A/N: Characters that would be helpful to know: Jojo the Kissing Bandit and Malu the Ghost Witch. If you don't know them, they are characters from the Avatar Trading Card Game. Jojo the Kissing Bandit is a gentlewomen earthbender that steals from people and leaves a red lipstick kiss on male victims. Malu the Ghost Witch of the Mountains is a female airbender that was hidden in the mountains as a kid in the beginning of the war. More information on them and Avatar: the Last Airbender at avatar.wikia .com/
Summary: My name is Malu the Blizzard Witch, named for the spirit that saved me and my family when I was a baby. I am currently partnered with my rival, Jojo the Kissing Bandit. Our employer wants us to break Azula and Ozai out of jail. After 3 years, those that still believe in the Fire Nation supremacy are finally making their first real move. But how did I end up on a selfless mission to stop these rebels with Ty Lee, Azula and Toph?
This is a FemOC/Toph and TyLee/Azula, obviously Femslash.
Rating may change (Probably not).
Edit(7/18): Pictures of Malu the Blizzard Witch and a few other stuff on my profile.
Excluded Theft
Jojo turned to her other side, trying to get comfy so she could sleep. This is day 9 of living with Malu the Blizzard Witch on their mission to bring the world to utter destruction again. It took 6 days to reach where they are now. A cave built by the lovely Kissing Bandit a few miles away from the prison that holds Ozai and Azula, from the middle of a forest back in the Earth Kingdom. The Kissing Bandit learned that orca otters may not be as fast as an eel hound but it defiantly has stamina and endurance. She also learned that Malu is absolutely numb between the legs. It took her an entire day to walk normal and even then she was sore for days.
Speaking of the Blizzard Witch, it's taking her 3 days and counting to scout the inside of the prison. Jojo was stuck outside scouting the area and surroundings – as well as cooking food, taking care of the Witch's Orca Otter and Winged Red Panda, which is so darn cute! Point is a good thief must learn all possible escape routes, but Malu also says a good thief wouldn't let the victim notice something was gone, leave a mark, or been caught and/or seen stealing. Guess Malu isn't a good thief.
"Why are you smiling?"
"AH!" Jojo screamed trying to stand but her legs tangled in her blanket leaving her to stumble to the floor. Or rather fall into Malu's arm.
"And you're the fancy of every man in the Earth Kingdom?" Malu scoffed. "And the Avatar is going to get married soon so stop fantasying!" That's right. Katara is now 17 but the Avatar is only 15. Once he's old enough to marry they'll get married... not if Jojo can steal his heart.
"I can –Ow!" Jojo yelped when Malu just dropped her to the floor. "What's that for?"
"Nothing." Malu shrugged. "But while you're down there you can make a hole for us to bath in." The arrogant waterbender smirked.
"You little…"
"If you want to shower in a public bath in town and get caught you can do that too." Malu's smirk grew. "I'm not well known like a certain idiot. I can always stroll into the inn and take a nice long…" Malu gasped the floor suddenly sinking with a pound of Jojo's hands. Jojo heard Malu groaned and she laughed.
"While your down there," Jojo looked into the hole. It wasn't deep, about her waist height but the 'graceful' waterbender was sprawled out with enough room for Jojo to dance around her. She would if Malu hit like a waterbender but no, the tomboy hits like an earthbender. "you can fill up the bath."
"Yes, mistress." Malu drawled with a scowl. She picked herself up and stepped out of the soon to be bath. With a wave of her hand the water in the drums flowed into the now bath. With another sleek hand motion the water steamed.
Jojo was just slipping out of her undergarments when a thought it her. "Is this the same water we've been using?"
"I clean it out." Malu stated. Jojo stopped staring at Malu with disgust. Malu rolled her eyes, stepping into the hot water once bare. "Clean. But if you don't want to I can always give Seiya a bath." The Orca Otter groaned at her name.
