Don't ask me why I am writing this cuz, even I don't have clue! I was just wondering about what if Naruto and Sasuke had opposite personalities? And BANG! A Fanfic! But I just twisted that idea a little.
I don't know whether this thing is ever going to have a plot. Just a mad fic! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Will own Naruto, when he starts hating Ramen.
No one has a clue and I doubt whether anyone will ever as to why or how this happened.
It was when Naruto met Sasuke on the peak of Mountain Of Destiny (I didn't even knew it existed), to make things clear once and for all, and suddenly, a flash came up which blinded everything in sight.(dramatic, you know)
Neither of them knew what was happening and before they knew, they were lying flat on the ground.
After a few moments, everything became clear again.
The two bodies tried to pick themselves up rubbing the dust off their eyes.
In a peculiar way, they felt slightly uncomfortable. Naruto felt something heavy around his waist and Sasuke felt like he was going to be steamed.
They both got up and were shocked to see what was in front of their eyes.
"I thought you were clever enough to think that a transformation jutsu won't work on me, Dobe." Sasuke said as he looked at his own replica standing in front of him.
"Look who's saying! Get that thing in your head first, Teme!" Naruto called, "And for your kind information, I didn't do any justsu." He said again pouting, which seemed really odd on his Sasuke-ish face.
Sasuke was surprised at the comment. As far as he remembered, even he hadn't performed any jutsu. Then why was he seeing himself in front of him?(A/N: Geez, Sasuke is just going off about he,him and himself. LOL!)
His attention was caught only by the heat he was feeling so badly. His shirt was open till the torso, how the hell did it feel so hot?
He unchained his orange jumper to let off some heat. Wait- did I say orange jumper? Okay, now Sasuke was shocked. Again.
What the hell was he doing in Naruto's clothes? He felt his face and body to make sure what had happened, and got yet another shock. His long, black, silky bangs had gone! How much he loved them. Not to mention how much care and troubles he had to get through to have them in a perfect shape. And now, they were gone. Simply, poof. And what would must have replaced them but the very hairstyle he loathed of all. Spiky blonde.
'AAaaa!" he screamed holding his 'Naruto' face. Naruto looked at him, puzzled.
"Oh my gosh, this can't be happening! No, No, No, No, No!" he screamed again, running in circles around Naruto.
"Get a break, Teme. Cool down now." Naruto said, looking more puzzled.
"Naruto, you jerk! How do you expect me to calm down dumb-ass! Do you even have the slightest idea of what has happened?" he said finally stopping.
Naruto rolled his eyes, trying to make a guess.
"Our bodies have been switched, knuckle-head! And I don't have the slightest idea how to fix thing! I don't even know how the hell this happened!" he shouted, shaking Naruto.
It took a moment before Naruto could gather everything. And when he did,(which was some time later) he screamed just like Sasuke had some minutes ago, which looked, I must say, really a scene, now that he had Sasuke's looks.
He tried to get away from the body, dusting off his clothes as if something infectious had stuck to him.
"That," Sasuke said, as he watched Naruto, "is insulting."
"Why in the world do I get switched in your body!" Naruto called out, still, carrying out the dusting.
"I must be doing that, you bath-once-a-week-clown." Sasuke remarked as Naruto continued with his dusting.
Naruto stopped finally, yes because of the remarks, but not because he was guilty or anything, but just to reply some back.
They kept on throwing insults at each other for a long time, and I think I'll just pass on them as, Ehem, I don't think any of it should go in here.
"Whatever," Sasuke said finally tired of thinking more insults and focusing on what was important, "The important thing is, what do we do now?"
Naruto calmed down too, trying to think about something.
"I know!" he said suddenly, tapping his fist on his palm, which looked really comic as, well you know, it was Sasuke's body. "You can come back to Konoha! We'll ask Baa-chan to fix this problem! I bet she'll know something!"
"There's no way I'm coming back to the village until I kill my brother." Sasuke grunted seriously and that looked rare expression on Naruto's face.
"Really Sasuke, then how do you expect to fix this?" Naruto asked, frown on his forehead and hands on the back of his head.
"I'm trying to think of a solution." Sasuke replied, rubbing his chin.
Now that their bodies have been switched, I guess you might have noticed how amusing it was to watch the two boys, the cool one playing idiotic and the knuckle-head doing thinking.
"Kabuto is just as skilled as Tsunade." Sasuke talked to himself. "If this patty-brain is sure about Tsunade, I guess Kabuto can solve this too. But then again, I did call him patty-brain. I don't guess I can trust his words. Also there might be risk of Orochimaru trying to get his hands on Naruto and the Kyuubi. That would cause a hindrance in my plan as I have to learn some more things yet." And he sighed.
"Did you think of anything yet?" Naruto said, pouting. "I'm getting bored, and also cold, with this strippy clothes of yours." And he held a bit of Sasuke's shirt like something infectious.
"They are not in any way 'strippy', Dobe. That word doesn't even exist. And yours are not great too. I wouldn't be surprised if a timer sets off any minute."(If some of you didn't get what Sasuke meant, like Naruto, he was commenting about oven.)
"Whatever! Did you think of anything?"
"No. I'm out of ideas."
"So, what do we do now?" Naruto talked to himself.
They both fell silent, which is, (I know!) the most surprising thing. (As if the day wasn't short of surprises.)
"Damn you, Teme. Now I'm a Missing Nin. All because of you! How do you expect me to become Hokage with this record!" Naruto complained, "And you have got all my awesomeness now!"
"The fact that now, I'm an idiot blond is itself the most painful thing for me, so shut up!" Sasuke said, irritated.
Naruto frowned again and tried to ignore Sasuke. He looked around when suddenly his face lit up as something got his mind.
"Hey Teme! I got an idea!" he exclaimed.
"It better be something useful."
"Well, you see. You can't come to the village. I would have dragged you there, but then I can't beat the shit out of my own face can I?"
"You better get to the point."
"And there's no way we can solve this out now. We need someone who can. I can consult Baa-chan, and of course you can consult that double battery Kabuto. So I say, we exchange places and solve this out!"
"I'm not sure about Kabuto, and also it may require to have us both at same place. I doubt Tsunade and Kabuto will do that. Also, I'm a Missing Nin. After this is solved, I'm pretty sure you'll try to force me back to village."
"Okay, let's keep it from the medics. But let's implement the other idea!"
"As we don't have any choice, we'll do that."
"Yeah!" Naruto exclaimed.
"But, we will not, in any case, tell this to anyone. And I mean anyone! Taking your place, I don't think I would have any risks, but you will be with Orochimaru. Don't even give him a chance to guess."
"Yeah, yeah, and stuff and stuff. Don't worry, Teme!"
"Hn." Sasuke replied, thinking whether what he was doing was actually the best thing to do.
A bit short, but here it is! I was thinking of extending it, but I so wanted to publish it today! So here it is! Enjoy and review! *salutes
