This was inspired by something I saw on pixiv. If you have an account, you can see it
(just remember to fix all the spaces this site makes me put in)

www. pixiv. net/member_illust. php? mode=big & illust_id=4500386


"Mastewr. Hey, hey mastewr. Wake up."

"Mnuuuughhh..."

"Mastewr, wake up. Wake up. 'Ts mornin', mastewr."

"Wen..?"

Little Len Kagamine smiled and flopped down on top of his now-awake best friend. "You can't sweep awl the time, mastewr! I get bowred wissout you!"

"But I'm tiyewd, Wen..."

"You can sweep watewr! Let's pway~!"

The black-haired boy wrapped his arms around Len like a big teddy and proceeded to stubbornly fall asleep.


"Master. Hey, Master. Hey Master, wake up."

"Mnuuuughhh..."

"Master, wake up. It's time for school. You're gonna be late, Master."

"Len..?"

Len Kagamine smiled and sat down shyly next to his half-asleep friend. "If you sleep any longer, I'll go on strike! You can't be late again or you'll get detention!"

"But tha's bull, you'd suffer more if ya wen' on strike..."

"You can sleep later! You gotta go now~!"

The black-haired boy wrestled Len down next to him and proceeded to stubbornly fall asleep.


"Master. Hey, Master. Master, wake up. Hey."

"Mnuuuughhh..."

"Master, wake up. You've got a bus to catch. You've got college waiting for you, dummy."

"Len..?"

Len Kagamine smiled and pushed some more on his sleepy friend's shoulder. "You can't be late today, dummy! First impressions are important!"

"But Len, I hate people soooo much, and I'm sooooo tired..."

"You can sleep later! I don't care who you hate; this is for your own good~!"

The black-haired teenager grabbed Len, pulled him awkwardly close for boys of their age, and proceeded to stubbornly fall asleep.


"Master. Hey. Wake up. Hey Master."

"Mnuuuughhh..."

"Master, wake up. You've gotta get to work. Try to show up on time, for once."

"Len..?"

Len Kagamine rolled his eyes and ripped the blankets away from his lazy best friend. "Your rent is due soon, Master! You've gotta work hard to make sure you have enough!"

"But Len, I already have enough, and I have such a hangoverrr..."

"You can sleep later! Anyway, you didn't drink anything at all last night~!"

The black-haired man shoved his face against Len's and proceeded to stubbornly fall asleep.


"Tensei, wake up."

"Mnuuuughhh..."

"Tensei. Hey, Tensei, wake up. It's your turn to take Joey."

"Len..? Aw, where's my normal routine lecture..."

Len Kagamine smiled softly and laid down next to his husband. "It went out the window when we eloped, of course. Now go take our kid to school. You promised."

"But Len, what about everything you've ever told me about being late for work..."

"That doesn't count now! Nothing's as bad as being late for your own son's childhood~!"

The black-haired man smiled at his beautiful lover and friend, who was already just close enough.

He slid out of bed and went to go prepare for the day ahead.


Sorry if you have a hard time reading the little-kid-speak. XD

I absolutely adore the name Tensei, by the way. I also was too lazy to come up with a name I haven't used in roughly three other stories. X'D