The intrigued Zorua named Nick listened as his friends Blitz a Charmander, Kin a Quilava, and Nate a Mudkip were telling him about this new club that just opened up called Club Sui. They were talking about checking it out.
"Ok does anyone know where it is?" he asked as everyone but Kin looked down with a look of shame as he was telling them he knew because his big Chikorita sister had been there before with her boyfriend.
"Ok so where is it?" everyone inquired looking eagerly at him as he said, "Ok just follow me."
When they arrived they were surprised to see that the entrance looked like the head of a Suicune as the gaping mouth served as the entrance. As they entered they were taken in at the sight of a strobe light and the sound of techno music was blasted through speakers. They played a song by their favorite band, the Charizards.
The first to leave the group was Quilava who went straight to the bar to order them all drinks. When he returned, he was shocked to see that everyone had found a guy or girl depending on their preferences; leaving him to have to go find a guy by himself (you see he was gay).
It was really hard for a Pokémon to be gay since there weren't that many gay Pokémon that were good looking. He eventually found one that he thought looked decent and started talking eventually becoming friends with him. Kin took him over to his friends for an introduction as he handed out the drinks he forgot he still held.
Nick angrily took his, He was gay even though his friends didn't know it and he had been planning on letting Kin know when they got here. Jealousy filled his every being. As the night went on, Blitz ended up having too much to drink - in other words he had drank five mugs of beer - went over to kiss his new girlfriend he had meet tonight ending up throwing up all over her dress then collapsing on the floor in his own vomit.
This, by the way, was not anything new whenever they took Blitz out to drink. They eventually got him up and put in a chair apologized for their friend's actions to his new not so sure anymore girlfriend explaining that he was a good guy but whenever they took him out he always over did it and had the bar keep call a cab to take him home.
His new girlfriend said that it was fine and to tell him that she still planned to call him in the morning, probably to break up with him after making sure he was alright, and she left.
Nick turned around to see that Kin's friend wasn't there anymore and asked what happened. In response, Kin said that he had a good time but he had to go and said that he'd be sure to call if he ever needed a friend to party with again. "Oh," Nick said sadly as he hugged Kin, comforting him as his instincts took over and he suddenly whispered into Kin's ear that he was gay and had wanted to do this for a long time.
Before Kin could ask what he had wanted to do he, found out as Nick gave him a long a passionate kiss, only to get it returned back to him. Kin broke away and said, "Nick, why didn't you tell me before? I have been attracted to you for some time but never really said anything 'cause I thought you were straight."
They were suddenly interrupted as Nate screamed out over the loud speaker, "You people ready to party!?"
As Nick and Kin looked at each other with that 'he's fucked up again' look as they raced to find their friend. When they found him he was getting done with eating half of the food they had out and was about to start on the other half when Nick cried out.
"NATE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
He got a dopey look.
Nate said to no one in particular, "Look at all the pretty colors!"
He swiped his hands through the air, probably trying to touch the colors he was seeing, when Nick and Kin went over to him and said, "Nate what the hell did you do."
He replied again in a spacey not to anyone voice, "Some weed, I think. Oh and colorful little candies some guy's gave me."
Nick and Kin looked straight at each other, realizing he had taken drugs and if he went home like this, his mom would blame the two of them and never let him see them again, so they did what anyone in this situation would do. They left the club with their friend and took him to a nearby park to ''play with all the pretty stuff" as Nate put it.
As Nate was having his fun, Nick and Kin had a little fun of their own, kissing each other while rubbing each other's back when they suddenly realized that Nate had disappeared. A look of horror spread across their faces when the Zorua suddenly realized he could smell Nate and took off following the scent. They followed, eventually finding Nate in a fountain trying to wash his fur which didn't make sense since he didn't have fur to begin with, but who was Nick to question someone's actions when they were on drugs.
He finally got out shook his "fur" and ran off again, Nick and Kin following quickly behind when Nate finally collapsed.
"Now what do we do, Nick?" Kin asked worriedly, "Because it's getting close to the time we have to go home, only about an hour."
It would have been plenty of time although Nate weighed so much for the small size that he was and it caused them to go much slower than they would have. Suddenly, Nate woke up and struggled, jumping off Kin's back saying, "You can't kidnap me! It's illegal you could go to jail for trying even! Just be lucky I'm not going to press charges!"