"Ugh!" Jojo grunted, quickly stripping her and stepping into the water. Clean or not the water did feel good. She looked at the opening of the cave, the sun setting in one of the most romantic ways. It would be perfect if Malu was a guy. As boyish she is, even with a shaved side of her head, Malu is definitely not a guy. "So what did you learn today?"
"Azula isn't in the prison."
"What?" Jojo scowled. "Then we need to make another trip?"
"The metal hospital she's in is on one of the nearby island. We can get her out on our way back."
"How?" Jojo scowled. "Break in and break out? They asked us to keep it quite. How are we going to do that with Ozai anyway?" Jojo never really thought about all that before.
"For Ozai I'm sneaking into his cell while their switching guards. Then I'm switching the guard with Ozai and guide him out while avoiding other guards." Malu shrugged her shoulders. It wasn't full proof but it was a good plan. "For Azula we can cause a distraction or accident. In the panic we take Azula and slip out." Also a good plan but where does that leave Jojo.
"What about me?"
"You're the back-up. If you see something go wrong cause a distraction." Malu answered.
So their actually going to do this. Jojo sat back against the rock wall. They are actually going to break out the most hated and evil man to start another war, killing more people. "We're actually going to do this." Jojo repeated to herself. She started to feel guilty even if they didn't break Ozai out of prison yet. "We're going to cause another war."
"No we aren't." Malu scoffed. "We're giving a small group of rebels a fireless firebender and an insane firebender. What can they do against the Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, and Water Tribe combine?" Water came up and down on Malu's body, washing the bubbles from her hair. "It'll teach the new Fire Lord and the Avatar to be more careful." When Jojo said nothing Malu turned around and raised a brow. "What?"
"You are messed up."
"I was raised by a ghost in the mountains." Malu waved her off. Jojo half expected water to splash her in the face. "I'm not exactly normal." The Kissing Bandit heard this several times over the last 5 days. Now she's starting to doubt if that's a lie or not.
-break-
The mighty, powerful Ozai. Looked so funny tied up, gagged, and glaring at Malu's back.
"You can blink. He's not going anywhere." Jojo started laughing once the words came out of Malu's smug mouth. She was so busy laughing on the floor she didn't see Malu twirling her black sickle. "He still looks too much like Ozai."
"He is…" The words died on Jojo's red lips as she gasped. Ozai squirmed and screamed against the gag as fist full of hair was no above his shoulders. "Malu! What are you doing?" Jojo quickly pulled Malu away before she could cut off another lock of his pretty hair. For a prisoner it was very silky, or looked very silky. "You can't just do that!"
"Our contract doesn't say we need to be nice, Ozai looks like Ozai, or unharmed." Then her fist quickly smashed into his noise. Breaking it and sending Ozai to the floor. He screamed and wiggled around more but didn't move very far. "The Fire Lord and the Avatar let him off far too easy." She sneered.
"He can't firebend." Jojo stated. She pulled Malu back more. Malu only raised a brow but Jojo's heart was beating fast. The rebels could come after them for this. Ozai could come after them. When the rebels did attack they'll be sure to torture them. Ozai would personally torture them once he got free. That's what she got from Ozai's eyes and that's what she quickly told Malu.
"A little girl like me just took down big scary Ozai." Malu rolled her eyes. "Mr. Fireless is no match for two master benders."
"Yeah but…" Again the words died at her lips.
"Malu is making so much sense." The Blizzard Witch finished. Jojo was thinking it but she still glared at the arrogant thief. "You know I'm right. This makes it so much more fun and easier." Jojo didn't smile even if Malu was amused. When the Kissing Bandit still didn't smile after a few seconds Malu sighed. "Everyone knows who Mr. Fireless looks like. Should we walk around with a bag over his head, Bandit?"
"Fine." Jojo sighed. "Don't hurt him. I'm a thief not a monster."
