AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Disclaimer: If I wrote that I didn't own anything, that would be a bare-faced lie. Because, technically, I own a lot of things. Honestly! I actually went through most of the story and wrote down everything I own. *shields self from lawyers glare* But I should probably mention, that I don't actually own Harry Potter. OR MAYBE I DO?... Everything from the HP universe belongs to the amazing J.K. Rowling.
I also don't own Dunkin' Donuts, and selloffvacations dot com.
Those belong to... whomever.
I do, however own:
1. The Alligator's Hook.
2. The Big Wand.
3. Jimmy-J, the barkeep.
4. Pam, Jimmy-J's wife.
5. Stephan, the wise old piano playing unicorn.
6. Fluffy, Snape's beloved teddy bear.
7. Sasha, Rudolphus' mistress.
8. Scarlett and Sapphire, Rudolphus' twin daughters.
9. Healer Noelle.
10. Baby Lestrange.
Other Info: The fic takes place during Order of the Phoenix, doesn't really matter when. Warning: There is quite a bit of swearing... I guess, so yeah. Be aware of that... am I supposed to tell you that? Um. What else? Oh. I don't have a beta, so if there are any mistakes... I'm sorry.
Anyways... yeah.
Thanks for reading!
ENJOY!
