I'm BACK again! I know I haven't done much in a long time, but I was exploring the net. This is supposed to be humorous, so I hope you're rolling in the aisles. Post DoC, of course.
Dedicated to my friends on the site; Julian K. Spire and PGPhant, my best bud.
It was a rather cloudy day, making it look like the rain was going to come for the 6th time that week.
Cid, who was newly superstitious, was talking to Yuffie in his airship.
"It's demon work, I tell ya, Kisaragi!"
"Psshf, Demon-Shmemon. They don't even exist."
Nearby, Chaos protested.
EXCUSE ME?!?!? OF COURSE I EXIST!!!
Chaos, I'm TRYING to read, Vincent replied, mentally of course. That was the way they talked. Unfortunately, it caused Vincent to be a bit distracted sometimes.
"Um, Vince, I asked you a question."
The gunslinger sighed. "Yes, Yuffie?"
"Do demons exist?"
"Yes, Yuffie."
"HA! TOLD YOU, WUTAIIN BRAT!"
"OLD FART!"
"Cid, Yuffie, would you PLEASE..."
"Wait, Vin-EEEEEE, how do you know that demons exist?"
"Because I know everything-"
"Because he's got one inside his head, Kisaragi."
"REALLY?!"
Vincent went back to reading as Yuffie rushed off.
Later, Vincent noticed a funny smell nearby. He looked up from his book and saw Yuffie, holding some inscense, a crucifix, and holy water. "Yuffie." Chaos said, using Vincent's body. "Anybody want supper?"
Vincent blinked and kept reading.
This was probably another one of Yuffie's weird escapades.
"Vincent, I'm here to exorcise you!"
THIS made Vincent look up.
"Excuse me?"
"LEAVE VINCENT, FOUL DEMONS!" Yuffie yelled. She had a manual.
Do not have conversations with a demon, Yuffie read.
Can I talk to her?
NO, Chaos.
Please?
Oh, all right.
Heh.
Yuffie made the sign of the cross and started childishly saying that she wasn't listening. "Back, Demon!"
Vincent regained possesion of his body. "Yuffie... It's me."
"NO! YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK ME!"
"Yuffie, stop being riduc-"
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" With that, she held up her cross and splashed him with holy water.
"YUFFIE! YOU HIT MY EYE-"
"AHA! I have SUCEEDED!"
"Oh...My...GOD..." Vincent said, rubbing holy water out of his eyes.
"We're having cross-buns."
Sigh.
