A/N Poor Lise…leading such a hopelessly tragic life. But not to fear! Here is a happy coming of age story that all you sympathizers may rejoice with!


Lise vs the Nazis…I mean Stasis

Okay once apron a tiem dere dere was this Kawhi Leonard girl named Lise. She was happy imouto of sugoi Theodore. Dey live happily with Land, Bread, Peace even tho the Stasis ruled da world of Germans. But everything changed when the BETAs attacked. So like den Mr. Dad say, "Okies we gonna run across the Great Wall." And da famiry with Lise and Theodor try 2 run to West Berlins.

But in Soviet Russia, you do not run from the Stasis, the Stasis run to you! Den the Stasis kiel da mom and dad. =(. BUT then ZnT portal appear and they go to Einzbern castle and get Avalon and Rider catalyst. Then portal take Lise and bro back to Berlin or East Germany! And Lise TRANSFORM INTO SABER (Arturia). And Theodor become Rider! (Alexander da great). Ye like Kaleido Ruby style.

Now you may be thinking, "This author is batshit insane!" And you'd be correct! Just sad after ep 10 T_T.

Anyways, Then they becomes super Fates servants and kiel da Stasis that were chasing them. The Stasis be sad and send in their Gundams Mig things. They have guns and they are dumb. But Lise and Theodor now Heroic Spirits! and no afraid of non noble phantasm bullets cuz they are weak. Then Lise excablast them and the Gundam TSFs are ded. Then Mr. Axman was mad cuz he could not break her and brought the Axe gang with him. But he was a foolish fool because Swords beat Axes in the weapon triangle. So with a shout of "Excalibur!" all the remaining Stasis and Axmann died n.n.

Okay so dis would be happeh end but still many Betas left... K… uhm So Theodor now Broskander is very bro and run over da BETAs with his Gordius wheel and many ded. He also use Realtor Marble Ionioi Hetairoi to summon many bros. BETAs mad and charge like tanks. But tanks are no match for cool swords and axes in animus so they ded.

Mr. Laser eyeballs not happy their tank friends ded so they fire da shoop da whoops. But no matter! Lise use Avalon with bro and they no get hit by da lasars. Then they march to China hive Kashgar under Avalon's hax and kiels all the Superior's frens.

Superior go, "y you do this. Humans are food not friends!"

"Rabu Theodor, I must end suffering!" exclaimed Lise, who then take up her shiny Excalibur and excablast his sorry ass.

Then Lise marry Theodor and rejoiced! They lived happily ever after in Berlin. Wincest! :O

So then humanity wins! And Japan wins too cuz they sold hundreds of millions of Fate figurines (of Lise and Theodor) avoiding the economic crash of the 90s! Theodor also become great composer, like his ancestor before him. And Lise doesn't become some crazed mentally tortured Stasi dog whoo! =D

I'm such a great author y/y?

Cheers!