DISCLAIMER: Me no own Pendragon or The Night Santa Went Crazy or Weird Al.

Ok, here it is, just like promised, The Night The Travelers Went Crazy. This was CO-AUTHORED BY DEBORAH, she wrote the chorus' and the first four lines. I did the rest but we did play ideas off each other. This was spawned/inspired by my story When Travelers Get Drunk which was in fact originall titled The Night The Travelers Went Crazy, but we wrote this so I changed the title. Anyways this is a parody of the Weird Al song, The Night Santa Went Crazy, which is an awesome song and yeah. This was fun to write, so I don't care how sucky it is :P Anyways...

The Night The Travelers Went Crazy

Down in the Roadhouse where all the drunks were makin' noise

With the good ol' whisky, and the good ol' rum

When the travelers came in, they all stopped to stare

They were all too young, but they didn't care

From their head to their toes, they were dressed in Camo

Like young, hip, cool and crazy teenage Rambo's

And they smiled as they said, with twinkles in their eyes

'We're here to drink, you can't stop us and death to anyone who tries!'

The night Saint Dane went crazy.

The night Saint Dane went insane.

Realized he didn't kill Bobby.

Now he's putting his head down in shame.

Well the Roadhouse's a mess now, from all of Mark's brawling

The fat guy he beat on, well he had left crawling

Bobby tried playing pool and bet off Deborah on a whim

Deborah was so pissed, he's lucky she didn't gut him

Courtney was so drunk she covered Alder's shirt with vomit

He was so grossed out, that he tried to bomb it

And Nikki and Jo were talking about the field out back

Then Nikki felt angry and joined in Mark's attack

The night Saint Dane went crazy

The night the pale man went nuts

Now you can hardly walk into the Roadhouse

Without running into drunken teens

There's the old man and the fat guy

There's the ugly fat man

And the ugly guy that Mark made cry

The craziness flyin', and the laughter risin'

And everyone is dyin' to know, oh Press why?

My my my my my my...

You used to be such a responsible guy

Yes Alder, now Press is ordering water

He's treating the drunk kids like he was their father

Mark and Bobby confessed their love for Nikki

And she was just laughing when Jo called them icky

And now Saint Dane's on his stool singing Barbie Girl

Nikki and Deborah got it on camera while most people ran too hurl

The Travelers all headed back to their place

Where Sam, Dean and Curran will go and laugh in their faces

They're talkin' bout- the night Saint Dane went crazy

The night Saint D flipped

Broke his arm falling off the bar stool

Sound's to me like he's gonna be in pain

Whoa, the night Saint Dane went crazy

The night Saint D went insane

Realized he forgot to kill Bobby

Now he's putting his head down in shame

Whoa, now he's putting his head down in shame

Tell ya, now he's finally putting his head... down in shame