I'm appreciative

Matt McC.

That you waxed

And squeezed yourself

Into leather chaps

To play a male stripper

So X-quisitely

I only wish

That "Calling Dr Love"

Had been longer

And that we had seen your 5' 11" body

Slide down a stripper pole

Head first

In slow motion

Buttocks clenched.

Wished I was part of the rowdy crowd

Lawbreaking that night

Because, Mr Dreamboat Guy

Fact is

I'd stuff your tiny thong with dollar bills

Anyday

And as you take your heavenly body

Down to the floor

Popping

Grinding

Humping us all

OMG, someone rips off your thong

Oh well, nevermind!

I also wish

You had sung more than just "Ladies of Tampa"

In your heavy Texas drawl

But you were such a tease in yellow spandex

That I forgive you completely.

X.