A/N: Welcome to the very first chapter of Dame to Donna. This is just a little rewrite of KHR if Tsuna was a female. I know there are a lot of these kinds of stories floating around, so I hope mine is a little different from them. I tend to be a little wordy when I write, so chapter's will normally be over 2,000 words, sorry I guess.
Disclaimer: I don't own KHR in any way, shape, or form.
Chapter o1. The Girl with the Blood
What the hell is wrong with me?
Don't fit in with anybody
How did this happen to me?
~I'm Just a Kid-Simple Plan
"Tsuna pass!" A girl cried as she threw the ball.
Tsuna, who had zoned out for a split second, did not expect the ball to come her way. With a pained yelp, and an equally painful sounding thud, the brunette fell to the floor clutching her face. She whimpered slightly, knowing that a bruise was bound to form sooner or later.
"It's your fault that we lost!" yelled an obviously irritated girl. The rest had all surrounded Tsuna with looks of anger and disapproval on their faces. They had barely gained any points compared to the other team during the volleyball match.
"Sorry." The so called 'failure' of the school squeaked. Honestly, she could care less about the stupid game; it's just that the other girls looked so scary she could do nothing but apologize.
The girl that confronted her before scoffs and shoves the broom in Tsuna's direction. "So, can you do the cleaning?" She asks in an overly sweet voice while smirking like a demon. "We want to play during our precious after school time."
Tsuna opens her mouth to protest, but the others had already walked off laughing about how she was a failure and couldn't do anything right. Sadly, they spoke the truth. Tsuna, everyone had decided to call her Dame-Tsuna, was the most no good person attending Namimori Middle. She flunked every test, failed at every sport, and was a constant target for bullying. Not to mention, she was extremely clumsy and had a very unkempt appearance because of it. She never bothered to brush her thick bushy hair, opting to always put it in a messy bun while rushing out the door each morning. Her uniform was a couple sizes too big because her mother insisted that she'd grow into it one day. And she always seemed to sport Band-Aids on her legs from constant falls.
With an over exaggerated sigh, the brunette became cleaning the floor. "I'm just an idiot, and not athletic at all." She mumbled to herself while going towards the window. "The only reason I come here, is to see Sasagawa Kyoko."
As soon as she said that, Kyoko and her friend Hana appeared in her line of site. Tsuna couldn't help the small smile that spread on her face. Kyoko was the prettiest and cutest girl at the school, everyone knew that. Tsuna looked up to her a lot, but was always too afraid to speak to her. The no good child then saw Mochida, captain of the kendo club show up. He was currently dating Kyoko, unbeknownst to the school idol however; he was also dating another girl who attended a different school.
Tsuna sighed and slowly slid to the floor. "Ugh, I wish I could tell her about that dirty bastard, but I doubt she'll believe me. We don't even speak to each other." Sighing once more, Tsuna decides not to waste any more time at school, she was failing anyway, and heads home.
Once home, the teen changes out of her uniform and into a tank-top and sweat pants. She pulls a manga and begins reading it.
"Tsunayori!" She hears her mother call soon after returning home. "I got a call from the school; they said you left in the middle of it again. What do you plan to do with your future?"
"I have no idea mom." She calls back automatically while flipping through her manga.
"You don't have to go to high school and college you know?" The woman walks into her daughter's bedroom, not caring enough to knock.
Halfway scared, Tsuna flies up from her position on the floor and frowns at her mother. "Could you please not barge into my room like that?"
Ignoring her daughter, Nana continues her life teaching for the day. "You can spend your entire life here bored, or spend it happily. I want you to live with the feeling: 'It's great to be alive!' I mean I do, and I'm a house wife. And there is nothing wrong with being a simple house wife, I'm sure you'll be a great one."
Tsuna huffs and rolls her eyes. "Could you not say that in front of people, it's embarrassing?"
Nana frowns at her only child's comment, but it quickly changes into a smirk when she remembers what came in the mail early this morning. "Tsu-chan a home tutor is coming today. I requested their help just for you." She says in a sing song voice.
"What?" the teen exclaims, not believing her mother would do such a thing without her consent, not to mention the fact that they might not be able to afford it.
"There was an interesting flyer in the mail." She confirms this by holding said flyer up with a bright smile. "Will raise your kid to be the new leader of the next generation, grade and subject doesn't matter, Reborn." The older woman giggles after reading the propaganda. "Isn't it great? I've never seen a promotion like this!"
"It sounds like a scam." Tsuna sighs in frustration, not able to believe her mother could be so clueless at times like these.
Once again ignoring her daughter, Nana continues with a dreamy sigh. "It's probably a tutor from a professional business school. I've always wanted that kind of teacher for you."
"Please don't create your own image of him." The teen sighs in defeat.
"Ciaossu." A voice calls startling both women. Tsuna looks down and is shocked to see a baby with a suit and fedora standing in between her and her mother.
Unlike most girls her age, Tsuna was not fond of small children; they were loud, messy, and annoying. She nearly frowns at the site of the child, but is able to keep the show negative emotion away.
