A/N: M'Kay, as I said in the summary, this is the home of my random drabbles that have no home anywhere else. They don't go together, there's no rhyme or reason to them, they just are. 'Nuff said.
Disclaimer (Goes for all of them, since I don't think I'll be getting the rights any time soon...): Yeah, if I owned KH, it would probably end up something like these stories-random and really stupid. It's just not happening.
It was Axel's turn to give his speech. Standing, he swaggered his way to the front of the room. Everyone could only sigh; they knew that he had absolutely nothing planned, and was going to bullshit his way through the entire thing. In fact, he would probably end up with a perfect grade, maybe some extra credit on the side, just for being so damn charismatic.
Once the lanky red-haired boy reached the podium, he leaned on it comfortably, settling in to make a good show. "So, Romeā¦" he began, and all of the other students promptly stopped paying attention. Axel could rant for a good half-hour on absolutely nothing if you gave him the chance.
Only a few minutes passed before something actually interesting happened. Axel was in the middle of saying something ("And that's why Caesar-") when a young blonde boy appeared in the door from the hall. His hair spiked up and away from his head haphazardly, cerulean eyes framed by a hint of black eyeliner.
The boy promptly began mocking the redhead at the front of the class. "Still trying to BS your way through high school, Ax? Why not just, oh, I don't know, actually do the homework for once?" With that, he laughed once and proceeded down the hall.
A small break of silence passed before Axel strode to the door, leaning his head out into the hall. Projecting like any good theatre kid knew how to do, he yelled, "YOU'RE NOT A REAL PERSON; YOU'RE UNDER FIVE FEET TALL! SUCK IT, ROXAS!"
Everyone in the class was laughing, and it only worsened when they heard the blonde's reply: "Sorry Axel, you don't look all that much like a lollipop to me! Maybe some other time!"
Needless to say, World History was never that exciting once Axel graduated.
