I'm appreciative
Matt McC.
That you waxed
And squeezed yourself
Into leather chaps
To play a male stripper
So X-quisitely
I only wish
That "Calling Dr Love"
Had been longer
And that we had seen your 5' 11" body
Slide down a stripper pole
Head first
In slow motion
Buttocks clenched.
Wished I was part of the rowdy crowd
Lawbreaking that night
Because, Mr Dreamboat Guy
Fact is
I'd stuff your tiny thong with dollar bills
Anyday
And as you take your heavenly body
Down to the floor
Popping
Grinding
Humping us all
OMG, someone rips off your thong
Oh well, nevermind!
I also wish
You had sung more than just "Ladies of Tampa"
In your heavy Texas drawl
But you were such a tease in yellow spandex
That I forgive you completely.
X.