"Hey" Nana speaks up. "Who do you belong to?"
"I'm Reborn, the home tutor." The baby explains.
Unable to believe that such a small child could be a tutor, Tsuna is thrown into a fit of giggles. "I was wondering who made that stupid flyer." She says while clutching her sides. "Hey mom, why don't you go downstairs? I'll handle the kid."
Nana looks a bit unwilling to go, but then decides her daughter is more than capable of handling a two year old. "Bye Tsu-chan, Reborn-chan you two have fun." With that, she exits the room and goes to prepare dinner.
Tsuna watches her mother and sighs turning back around to face the child. To her surprise, she finds him sleeping on a pillow that had made its home on the floor.
"Hey, don't go to sleep there!" She scolds, and picks the child up.
"So you're Tsuna." Reborn states, and kicks the poor girl in the chin. "Don't touch me unless given permission."
"That hurt!" She whimpers while clutching her chin, she felt lucky that it wasn't broken. "What kind of baby does that?"
"My true line of work is an assassin." Tsuna watches in disbelief as he assembles a rifle. "My real job is to make you mafia boss."
"Excuse me?" She shakes her head furiously, not caring if a few strands started falling out her bun.
"A certain man hired me to make you an astounding mafia boss, because I have a lot of respect for him and am close to his family, I agreed to do it. Though women aren't normally chosen for important roles such as these, you're the only one left for the job. I hope you know because you are a female, you'll have to work twice as hard?" Reborn says without batting an eyelash. Tsuna wondered if he even blinked.
"Uhhh is your head okay?" The teen asked whilst raising an eyebrow.
"Should I shoot you once?" Tsuna flies back when the rifle is pointed dangerously close to her face. "But not now." Almost on cue, a low growl comes from Reborn's stomach. He then walks out the room.
Sighing in relief, Tsuna rubs her eyes and walks down stairs.
"Honey." Her mother calls, "What about dinner?"
"I'm gonna to eat out." She mutters. "Can I have some money? And about that tutor-"She immediately stops talking when she sees said tutor eating contently at the table.
"The contract states that Reborn-chan will live here until your grades improve." She mother replies happily.
Tsuna lets out a frustrated yell and stomps back in her room, not even caring about dinner anymore. She had a habit of forgetting to eat, or not caring enough to do so. This was one of those nights.
The next morning, Reborn escorts Tsuna to school, much to the teen's annoyance. It didn't make anything better when Kyoko appeared before the duo.
Kyoko squeals at the site of Reborn and crouches down to his height. "How cute!" She gushes happily. "Why are you wearing a suit?"
"It's because I'm in the mafia." Tsuna frowns at Reborn's simple reply and the fact that Kyoko didn't think it was odd in anyway.
"Well good luck." The school idol waves goodbye to both of them.
"You wanted to tell her something didn't you?" Reborn casually states as soon as Kyoko was out of earshot. "You should do it."
"Yeah right, and make a fool of myself? She wouldn't believe me anyway." She huffs pitifully as her shoulders sag.
"Well I guess it's time to die then." Reborn states pulling out a gun and shooting Tsuna in the head.
I'm going to die right? She thinks as she falls to the ground, blood seeping out her forehead. If I knew I'd be parting this world, I would have told Kyoko about Mochida-sempai. With the will of the dying, not even that bastard scares me.
Seconds after getting shot, Tsuna burst out of her skin wearing nothing but her sports bra and boy shorts. Her hair, which had escaped its bun, was lit with an orange flame. "Tell Sasagawa Kyoko that Mochida is cheating on her with my dying will!" She shouts like a deranged animal and goes off running towards school at full speed, successfully running into countless things and people as she does so.
Finally, she finds Kyoko after falling off a cliff. "Sasagawa Kyoko don't go out with Mochida! He's a bastard and already seeing two other girls!"
Kyoko, shocked by this, screams and runs off. Mochida, who had been knocked over when Tsuna came, was already up and delivered a painful uppercut to the girl's chin.
"Shut your fucking mouth! You pervert!" Mochida shouts before running off after Kyoko.
By now, Tsuna was back to normal and currently freaking out. "Oh my god, he's going to kill me."
Reborn then shows up with a spare uniform in his hand. A lady shouldn't walk around half naked after all. "The Dying Will Bullet lasts five minutes, after that, you revert back to normal." He explains, and Tsuna sneezes out the bullet.
"So I really was shot!" She exclaims while hastily putting on the uniform and tying her hair back up.
"This is the Dying Will Bullet." The baby further explains and holds up said item. "A person that is shot with this bullet will be resurrected with their Dying Will after dying. Your Dying Will is based on what you regretted when you died."
"And what if I didn't regret anything?" she tentatively asks.
"I am an assassin." Reborn replies cryptically.
Too stressed out to do anything or even say anything more, Tsuna begrudgingly gets up and walks into school. Lucky for her, no one realized that the crazy 'pervert' was her, though they were all talking about it.
