Hungry games:
I galloped across the lush green field, horn covered in blood, a half devoured burger being demolished in my mouth and only one thought crossed my mind, my name is Spanish Dictionary and I will be the unicorn to end this. Suddenly out the corner of my eye I saw the muscular black unicorn that went by the name of 'Banana bottom farts' come charging towards me; I knew I had to kill him and I had to kill him quick. With a quick slash of my crimson horn I sliced his thick neck and watched in glory as his rainbow internal organs slopped out, but then my short-lived victory turned into sorrow as I stared down in despair at the multicoloured pool of blood by my hooves, I didn't need to do this, it was his fault. The riders, the ones who had been ruling us since the day we were born, the ones who taught us to turn on our brothers and sisters for they're amusement. Today; today it ends. Today is the day when unicorns rise up and take a stand for what we want and believe in, what we love and treasure. Today is the day we regain our future, our pride and our freedom! And with that, in a swift movement I bucked the evil human from my back and watched, as he lay helpless on the ground. All I could picture was the two puny creatures, my rider and my fallen friends rider, as delicious marshmallows and I took the first bite. This was the step towards my freedom and oh it tasted so good. It didn't take long to devour both humans and now I was left with the large task of spreading the word.
Outside of town, the word had reached that there was a rouge corn in the games; he was called Spanish Dictionary.
"My god Fredrick that's a splendasious uneecorn." Two unicorns, who had been fortunate enough to not have been picked for the hungry games, sat chatting over some beers in the local pub: The Lepricorn Llama Inn, named after the two co-founders. The TV was blaring in the background, displaying the latest news live from The Hungry Games. At least 20 nervous human faces turned to look at the two unicorns looking evilly back at them.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking Mr Bobbykins?" he turned to his drinking partner.
"Oh my goodness gracianious, I am!" It has begun; the rebellion of unicorns was nigh. Now wherever you went in the world you would see the evolutionary sight of unicorns everywhere eating humans as if they were a 1 pound happy meal and it was all thanks to one unicorn: Spanish Dictionary.
