Hey guys! No, I haven't forgotten to update Shugo Chara! Truth or Dare! It's just that state testing has started, and it just sucks. Anyways, I had this sudden inspiration for a one-shot. It's Seiichiro-centric (Amu's crazy little fanboy) and revolves around his love life (a.k.a. Hinamori Amu). Yes, I sort of got this idea from watching Shugo Chara! Episode 8. You know, the one with that Misaki girl and her love over Tadase.

Disclaimer: I just turned 13 a few weeks ago. I'm pretty sure you catch on to what I'm saying…

Seiichiro just didn't get it. Ever since the "cool n' spicy" Hinamori Amu had come to Seiyo Academy, he's been trying to get her attention. But she hardly knew that he existed. That was already bad enough, but she paid a lot more attention to everyone else she knew.

And that is the reason why the little fanboy was stalking Amu (he called it "carefully observing" her) from behind a bush. She was talking to Hotori Tadase, the King's Chair of the Guardians. And let's just say Seiichiro wasn't exactly very happy seeing Amu have such a great time with Tadase. Here was what he heard during their conversation:

"Ne, Tadase-kun, what are we gonna do for the next Guardian meeting?"

"Well, we're-

Tadase was soon cut off by Amu's screams. It turns out that a mysterious high school boy in black had jumped out of the tree near them and immediately bit Amu's ear.

Amu was blushing like crazy. "IKUTO! WHY THE FREAKING HECK ARE YOU HERE?"

"Ikuto nii-san? Why are you here?

Ikuto replied, "What? I can't visit my little strawberry from time to time?"

Amu turned even redder, if that was possible. "AAGGGHHH! HENTAI BAKA NEKO!"

Seiichiro was shocked. This wasn't the Hinamori Amu he knew! The way he expected her to react to the older boy's comment was nothing like this at all. He expected her to remain her composure and tell the black cat to back off. Not only that, but Seiichiro didn't like the fact that there was another guy interested in Amu. Now, not only did he have competition against Tadase, but with this Ikuto guy, whoever he was.

The only thing Seiichiro was completely sure of was that he felt very upset. He didn't want more guys popping up saying that they liked Amu. Not only that, but even though it was obvious that Amu didn't respect Ikuto, at least she paid attention to him. She just ignored her #1 fanboy.

There was only one thing on Seiichiro's mind right now:

WHY DOESN'T HINAMORI-SENPAI LIKE ME?

…Oh crap. He just realized he said his thoughts out loud. Amu heard him and walked towards his direction, with Ikuto and Tadase following. Seiichiro quickly ran away to avoid being found out, and ran to class.


Seiichiro couldn't concentrate in class at all. His mind kept wandering back to the fact that Amu had more suitors than he thought. To him, today was a very long day. However, he had made a decision to all of this:

I WILL CRUSH HOTORI-SENPAI AND THE OTHER GUY, AND GET HINAMORI-SENPAI FIRST!

…Okay, he obviously needed to stop accidentally voicing his thoughts out loud. His teacher was looking at him with a funny look, and some of the students were giggling, while the others were visibly shocked that he liked Amu.

Seiichiro quickly lowered his head so no one could see the embarrassed look on his face. The teacher quickly got everyone else's attention back and continued the lesson, but Seiichiro had his mind deep in his thoughts. He was filled with questions. Why does Amu not like him back? Why does she pay more attention to the other two guys? How would he win over her? And that, my friends, is how he spent the rest of the school day, pondering over his questions and trying to find an answer to them.


It was time for the Guardian meeting after school, and Amu entered the Royal Garden.

Seiichiro was stalking Amu again (he still called it "carefully observing") from behind a tree and watching the Guardians' conversation. He soon found out that it was boring him, thanks to Tadase's usual seriousness during the meeting.

Seiichiro knew he must have dozed off, because the next thing he knew, the meeting was over, and all of the Guardians had left the Royal Garden. He looked around to see what had made him wake up, and saw the Queen's Chair, Mashiro Rima, staring at him. He stared back.