Which each step they took towards him, he took two steps back and said, "Hey, I'm warning you! Stay back if you know what's good for you!"
All the while, Nick and Kin were trying to tell him who they were and that they had been friends for almost five years when Nate suddenly screamed, "NO! NO! NO! LIES! STOP TELLING ME THESE LIES! Yes there trying to kidnap me. Please arrest them for me," he started to say in a much quieter voice to a tree then turning to us he said, "You're in trouble now! Haha! This police officer is going to arrest you!" (motions to the tree who Nick didn't think looked too eager to get up and arrest the two of them much less do anything at all but sway back and forth in the wind) when Nate suddenly turned to the tree saying, "What are you waiting for? Well I know there not advancing… but if you don't do something…"
Nate let out a deep angry growl and said, "Fine. So if they attack me you can arrest them?"
"Ok. Good. Now, we're getting somewhere."
Nick turned to Kin as he asked, "Was Nate just having a conversation with that tree?"
Kin replied, "I think he was…"
They suddenly heard a clock in the distance as it chimed ten chimes.
Nick and Kin looked at each other in horror knowing that that was the set curfew their parents had given them.
"Well, come on!" Nate taunted. "I mean, you want to kidnap me so bad, why not just come over and get me? Oh wait. You can't because if you do, this police officer will have you behind bars (again motioning to a tree)and look, oh no, he called for backup (motioning to two trees on the other side of him which I think he just realized were there) and they even have dogs (motioning to two bushes in front of him)."
"Oh Kin, why can't my faithful pal Pikachu be here and not in the Unova region? I mean if he was here he could zap Nate and we could at least just say some neighborhood bullies attacked us!" Nick moaned as kin was trying to figure out a plan and then it hit him.
"Hey Nick, why don't we attack the trees and bushes? He might run after us trying to make a citizen's arrest and then at least we could lead him to my house. My sister's boyfriend is home and he's had to deal with his friends getting like this almost all the time."
"That's… a… horrible idea. I mean what if we end up running out of breath and he catches us, instead of making a citizen's arrest he could be hunting a meal," Nick replied thinking hard for a better plan.
"Wait I got it! Why not just battle him once he's knocked out we could tell his mom we met up with bullies who chose to attack Nate while we made sure that we did everything to save him and got out unscathed?"
"That might just work," replied Kin who stepped forward and exclaimed, "We if you're just going to stand there while we kidnappers are here, we might as well just battle. If we win we take you, but if you win and we admit defeat and leave, promise?" questioned Nate.
"We promise," replied Kin, luckily in his not so right mind he thought that was a fair deal. Kin was close to beating Nate who in his drugged up mind kept messing up the attacks or firing the wrong way. Kin shot one more flame thrower and Nate fainted hopefully for good, but they had a bigger problem, they were now going to be even later because of having to drag Nate, well of course they started not much else they could do.
About half way home, Nate woke up and asked why he was aching and burned all over and they decided they should tell him and fill him in on the story they came up with as they neared his house.
Once there his mother congratulated them with praise for rescuing her son. They thanked her said good bye to Nate and were on their way to Kin's house when Nick had thought of something
"Hey kin?"
"Yeah Nick?"
"Well I was thinking since we're going steady now and even though your mom wouldn't care if she knew, my mom doesn't and would care so I was thinking about maybe um… sp-spending the night a-at your house?"
Nick felt his face blush as he asked Kin the question.
Kin replied with and big happy yes and started running home to tell his mom the plans for Nick to spend a sure to be pleasurable night at Kin's. When they got to Kin's house they told his mom the story Nick had so cleverly devised and when Kin asked his mom if Nick could stay overnight she said, "Why of course he can, nick just make sure to tall your mom and inform her about what happened,"
"I will!" he exclaimed feeling as happy as ever with the idea he gets to stay had his boyfriends house he goes and calls his mom coming back with a big grin on his face as he says she said yes and he quickly followed Kin upstairs not knowing that while he was on the phone Kin told his mom about the two of them and told her not to tell his mom, they laid down in Kin's bed passionately kissing while they waited for whatever was going to happen, happen.