Later that night, while both she and Reborn are getting ready for bed Tsuna asks: "How come it didn't hurt when I got hit by the bike?"
"Dying Will means your body is in a state where all safety switches are off. In exchange for risking your life by exceeding your limits, you have amazing strength." He explains simply.
"Oh I get it, its potential strength." She says sarcastically and rolls her eyes, "Of course I don't get. I've never heard of the Dying Will Bullet anyway."
"Because it's special to only the Vongola Family." He continues when he notices the teen's confused look. "I was assigned by the ninth's generation boss of the Vongola family to come to Japan and train you to succeed him, and become the tenth generation boss, because he's getting old. You were the fourth choice, also meaning the last. The first, Enrico, was shot in a feud, the second, Matsumo, had his feet clad in cement sneakers and took a walk into a river, and the third and favorite, Federico, was kidnapped and we only got the bones back, we had to identify him by his dental records."
"You don't have to show me pictures!" She squeaks and covers her eyes. "And why choose me of all people?"
"The first Vongola retried early and came here to Japan, where he had children with a local woman; he was your great, great, great grandfather on your father's side. This makes you a Vongola by blood, and the last legitimate heir to the title of tenth," Reborn says, showing a quickly made family tree. "Like I said yesterday, women aren't normally chosen for these kinds of roles, so it's natural that blood would be in your favor."
"And why have I never heard of this?" Caramel eyes glare down at Reborn who was changing into his pajamas. She was a bit insulted by the whole women thing, but decided to brush that off for now.
"Don't worry; I'm here to make you into a fine mafia donna."
"I can't do that though!" She whines like a child.
"Wake me up and I'll kill you." Reborn states and climbs into her bed ignoring the girl's protest.
Tsuna then notices the traps and nearly screams. "Don't set traps in the house! And don't sleep in my bed!"
The next day, when Tsuna enters the class, everyone is snickering.
"Why didn't you say you were the pervert Dame-Tsuna?" one student asks once she enters.
"Maybe cos everyone thought she was a guy." At this, Tsuna's face turns red and she turns to leave. Only she's trapped by a few members of the kendo club.
"Can't go yet Dame-Tsuna, Captain Mochida is waiting for you in the dojo." With that, they all heave the poor girl up and carry her away despite her cries to be let go.
"There you are you damn freak! How dare you ruin my reputation and chance with Sasagawa! I'll never forgive a piece of shit like you." Mochida growls at Tsuna once she enters. "Don't worry, I'm a nice guy, since you're a novice, if you manage to even get an ippon off me, I won't beat the shit out of you, if you don't, you die." He says, and seems to be thinking soon afterward.
Tsuna, noticing the opening, runs for it, heading straight for the bathroom so she could escape. She didn't expect Reborn snaring her so that she was dangling upside down.
"Let me down you deranged child!" Tsuna shouts while trying to keep her skirt up.
"I'm here making sure you're acting like a mafia boss, so don't think you're going to go running home. You and I have a relationship after all, that of hitman and target." Reborn says before shooting Tsuna in the forehead again.
Once again, Tsuna found herself in nothing but her underclothes with a head of fire. "Get an ippon not matter what!" She shouts and springs to the dojo.
"Hah! Only a moron would run in in their underwear. No wonder everyone thought you were a boy, you have no boobs." Mochida laughs.
At this, she charges straight for Mochida, breaking through the sword and head butting him. Tsuna then starts pull Mochida's hair out by the root until he's bald, screaming about points the entire time. Terrified, the ref raises the flag. Everyone cheered at Tsuna's victory-by now the Dying Will had worn off- and Kyoko lets her borrow a spare uniform.
"You're absolutely incredible!" Kyoko praises once Tsuna had changed. "You really aren't some average girl!"
The brunette blushed and rubbed the back of her neck in embarrassment. Maybe having that baby around isn't that bad after all. She thinks somewhat happily.
When she gets home, Tsuna thanks Reborn enthusiastically, but sets off a trap causing an explosion. "I will never be in the mafia." She whines from her place in the rubble.
A/N: Well thanks for reading the very first chapter of Dame to Donna, I really appreciate it. I would also like it if I got a review, so yeah. I just want to make somethings clear about my femTsuna and my story. For the Band-Aid thing, I think it would make since because Tsuna falls a lot, and since she wears a skirt to school, you'll see her with a few cuts here and there. She can be a bit 'bitter' I guess, because for most of her life she's been called no-good, and female's tend to be more emotional and sensitive to that kind of stuff, so I made her a bit snippy but she still has some major 'Tsuna" things about her. and her name too, I'm not a really huge fan of the normal Fem!Tsuna names people pick, so got my own.
Oh and the songs at the beginning, I'll try to make that a normal thing and have them match either a certain character, or feel of the chapter.
As for pairings, this is NOT a fem27xall, sorry. And she won't be with anyone that is not currently capable of going to middle and/or high school.
I hope you all enjoyed it, and thanks once again for reading.