"Yeah. Yeah." Malu snorted walking back to Ozai. The man screamed and wiggled as Malu continued to chop off his hair, but the ropes were too tight and maybe too rough. Apparently it was because Malu warned him, "Stop squirming, you'll only get rashes and start bleeding. I might slip and cut you to." At the last part Ozai finally stopped struggling.
Jojo sighed and continued to pack their things. She covered the two drums of water with leather. Bundled their blankets tightly together. Put her make-up, mirror, in her pack with her extra clothes. Bagged the fruits they've been eating. Then Malu helped Jojo put the saddle on the orca otter's leathery back. She was already done chopping up Ozai's face and cleaning the blood from his broken noise.
The Kissing Bandit stared at him. Ozai did look different now that his noise is crocked and hair choppy. But the gag in his mouth was really starting to bother her. "Is gagging him necessary?"
"You want to hear his death threats or plans to rule the world?"
"No but…"
"Take it off." Malu shrugged. She somehow managed to waterbend the drum without breaking it, levitating it in the air with one hand while she strapped it on to the sides of the saddle. So that's what the other thick leather belts are for. Jojo turned around and took the gag out of Ozai's mouth as Malu strapped on the other drum.
"You ignorant fool! I will have your heads after…" Jojo shoved the gag back in. She should have done it after the man spit in her face but the Kissing Bandit was a bit too shock at first.
"Shut up." Jojo scowled into Malu's smug face. The Blizzard Witch sneered, turning around and fastening their bags and blankets onto the back of the saddle. At the signal Jojo earthbended Ozai onto the orca otter's powerful back. Malu raised a brow at the roughness but the smirk only grew.
"I take you don't want to ride?"
"I said shut up!" Jojo frowned marching out of the cave. What kind of evil man spits in his beautiful savior's face! She wasn't feeling so guilty now. Now the Kissing Bandit was wishing she helped the Witch chop his hair off or been the one that punched him.
-break-
Day 11, Jojo counted as the sun rose Malu docked the ship they stoke to get on the Fire Nation big island. Now they are on the island crazy Azula is on. Jojo was having second thoughts and a few new ones.
"How do we keep Azula calm?" Jojo asked as the orca otter pulled the boat higher onto the beach.
"First I'll see if I can heal or hypnotize her. If not we're drugging her or knocking her out." Malu said jumping off the boat.
"You can do what?" Jojo frown. Suddenly she knew why Malu took the name Blizzard Witch. "Wait, wait, wait." Jojo jumped onto the sandy beach. Malu didn't even look at her as she undid the reins and the mount's saddle. "You can heal and hypnotize people? Why didn't you hypnotize Ozai!"
"Because it only works on the willing." Malu looked back at Ozai so the Kissing Bandit did the same. Ozai struggled against his new chains Jojo stole before leaving the big island. If he weren't on his knees with his ankles and feet chained to the floor he probably would have escaped. "Mr. Fireless is not willing." Then she started to walk towards town.
Jojo's eyes widen. "Wait! You can't leave me here with Mr. Fireless. What happens if he breaks free!"
"Seiya will protect you." Again the orca otter groaned at its name. "Xia, come." The fluffy winged red panda flew, towards the Blizzard Witch and landed on her shoulder.
Jojo looked at the ocra otter that sat next to her. Somehow she got the feeling that a platypus bear is smaller than her. "So… your name's Seiya?" The mount groaned as if saying 'yes'. "So um… where did Malu get her black sickle and sword?" And Seiya nodded her head towards the ocean. "The ocean?" Seiya groaned a 'yes' again. "Okay…" And now the Kissing Bandit was beginning to doubt how smart the animal is.
A/N: And this concludes the Prologue. If you didn't get the ending Malu found Sokka's space sword in the ocean, remelted it into a sickle and a sword. More detail with how Malu the Blizzard Witch and Seiya looks like in later chapters OR you can visit my profile. Also the winged red panda based on Momo. Hey if pigs can fly I want a flying red panda!
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