Mona's Farting Problem

by Yoshizilla-Fan

Yoshizilla-Fan: Long ago, I suggested to Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus a fanfic like this, but he never did it. I was a bit surprised that he picked Ashley over Mona, given Mona's sexy figure, but I don't blame him for making Ashley gassy instead, given her cuteness. It was about time this got made.


Mona was riding throughout Diamond City on her red scooter while wearing her outfit from WarioWare, Inc.: Microware Game$, stopping to see that no one was around. "Wow. No ones seems to be around. That's a first."

Mona got off her scooter, feeling her stomach rumble as she looked around, seeing that the streets were deserted. "I guess this looks like a good time to-" Mona up her hands on her butt, closing her eyes while farting loudly, her bad gas puffing up her red shorts. "Whew. That felt good." She released another loud fart, this one being more deep pitched. Mona sighed of relief, before she smells her farts, covering her nose. "Whew! I must stink worse than Wario!"

Waluigi popped out from behind a mailbox, gawking at Mona's abrupt outburst. "You...you gotta be kidding me!"

Mona noticed Waluigi, gasping as she pooted in fright. "W-Waluigi! What are you doing here?"

Waluigi's right eye twitched. "You're gassy too? This is outrageous! You're just like Daisy!"

Mona farted again, her poots sounding more like tubas with each one. "Well excuse me, Mr. Lanky Man! It's not like spending more time with Wario than most other girls wasn't going to make me gassy!"

Waluigi growled in frustration, pulling on his mustache. "Gah! I can barely handle one orange haired girl with bad gas! The world does not need another one!"

Mona bent over, farting out another stinky poot that puffed up her red shorts and lifted up her white coat. "Whatever. My job at the Gelateria is bad enough without you criticizing me and my stinky gas. Stick to your tacos like you usually do, Lanky man!"

With that, Mona intentionally farted right at Waluigi as a way to get him to back off as she got back on her scooter, riding away and occasionally releasing more gas from her big butt that her scooter.

Waluigi sighed as he frantically wafted the air to get Mona's backblast away from him. "Wario sure is gonna be pissed when he hears about this..." he stated in a low mood.

Meanwhile, somewhere far, far from the streets, Ashley watched Mona pass gas from the top of a tall building in Diamond City, frowning as she clenched her fists.

"Ohhh, not another gassy person!" Ashley growled. "Wario with his own farts was bad enough, now I gotta deal with her too?"

Red nodded, standing next to her.

"I can't have her tainting my reputation as the gassiest female in Diamond City!" Ashley stated. "I'm gonna go do something about her!"

Red sighed, knowing that it wasn't gonna end well between the two girls.