DISCLAIMER: Me no own Pendragon or The Night Santa Went Crazy or Weird Al.
Ok, here it is, just like promised, The Night The Travelers Went Crazy. This was CO-AUTHORED BY DEBORAH, she wrote the chorus' and the first four lines. I did the rest but we did play ideas off each other. This was spawned/inspired by my story When Travelers Get Drunk which was in fact originall titled The Night The Travelers Went Crazy, but we wrote this so I changed the title. Anyways this is a parody of the Weird Al song, The Night Santa Went Crazy, which is an awesome song and yeah. This was fun to write, so I don't care how sucky it is :P Anyways...
The Night The Travelers Went Crazy
Down in the Roadhouse where all the drunks were makin' noise
With the good ol' whisky, and the good ol' rum
When the travelers came in, they all stopped to stare
They were all too young, but they didn't care
From their head to their toes, they were dressed in Camo
Like young, hip, cool and crazy teenage Rambo's
And they smiled as they said, with twinkles in their eyes
'We're here to drink, you can't stop us and death to anyone who tries!'
The night Saint Dane went crazy.
The night Saint Dane went insane.
Realized he didn't kill Bobby.
Now he's putting his head down in shame.
Well the Roadhouse's a mess now, from all of Mark's brawling
The fat guy he beat on, well he had left crawling
Bobby tried playing pool and bet off Deborah on a whim
Deborah was so pissed, he's lucky she didn't gut him
Courtney was so drunk she covered Alder's shirt with vomit
He was so grossed out, that he tried to bomb it
And Nikki and Jo were talking about the field out back
Then Nikki felt angry and joined in Mark's attack
The night Saint Dane went crazy
The night the pale man went nuts
Now you can hardly walk into the Roadhouse
Without running into drunken teens
There's the old man and the fat guy
There's the ugly fat man
And the ugly guy that Mark made cry
The craziness flyin', and the laughter risin'
And everyone is dyin' to know, oh Press why?
My my my my my my...
You used to be such a responsible guy
Yes Alder, now Press is ordering water
He's treating the drunk kids like he was their father
Mark and Bobby confessed their love for Nikki
And she was just laughing when Jo called them icky
And now Saint Dane's on his stool singing Barbie Girl
Nikki and Deborah got it on camera while most people ran too hurl
The Travelers all headed back to their place
Where Sam, Dean and Curran will go and laugh in their faces
They're talkin' bout- the night Saint Dane went crazy
The night Saint D flipped
Broke his arm falling off the bar stool
Sound's to me like he's gonna be in pain
Whoa, the night Saint Dane went crazy
The night Saint D went insane
Realized he forgot to kill Bobby
Now he's putting his head down in shame
Whoa, now he's putting his head down in shame
Tell ya, now he's finally putting his head... down in shame
