" OH MY GOSH!" Haley screamed at the top of her lungs. " It's finally time to see Breaking Dawn and I can't believe that I'm gonna meet the whole cast!"

" Haley, seriously, shut up, you have screamed that over 20 times!" I yelled at her. We started walking to the premiere when a random Mexican named Pablo jumps out in front of us, he yelled, " Yo quero Taco Bell!" and I said what he said " I work at Taco Bell stupid!" So I asked where are you from and he answers Tijauna, Mexico you know where Katy Perry sand California Boys, and where the little Taco Bell dog lives. " Tijauna?" I asked in wonder " I've never heard of it!"

" Oh" said the Mexican. " So it doesn't ring a bell."

" Ha ha!" I said. " Bell like Taco Bell" BOOOM!

The whole place blew to smithereens all because there was TNT strapped on the Taco Bell dogs head who was hiding in the Mexicans man purse. But the TNT was covered underneath the dogs hat. Never again will there ever be a Taco Bell!

FIN.