TEAM FORTRESS DOOM
"Heavy is tiny baby man compared to this...thing"
"I WILL NOT SURRENDEEEEERR..."
"Zis is not good archamedes i will miss you"
One year before the Codename ATTAK
England 2016 town of Dereham
"Guys there's a spy here need backup" yeah I was playing a game that is named TF2 typical gamer wasn't too good at anything though but with my friends I did ok I backed them up although they did fine without me already. But something odd had happened my screen started glitching I told my friends that I would restart my tf2 game quit and re-join except the disconnect button wasn't there it only said join game I clicked it thinking valve the company that made the game had made another error and told my friends the whole nine years in development joke. I clicked nothing happened. So I clicked it again and still nothing but then I saw my family was stuck frozen not in ice but weren't moving and to prove it wasn't a joke my dog was suspended mid-air catching a frisbee outside.
Then it happened I blinked and when I reopened my eyes it was black but I saw a light I fell into it and all was silent.
I saw shapes they were fuzzy but clear in colour one team red coloured and one blue wait blue blue...blu! I saw clearly nearby a sign with blu on it the word B.L.U. But didn't that stand for one of the two TF2 Teams I believe it's name is actually builders league united and RED stood for reliable excavation demolition.
Right wait what colour am I? I saw I was wearing a white hoody with a black hood black pockets and a W on it that if I unzipped it would split in half and zip up looks like a W again.
Ok then so I am on no ones side? Confused I hid and heard a evil horrifying voice screaming from a blue coloured speaker "YOU FAILED" and nearby a red speaker saying "VICTORY" I hid still but was found soon, I expected my own death to happen so I covered my face with my sleeves.
"Heheehhe hiding won't save yo...wait your not on blu?" A red soldier I knew it from his voice
" I am not on either red or blu I got teleported somehow to this place" I was crying but quietly
"Here I will get some help gimme a sec" I then heard him shout those hilariously famous words
"MEEEEEDICC!" He shouted I laughed as the German medic looking stressed as ever came over.
"VHAT IS IT YOU DUMMKOPF I AM TRYING TO CELEBRATE!" He saw me and looked shocked
"Doc the boy said he got teleported here and is scared and he needs our help" he smiled happily as the medic took me and soldier to the RED home base.
"So I have vorked out zat the simplest plan for now is to keep him alive and see vaht he can do for our team"
" get some rest we can do a proper introduction in the morning" soldier led me to the spare room incase someone got one someone else's nerves luckily all was clam and no one would find out that I was here too early.
The next day
"Everyone I have a announcement!" Soldier shouted through the mic
" soldier is this about the toaster again cause I have told you that toasters do not toast toast" the Texan engineer explained
"No not toast not this time I am announcing we have a new teammate we do not know his abilities as of yet but we know he is ummm I got nothing to say" soldier said with a confused look. Soon everyone was in the meeting room me included.
"Now seeing as everyone here has to be named after their job we gotta see what you can do"
"I suggest training in the abilities of us all and see who he is most like oh and sorry to pop in un announced I am ze spy" so see who I am most like? Seems like a good idea hmm I will wait and see where this goes.
" so fellas let's introduce ourselves as well I am the scout I am fast dangerous and good with the ladies" he said laughing. Ok note to self: record who is who and where they are from.
" I am the soldier incase I forgot to tell you here is pyro and demo,heavy,engie,medic,sniper,and spy now we must find out which one of us is to become your teacher for that specific job are you a scout or a spy? We will find out" note to self he is gonna gimme tough training
"Hey guys let's train him in order so me first"
"Wait so scout and soldier are from the US but scout is from Boston soldier no one knows exactly where, pyro is a full mystery, Demo is from Scotland, Heavy is from Russia,Engie or engineer is from Texas, Medic is from Germany Stuttgart to be exact, while sniper is Australian and spy is French ok got it" now to the training.
Training day 1 scout
He taught me to be fast but not run out of energy and dodge almost anything
Day 2 scout
Learned to deal damage but in small annoying doses
"Your little report here says you are fast when need be but when running your stamina does not last too long however you do know when to run from a fight and come back when they least expect it" so I had the agility of a scout for a while at least
Day 1 soldier "if fighting is to ensure victory then you must fight San tzu said that and I think he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it and then he perfected it so no man could best him in the ring of honour" ahhh so this is what scout warned me about.
