HEY YOU, YEAH YOU. CONGRATS ON NEVER FINDING THIS STORY. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER FIND A STORY LIKE THIS AGAIN. ANYWAY DIS FRANFICTION IS ABOUT MATTHEW, THE DRAGONBORN ON HIS FINAL QUEST TO FIND THE ENTERNALLY HOLY SWEET ROLL. MY FRIEND, A SLEEPTALKING DEMIGOD IS GONNA HELP ME WRITE THIS.
DEMIGOD: THIS IS ABOUT THE LEGEND OF ZELDA, RIGHT?
ME: NO.
ANYWAY, PLX ENJOY MAY STORY.
Matthew woke up feeling like crap and he started to cough up blood.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, maybe (cough) I shouldn't have gotten bit by that drauger." He rushed through his house looking for ingredients for a cure poison potion. Instead he found the potion itself. He snatched it up, and downed it. he felt better, and he sat on his bench. He looked to his left, and went to grab for his breakfast.
Except it wasn't there.
Matthew quickly sat up, and ran to the market in Falkreath. He searched fratically for what he was looking for. But they had run out of sweet rolls. He dropped to his knees, and yelled as loud as he could.
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
He heard an evil laugh from the distance. He saw a man with really long red hair fly down on a cloud, and fall flat on his face.
" Ow..."
Matthew raised an eyebrow." Who in oblivion are you?"
He jumped on his feet and smiled widely.
" I AM JOHN THE BAD GUY, AND I STOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL THE SWEET ROLLS! WHOOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOOP WOOP WOOP WOOOP."
Matthew punched him in the face and he fell over crying. Matthew walked away, and then remebered the legend of the holy sweet roll.
"I gotta find dat roll fast or I'll be KILL."
He ran back to Lakeview Manor and slapped on his dawngaurd armor and began his adventure.
HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT, PLZ REVIEW. NOT DONE. MORE CHAPTERS SOON.
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