Jinchuriki Stay night/KALEID LINER PRISMA ILLYA

A Totally wacked out AU of the FSN universe

settings are the same as the original the only difference is this is an alternate universe and servants do not exist, there is no Grail or has not been created.

First person Point of view

"You know... I never expected this... yeah the old man asked me for a favor after the war was done with but I never thought he would mean it this way... now I got no way out until the old bastard allows me to go home... my ability with the second magic are fried due to his interference, fortunately I still got my other only ORIGNAL magic and my old "skill set", I find this quiet boring as there is no one to fight, I still wonder why he asked me to come here and trap me here... if I am gone for too long THEYwill kill me for sure..."

The person shivers in fright as he feels a wave of coldness wash over him.

End of first person point of view

We see his lower part of his face and 6 whiskers like marks adorn his face, he grins.

"Well there is nothing to do then... so I better jump" he said as he grinned and let himself fall from the skyscraper he was standing.

He twisted himself as he looked to the dark sky and extended his hand, then the other.

"Kage bunshin no jutsu!" he said as 2 clones were created and spring-launched him to another building where he landed with the grace and elegance of a cat.

He then ran and jumped again and landed in the light pole as he viewed the city.

Time to blend in he said with a sight as he pulled his high school uniform.

"I just hope Zeltch-ojisan didn't send anyone troublesome before me" Naruto prayed.

At that time in the city of Fuyuki international Airport

A girl with long black stockings, a black mini skirt and a red blouse walks out of the airport terminal with a bag and something that looks like a wand.

"Well, well. I didn't think I'd be forced to return in just a year" the girl said.

A stick popped out of her suitcase, it looked like the wand from card captors Sakura.

"Finally returning home after such a long time... it's a good feelings master?" the stick said.

"Even traveling separately you still managed to pass trough customs quiet well" said another voice.

Another girl with a long bluish dress reminiscing of the Victorian era walks by and catches up with the first girl

"A gloomy country... its lack of elegance matches yours doesn't it?" the other girl said.

"Correction" said the first girl "This feeling is the worst, Ruby. Returning with such as person makes me feel like vomiting"

*clench *

The two girls then locked each others hands and started to fight.

"IAM THE ONE WHO FEELS LIKE TROWING UP! FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO COME FROM YOU...!" the second girl shouted

"YOU THINK YOURSELF RATHER HIGHLY YOU STUCK UP PRISSY!" The first one yelled

Two wands popped up one from the first girl's bag and the other from the other one asking their masters to stop, to remind them of their mission.

The two girl's identity is now shown, the first one was Rin Tohsaka and the second one was Luviagelita Edelfelt and they just arrived fresh from the clock tower in London.

"Master said that we would have some help from someone he trusts" Rin said.

"True he did said that... but he also said "Do not rely on him... he can be quiet... finicky"" Luvia said trying her best to imitate Zelt's voice.

"Do you know that new help we been sent Ruby?" Rin asked Ruby, the magical stick.

"I am sorry master, but lord Zeltch didn't give us much info...he only said "he is a complete and utter idiot but he is rather strong, do not underestimate him" is what he said" Ruby said.

Back with the whiskered person

The person sighed as he entered high school; he has been in this world for over 8 years.

"Man this idiot vampire... he is working me to the bone for the deal I did with him... next time I better read the fine print" he said as he sighed.

He passed by the doors of the high school a guy with purple hair and glasses came to greet him as a red haired boy arrived with him.

"Morning, Issei, Uzumaki" the red haired boy greeted.

"Morning Shirou" they greeted as Naruto scuffled Shirou's hair.

Naruto and Shirou became friends since 8 years ago, thanks to Zelt's intervention he regressed in age again, anyways he and Shirou got pretty close and became like brothers.

Naruto groaned as they went into school it was a rather boring class.

"Something better happen, else I might just take a page from Archer and become an anti-hero" Naruto thought annoyed.

He then felt a power spike in the air.

"What in the world?" Naruto thought as he looked towards the skyline and felt a shiver on his back.

"Mr. Uzumaki, do you need to head to the nurses office?" asked the teacher

"eh? Ah no, I am fine, ahahaha!" Naruto said with a nervous chuckle.

After classes

"See you tomorrow"

"Bye bye!"

The voices of students interloped each other as they said their goodbyes and headed back home.

