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Crossover Shenanigans-Max is a Maximum Pain
This was it. The great climax to a twisted and muddy story. The hero facing the villain as he runs a long length and they plunge into each other in a daring duel. If it wasn't for laws and the fact that this guy here wasn't accused of anything, I would have felt like I was completing a holy crusade. But I didn't have time to dawdle on "what if's." I was about to invite myself in.
Max Payne performed a bullet dodge jump into the luxurious bedroom of Gordi Kramer, who was watching a violent film about a potato chips being eaten by a gluttonous man.
"Kramer," He yelled. "You still owe me those twenty dollars you lost on that bet we made!"
Gordi made a rebuttal. "I would, but my dad said I can technically get out that bet because we didn't sign anything."
And that's when it all came together. When all the building blocks were put together to make a fort for a child to play king in. It looked like I wasn't going to get my due.
Gordi looked towards the two guards who were witnessing the event. "You two, get rid of this clown."
They did as Gordi commanded as they lifted Max up to throw him out.
That's exactly what I was. A clown. A joke that you tell to your big headed friends. That punch line that the standup comic says to get the crowd laughing.
"And get him to stop doing his monologues," Gordi said.
The guards hit Max on the back of his head, but he continued.
The pain was running around my head like—
SMACK
This guy was starting piss me—
SMACK
The gaping mouth of a the tidal wave came to—
SMACK
She sells seashells by the seashore.
A/N Because we really needed a Max Payne/Heavy Rain crossover...right?
-Drone person
