A/N: Hey everybody! I know I should be working on A New Home, but I've got serious case of writer's block for that story, and, therefore, you get this story instead. Its going to be a series of oneshots about what goes on with the Titans when they are not fighting crime. Like Teen Titans Go! only better. And funnier.
Disclaimer: I do not own- Ooh something shiny! -runs off-
1. No dying anyone's clothes for whatever reason - especially if that reason is pranking. Robin wasn't pleased when he woke up to find all of his uniforms pink… including the one he was wearing.
2. Do not stare at the T-Car.
3. Beast Boy is not allowed to be given catnip anymore. He remembers everything afterwards and the retaliation pranks just aren't worth it.
4. Singing the Batman version of Jingle Bells will earn you either a night on the roof or five hours running the obstacle course. No questions asked.
5. Do not continue to stare at the T-Car.
6. Switching Raven's tea with coffee is not acceptable.
7. We live on an island. The delivery guy doesn't have a boat to get across the bay. If you want pizza, GO THE SHORE AND GET IT YOURSELF!
8. Starfire and Beast Boy are not to be trusted alone with Pixie Sticks.
9. Stop staring at the T-Car and get the hell out of the garage immediately.
10. Calling Robin names such as Bird Boy and Robbie-Poo is just plain mean. Call him Boy Blunder instead.
11. Unless you wished to be pranked, don't use the microwave in Cyborg's chest while he is sleeping.
12. Likewise, don't use the toaster in Cyborg's uh… You know what I mean.
13. Do not replace Robin's hair gel with honey.
14. Do not replace Raven's books with magazines.
15. Do not replace Starfire's mustard with ketchup.
16. Do not replace Cyborg's meat with tofu.
17. Do not replace Beast Boy's tofu with meat.
18. Never EVER disturb Raven unless it's an absolute emergency.
19. Following the previous rule, never EVER go into Raven's room without her permission. Consequences for this may be much more severe than for singing Batman Jingle Bells.
20. For the sake of your health, DO NOT consume Starfire's alien cooking. Last time someone did, they had food poisoning for a week.
21. Robin is the leader and therefore the only one allowed to say Titans GO! during battles and unless he is absent or the circumstances are apart from normal ones, nobody else is allowed to say it.
22. Any pranks involving the T-Car are strictly forbidden. Period.
23. It is not recommended to try and take off Robin's mask while he is sleeping. His room is booby-trapped.
24. Blowing up electronics for no reason is not acceptable. I don't think Mr. Wayne is happy when he keeps having to replace various electronics throughout the week.
And last, but not least…
25. The theme song (by Puffy Ami Yumi) is never to be played in ANY part of the tower. Period. No exceptions.
A/N: There's more where that came from! Just keep reviewing.
