ASK NARUTO
Naruto: Hey all! I am Uzumaki Naruto! I am here to answer your questions for me so ask away.
Q: Why are you obsessed with becoming Hokage?
Naruto's A: Because the villagers always treat me like shit and I want to prove them wrong and show then that I am not the Kyuubi.
Q: Why do you always say bleave it?
Naruto's A: Because it is my way of getting attention.
Q: How come you could learn the shadow clone when you couldn't learn the basic clone?
Naruto's A: The reason is because I have too much chakra for most simple jutsus. I have jonnin level chakra even tho I am only a gennin.
Q: How is it that you can learn new jutsus so fast when you where deadlast in school?
Naruto's A: Because my training in school was stunted by the teachers. When I got out of school I got a good teacher even if he is a pervert sannin.
Q: Did you know you look like a chibi version of the yondaime?
Naruto's A: Yeah I have and I think we are family in some way. I mean what kind of leader would make someone force their kid to go thru the shit I have?
Q: Why do you where orange?
Naruto's A: Because that is the only thing the villagers will sell me.
Q: Why did you make the sexy no jutsu?
Naruto's A: I made it as a anti-pervert jutsu. It also can be used to distract my enemy so that I can get more hits in because they kinda just look at the tits and forget to look at my movements.
Q: If you become Hokage what are you going to do about the caged bird seal of the Hyuuga family?
Naruto's A: I plan to get rid of it as in outlaw it.
Q: Why do you like Sakura?
Naruto's A: I really have no idea. I mean looking back I can see that she isn't my kind of girl.
Q: Did you notice that Hinata likes you as more then just a friend?
Naruto's A: Really? Wow maybe I should ask her out on a date.
Q: Why do you like raman so much?
Naruto A: What are you kidding? It is the best food in the world.