"Morning Nico-um, I think your coffee's had enough sugar," Percy pointed at the overflowing cup of coffee with a mountain of sugar. Nico groaned as everyone else took seats next to him for breakfast and banged his head on the table. Coffee dribbled down the side of his cup and into his hair.

"Fuck you, Percy," He grumbled from underneath. Percy didn't pay much heed to this, for he had begun digging into his blue pancake and his world was forgotten.

"Morning Nico," Chimed Jason cheerfully.

"Fuck you." Jason knew mornings made Nico cranky and that he would be better later in the day. He chuckled to himself and continued eating his cereal.

"Good morning, Ni-" Piper started, mouth full of food till another fuck you came in her direction. "Well, someone get him his daily dose of black coffee. Whoever rigged the coffee machine."

"Good morning, Neeks! What's wrong with the coffee mach-" Annabeth immediately shut up when a fuck you came from underneath the table where Nico was curled up presently.

"Someone rigged the coffee machine. I've got the coffee. Death boy, here's your black coffee," Will joined in, squatting down so he could pass the coffee cup to his boyfriend. Nico sat up and took a sip before saying,

"Fuck me," He said in between sips.

Piper whistled and their table went into fits of laughter. Will blushed but laughed.

"Maybe later. Drink up,"

Leo walked to their table, and upon noticing Nico under the table-

"Hey Ni-" "Fuck. You."

He sat up.

"What's wrong with him?"

"Someone rigged the coffee machine."

And no more questions were exchanged.

"Leo?" Nico called from under.

"Si!"

"You rigged the coffee machine, didn't you?"

Leo gulped. "I didn't mean to."

I think it isn't worth telling how Leo catapulted from CHB to Australia.