"You look like crap Issei, been working hard at the student council?" Naruto asked

"Yeah, but why are you in such a hurry to go home?" Issei said.

"Is because I got dinner dutty" Shirou said

"Ah, so that's why, it seems like someoneto meet you two" Issei said with a single eye closed.

"meet us both?" Naruto and Shirou said as they looked at each other

"See ya" Issei said as he walked out of the incoming person.

"Naruto-nii! Onii-chan!" a girlish voice said

"Ah!" Naruto grinned a happy smile as Shirou smiled

"Nice to see you Ilya-chan!" Naruto said as she jumped and hanged on his neck with a smile on her.

"Let's go home together!" she said

"Are you going to be ok? What about the bike?" Shirou asked

"Don't worry I am confident in my running" she said as she strolled along with him

"ok then..." Shirou said as he put his foot on his pedal

"Then let's race home Ilya!" Shirou said as he shot out on his bike.

"hahaha! Is nice to see him cut loose like that" Naruto laughed but hen gawked as Ilya shot out like a bullet and caught up

"WAIIIT!" Ilya said as as almost catches Shirou.

"Wha... THAT FAST!" Shirou yelled in shock.

"Only... 54 yards left of running left even if you are a guy... the one who will loose is you" Ilya said

"Don't give up... here you go... tag!" Naruto said as he scooped iliya and put her on his back.

"AND OFF WE GO!" Naruto yelled as he shot out.

"DAH! N... NARUTO! MY... MY SISTER! BE CAREFUL!" he said as he pedaled faster to catch up to them.

"Hyaah! So fast Naruto-nii!" Ilya said as he hair was blown back by the sheer speed.

"last one buys the drinks!" Naruto said as he laughed

"That's not fair!" Shirous panted as he was being left further and further behind.

They arrived to the Einzenberg home

"Yosha! We won!" Naruto said as he stopped on the door as he helped Ilya down.

Shirou arrived as he panted "That's... That's no fair Naruto" Shirou said as he pushed himself.

A lady with long silver hair was carrying the laundry. "Oh? Welcome back Ilya, and Naruto and Shirou together?" Sella asked.

She looked rather beautiful and had an air of elegance.

"Yeah, we meet at the front of the school" Ilya said as she took her hat off

"I am home" Shirou said.

"Thank you for having me in" Naruto said with a smile as he walked in

"Ah, Ilya, come to think of it something came on the mail... it said DVD on it" Sella said

"DVD? Ah!" Ilya said "is here already!" Ilya said as she went to the living room.

Naruto grabbed a glass and put some oolong tea and drank it... "wonder what they are watching" Naruto asked himself.

Then Naruto chuckled as he saw it was a mahou shojo anime (Mahou shojo= Magical girl)

"hmm... good animation" a woman's voice said

"AH! Liz onee-chan! You're already watching it?" Ilya said.

"Oh. Ilya, welcome back" Liz said as she ate a chip.

"Aww! You are having the first viewing by yourself! You're horrible!" Ilya said as she pouted

"Well, it was my money" Liz said

"Hahaha" Naruto chuckled.

"What do you think this is about?" Sella asked

"I think is an anime DVD" Shirou said.

"Ah... Illya has already been tainted by this world... this is all because of my negligence, I can no longer show my face" Sella said

"is just a personal tastes, don't worry about it" Shirou said

"How irresponsible! How can you be her brother with such principles?" Sella yelled

"Eh! Did I say something to make you angry?" Shirou said shocked.

"That you did my friend" Naruto said as he plugged his ears to not hear Sella's yells of outrage.

After dinner and watching a few episodes with Ilya and Liz, they both snuggled at Naruto who was a bit uncomfortable since in this reality Ilya IS a little girl.

"Well thanks for having me I got to head home" Naruto said.

"Riiight... I am staying around, that power spike got me worried I better hang around"Naruto thought

And Naruto spend the night on a light pole...

A few hours later Naruto was feeling drowsy and bored... "Why don't cool things happen anymore?" Naruto asked himself and then...

The night sky was lighted up with explosions.

"Oh? What's this?" Naruto said as he looked up... and bleed in his nose at the view.

In the night sky Rin and her friend Luvia where fighting each other with ferocious power.

"Ahh... Rin and Luvia... so good to see them... they seem to be healthy as well in this world... I got to hand it to the old bastard... he knows how to make magical girl costumes" Naruto said with a slight goofy grin.

