Hotaru's Punch Backs

Ruka is surfing net when he saw some punchline

He try it tomorrow at Hotaru

The next morning

Ruka: Where have you been all my life?
Hotaru: Hiding from you.

Ruka: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Hotaru: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Nogi: Is this seat empty?
Imai: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Nogi: Your place or mine?
Imai: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Ruka: So, what do you do for a living?
Hotaru: I'm a female impersonator.

Ruka: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Hotaru: Do not enter.

Nogi: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Imai: Unfertilized.

Nogi: Your body is like a temple.
Imai: Sorry, there are no services today.

Nogi: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Imai: But would you stay there?

Ruka Nogi: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Hotaru Imai: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Ruka Nogi: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Hotaru Imai: Really? I'd put f and u together

Poor Ruka No chance at Hotaru…

THE END

Ok that its im bored and my mind is no where from some uncontinue story so im very sorry I know you read it I happen to see this drabble (or short humor punchline) "female comes back" at some author page so im sorry if I just change the man and woman name and add some short pov or whatsoever I hope you like it ja ne arigatou for reading =^.^=