Life with a creeper girl
It was a stormy night in Pooler, Ga and Jake was sitting at his custom built gaming desktop he named ASUS 2.0 playing Minecraft with the Mob Talker Mod installed when all of a sudden a creeper was to explode when the power went off SHIT! Jake yelled then something fell on top of Jake. Ompff as Jake fell on the floor with something on top of him. Hi said a famine voice. HOLY SHIT Jake yelled. Its ok you have nothing to fear the girls voice said. Then Jake opened his eyes and saw a girl with auburn eyes, brownish/blondish hair, wearing black thigh high stockings and a creeper hoodie. Who are you Jake said confused/love struck? My name is cupa what's yours? My name is Jake. Where are you from Jake asked? I'm from minecraftiea but where am I. you're in reality cupa. Oh really. Yea but how did you get out of my game? I don't know all I remember is almost being struck by lightning then appearing hear. Oh well do you have a place to stay Jake asked? No can I stay here cupa asked? Sure heck live with here me it's only me and my buddy Jeremy. By the how old are you? I'm 19 cupa said cheerfully. Cool I'm also 19 what a coincidence. Wow that's awesome cupa said happily. Well now that we know each other in other news my computer shut off which sucks but given the power is out. Yea true cupa said. Well since I have only 2 beds here in my apartment and Jeremy has one and I have one me and you are going to have to share a bed cupa. Ok she blushed red as roses. She then climbed into bed with Jake and she snuggled up with him. Jake cupa asked Yea cupa jake said Can I tell you something cupa said Sure cupa what is it jake said. I I cupa stuttered well what is it Jake said oh forget it cupa said and turned over and blushed hard in embarrassment. oh ok well good night cupa jake said. night cupa said.
Next morning
DUDE GET THE FUCK IN HERE! Jeremy yelled. What do you want Dipshit Jake said sleepily? Nothing dude just wanted to tease you. No shit Sherlock Jake said sleepily. Just then cupa woke up and walked into the living room where Jeremy almost fainted. Dude who is this? Her name is cupa she came from mc. really dude but why is she here? She has no home so she lives with us now. Really that's another mouth to feed. Yea but I'm taking care of her so don't worry about it. Alright dude she's your girl not mine. Cupa blushed at what Jeremy just said. Dude me and cupa are just friends Jake said. cupa just thought to herself she wish had the confidence to ask Jake out but she didnt. Shut the fuck up Jeremy Jake said Dude chill with the language their is a girl is right beside you. But cupa was asleep on Jake's shoulder. Awwww Jeremy said quietly I'm about to kick your ass Jake said angrily and quietly. Sorry dude it's just hard not to tease you epically when she is asleep on your shoulder. Ill beat your ass later Jeremy I got to get cupa back to bed. Alright dude you 2 love birds go do whatever. When I'm done putting cupa back in bed I'm going to beat your ass so be ready. Oh crud Jeremy thought Jake was a 5th degree black in Tai quan do. As Jake walked back into the room all he did was walk up to Jeremy and kick him right in the groin. Owwwww Jeremy said in pain. Don't mess with me and cupa. Sorry dude ill stop. It's ok dude sorry I kicked you in the groin. Its fine dude it's going to smart for a bit but I'm good. That's good. I'm going to go make breakfast for cupa and me jake said Ok dude Jeremy said with a smile. breakfast sounds good to me jeremy said As Jake walked into the kitchen and started making breakfast him and cupa. Jeremy was watching the morning weather. Dude were supposed to get some severe storms today let's get the shopping done before the storms roll in. ok dude you go shopping ill prepare breakfast for the 3 of us. Alright dude sounds good. As Jeremy left the apartment room Jake also checked the morning weather. I'll be damned Jeremy was right severe storms are supposed to be rolling in with hail and a 50% chance of a... OH SHIT MY ASS AND CALL ME FUCK DEATH! Jake yelled loud but not loud enough to wake cupa. Jake ran down to the manager's office to warn him about the impending danger. Thanks for the heads up Jake ill keep my eyes peeled. Thanks Ryan. Jake then rushed back up to the apartment and pulled out his droid bionic and said a voice command 'Call Party Master Jeremy' calling party master Jeremy said a bionic voice.