They started fighting and then out of the sudden they transformed back to their usual selves.

"Oh... this is going to hurt" Naruto winced as the two of them fell from the sky

"The stick must been one of the old bastard's creations... a mystic code of some sort?" Naruto thought

The sticks then shot to the window as Ilya who was looking at the lights.

"Geh! I... ilya?" Naruto said in shock as the stick went in and then...

"Aww crap!" Naruto thought as Ilya turned around and saw Shirou and yelled as she covered herself, the stick then hit Shirou square in the face.

"Hard to think he grew up to become Archer the counter guardian in an alternate reality" Naruto mussed as he snickered.

He then overheard the conversation between Ruby and Ilya and how Ruby managed to fool Ilya into giving a sample of blood, by raising Shirou's towel.

"Great... Ilya is a little ecchi... this will be hilarious" Naruto snickered, then Ilya transformed into her magical girl outfit.

As they were on the back of the house Naruto almost felt his blood run cold when he saw her...

Tohsaka Rin... and she was REALLY pissed off.

"Oh? Who would have thought... Rin survived" the stick said as mentioning something offhandedly.

"Eh- it seems like it doesn't it?" she said with an evil glare as her face tensed and veins popped on her face as she smacked a fist on her hand "Truly life is a wonderful experience"

"Come here Ruby! I'll give you a lesson on who your master is" Rin yelled.

"My master?" Ruby said in a very innocent voice "There's no need for such a lesson, this girl, Ilya. She is my new master" Ruby declared

Naruto was rolling with laughter he wanted to praise the magical stick for being so flippant to the tsundere queen herself.

"HA! WAIT... YOU!" Rin said snarling as she approached Ilya, Naruto took a kunai with a flashbang in case to blind them and rescue Ilya if needed

"This... this is a mistake! A trick I was deceived!" Ilya tried to explain

Rin sighed "Ah... that's enough I get the point" Rin said

"Anyways return the stick, ok?" Rin said, Ilya then stretched the stick to hand it to Rin, however...

"Hmn? What! Don't tell me?" Rin said as she pulled but it wouldn't leave Ilya's hands.

"My... my hand won't let go!" She said as she started sweating bullets.

The wand chuckled "useless, this is useless you two, the master information had already been updated, this person will, body and mind... as long as I don't allow it changing master is impossible!" Ruby stick said proudly.

"DASH!" Rin yelled as she pinned the magical wand deeply into a wall

She then started squeezing it "What a dirty mouth you have there Ruby... I guess I'll just have to FORCE you to change masters" Rin said as she put more power into her grip.

"A passionate response as usual" the wand said

"I love that wand... I should invite it for dinner sometime" Naruto said to himself as he chuckled at the scene unfolding.

The wand then asked Ilya to wave it at Rin

she did so innocently not expecting this…

"TAKE THAT!" Ruby yelled

"GYAAAH!" Rin yelled in pain after being hit with a magical blast.

Kyaah! Som... Something came out!" Ilya said shocked.

"This is Ilya's answer "I won't hand over this stick... Return back to were you came from, old lady with twin tails"" Ruby said

Ilya bleached and Naruto left to laugh his ass off at how fresh the stick was being and praying for the stick to be safe.

"WHAT WAS THAT YOU BASTARD!" Rin yelled as she shot Gandrs at them.

Naruto then threw a couple kunai to deflect the attacks but most of them didn't even hurt Ilya.

The stick explained that it had inherent properties, such as a magical barrier, regeneration, physical shield all at A rank.

"Nice... I am almost the same my magical and physical shields should be around A++ due to Caster's teachings" Naruto said as he remembers Medea rather fondly.

Rin then threw a gem to the air and exploded in a flash of light.

Naruto grinned "I see what you doing there" Naruto said as he licked his lips

Rin appeared next to Ilya and put her finger on her head "Sorry...sleep a little" Rin said as she used a point blank attack and knocked Ilya out.

"If I am going to help I am going to need a disguise... uhmm... maybe I can get something from the mystic box the old bastard gave me.

He opened it and found an outfit that made him smirk "I see... this guy has a warped sense of humor" Naruto said as he pulled an orange cloth.

"Well... can't think of anything better than this... seems I am going to steal your looks... Archer" Naruto said as he put on his clothes on and put on the boots... he grabbed a mask and put it around his head and face.

"All I need is a name... and I shall go by..."

Chapter end

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