pipe. Now that they are all armed, they feel more confident when faced with opposition. They finally reach the hospital doors, only to find….OMFG, A CLIFF HANGER! Find out what happens next time, until then………do……..stuff.

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