Rima broke the awkward silence by asking, "…What are you doing here?"

"…I, uh, was, you know…" Seiichiro couldn't think of an excuse that would fool the older girl.

"You were spying on Amu, weren't you?"

"Uhhh, no?"

Rima sighed. "Look kid, don't think you got away with spying on Amu earlier today. You may have ran away, but Amu still saw you. So did Tadase and Ikuto. And when the meeting was over, all of us Guardians started talking about what's going on in our lives lately. Amu brought up the fact that you were spying on her from behind a bush today."

Seiichiro's jaw dropped. Amu had seen him? He couldn't believe it. Now that Amu knew that he stalked her (yes, he finally stopped calling it "carefully observing"), she probably will never fall for him, since she probably thinks that he's a crazy fanboy who stalks people.

Rima interrupted his thoughts. "Listen, you spying on Amu makes you look foolish. She's never going to fall for you if you keep on doing that. And even if you do, I don't think she's going to fall in love with you anyway. So just give it up. You're wasting your life, so go find some other girl, will ya?" And with that, she walked off.

Seiichiro was speechless. After hearing Rima say all that, he realized that she was right. Amu never talks to him, so trying to make her suddenly like him was like asking a guy to dress like a girl out of their own free will. (You have no idea, Seiichiro. I know someone who would do that, right Nagihiko? ^^)

He stood there, letting Rima's words sink in even deeper than they already have. And then it hit him. Rima told him to go find another girl. So he still had hope to try to find true love, even if it wasn't his beloved Amu.

But wait, was she really his beloved now? After having the little mini-conversation with Rima, it felt like all of his feelings for Amu had disappeared. But why?

It probably had something to do with seeing Amu not being able to keep her "cool n' spicy" attitude up earlier today. He now realized that everything he thought he knew about her was nothing but a façade. However, unlike Amu, Rima's passiveness wasn't an outer character.

…Wait, why is this happening? Why do his thoughts keep on wandering back to Rima? Had his feelings for Amu redirected over to Rima?

Confused, Seiichiro headed back home. And the next morning, he knew the answer to his questions.


Once again, Seiichiro was stalking the Guardians before class behind a bush. But he wasn't there for Amu anymore. No, he now thought of Amu as a big sister, even though she still barely acknowledged him.

The Guardians were talking to each other about the upcoming assembly, when suddenly Rima and Nagihiko got into another one of their arguments on who knows what.

"Come on, Rima-chan!"

"No way, Purplehead!"

Amu was trying to get the two of them to stop arguing, Tadase had an uncomfortable smile on his face, and Yaya was just getting suspicious that Rima and Nagihiko would end up together.

Meanwhile, Seiichiro's good mood dropped into a bad one. The way he was feeling right now was the exact way he was feeling when he saw Ikuto and Tadase talking to Amu. Except now, he wasn't competing against those two. It was pretty obvious that Rima had another suitor, and therefore, his target has changed.

FUJISAKI-SENPAI, I WILL GET MASHIRO-SENPAI FIRST!

…Okay, he seriously needed to stop doing saying things out loud without thinking first. Seiichiro fled the area once he saw Rima and Nagihiko walking towards his hiding spot.

But as he ran to class, the little fanboy swore that he would get Rima to return his feelings before Nagihiko got to her first.

Ok, so after reading this over, I realized that this was kinda short, especially if you compare them to my Shugo Chara! Truth or Dare! chapters, but who cares? By the way, I don't support SeiichiroxAmu or SeiichiroxRima AT ALL! ^^ Just letting you guys know, just in case you thought that. RIMAHIKO WILL STILL PREVAIL! …Although most of you can probably tell by my username… ^^; …Alright, I'll shut up about this already.

One more thing, there's a poll on my profile page about which Shugo Chara! pairing you guys like the most, and I have 5 votes so far. So please vote! ^^