Ladies and gentlemen! I welcome you... to a new idea nobody has ever thought of before (- lie)! It is one of the first (if not the first) FanFiction that combines... Date A Live and Highschool DxD!

Basically, Ddraig manifests his true power... AND... Issei gets to expand his harem! Ohoh, man, this is going to be fun. I AM WRITING THIS FOR FUN. As always, rate and review! I do not want:

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On with the story!

Oh, yeah, this is the PROLOGUE. You don't need to read it.


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"Alright, class, I am pleased to announce... our NEW STUDENT! Everybody, say hello to... Origami Tobiichi! Origami, say hello to everybody!" Issei Hyoudou jerked awake, his senses picking up a new presence in the room. Behind him, Matsuda and Motohama were locking their eyes on the new student with the eyes of Bambi. Looking up, he saw a girl about the same height and appearance as Koneko-Chan, but with blue eyes and a constant poker face. Origami-Chan is soooooo loli yet mature at the same time! He instantly got a bloody nose just from looking at her.

The chair right next to him was pulled back, and Origami calmly set her books down on the table. YES! This is a chance... to EXPAND MY HAREM! I WILL BECOME THE HAREM KING! YEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- "...hello?" she asked. Issei spun his head around. "..what's your name?"

"Issei Hyoudou, second year student!" he proudly declared, jabbing his thumb on his sternum.

"Uh, Mr. Hyoudou." coughed the teacher. "Would you please show Mrs. Tobiichi around the school-"

"HAH! Of course I will!" Issei accepted the offer and leapt up. "Alright, Origami-Chan, I'll tour you around this school for a little bit, ok?"

"Sure. I don't mind." she responded. Issei walked out the classroom door and held it open for her as she walked through, accidentally flat-tiring him. "Oh. Sorry." she said calmly as Issei winced in pain, hopping on one foot.

"O-ok!" Issei squinted his eyes and reopened them, still hopping around like a pogo stick. "Origami-Chan... welcome to Kuoh Academy! This school used to have only girls, but now, it's a co-ed school! The majority of students are still girls, though. And best of all... they're KAWAII! Especially the ones at the kendo club! This is our homeroom. Every morning, you'll wait here for daily announcements and other stuff like that. Around here and through this hallway... are the basketball courts, swimming pools, soccer and baseball fields, as well as the track field!" All of a bloody sudden, the fire alarm blew its stack and gave Issei a free ear rape. "And that's the fire alarm! Come on, the rules are to run out to the parking lot!" Seriously... if this is Riser Phenex, I'm going to go super saiyan on his arse. mentally growled Issei. Ddraig, what's going on?

Partner, don't expect me to know everything. My best guess is that... it's not Riser Phenex. Or Vali and Albion. Or anybody else evil we know. Issei turned around to make sure Origami was still with him, but she was missing. "OH SH-T! Ddraig, where did Origami go!?" cried Issei, looking everywhere frantically. As I said, Hyoudou Issei... don't expect me to know everything. Running out to the parking lot, hoping he would find Origami. The school suddenly exploded into flames, flames that burst out of windows and nearly burnt Issei to crisp. "ORIGAMI! Crap, Origami, I don't want to be responsible for your death! Where the heck are you!?" Issei unexpectedly ran into a fire hydrant, smashing his balls.

Unfortunately, his terrible day turned into a daily day one could experience in hell. A wall of flames surrounded him as Issei fell to the floor, curling up and wincing as his balls burst into flames themselves. "How foolish." said a female voice above him. It wasn't anybody's he recognized, not even Ravel. Looking up into the sun, Issei could see... heaven. Another crimson-haired beauty like Rias, except her hair was mixed in with more pink than Rias's. Her very dress was almost as beautiful as herself, taking on the resemblance of a fiery pink lotus thing. However, the staff she held in her hands were what Issei feared as her pink irises stared into his eyes.

"Ddraig! Who is this-"

A spirit.

"What's a spirit?"

A being that takes on the resemblance of a human. There are only females, and they are responsible for creating a destructive phenomenon known as "spacequakes". It was thought that they were all exterminated by the fallen angels, but it turns out they're still alive. This is the first spirit seen in one thousand years.

"HOW do we stop her?" Issei was starting to have a nosebleed from her beauty.

Hmm. There are two ways. The hard way is to kill the f-ker, but the easier alternative is to make her fall in love with you. This is a perfect opportunity. Heh, heh... I'll show them.

DRAMATIC FLASHBACK A FEW DAYS AGO!

"...oppai dragon." The very words ticked off Ddraig beyond recognition. Albion, his rival, out of all people, was the only being that could piss him off. Ddraig was pissed. Very pissed. In fact, he was so pissed that he felt like he could rip the head off of Great Red and shove it up Albion's anus, then rip off the other dragons' heads and shove it down his throat and up his anus all at the same time.

Albion. What. Did. You. Just. CALL ME!

Oppai Dragon. Your host is the weakest. He has a passion for oppai. What worse can he get?

ALBION! I'll show you. I AM THE MANIFESTATION OF THE RED HEAVENLY DRAGON EMPEROR! I AM DDRAIG! And one does not simply... Ddraig put on his aviators, ...underestimate Ddraig.

Be quiet. I'm much metter at mimicking Horatio than you.

PPPPPPPRESENT TIME!

Don't worry, Hyoudou Issei. I have a plan, but there's a 42% chance of success. What I need you to do is activate the balance breaker. Immense power is needed to ensure success.

"Well, then go ahead!" snapped Issei. The boosted gear appeared on his forearm and uttered

BOOSTO!

Oh, yeah, added Ddraig, she's not the only spirit around here. All of a sudden, the flames died to reveal another beauty. She bore some resemblance to Akeno, except her hair and eyes were dark purple, and the purple, gold, and white princess dress-knight armor hybrid thingamajig glowed in the daylight with her silver and golden broadsword, surrounded by a purple aura. But best of all, her dress exposed her cleavage. Blood immediately gushed down Issei's nose, accompanied by the noise of his boosted gear exponentially gaining power. "I did not expect another spirit to be here... princess." the fiery chick said the last word mockingly.

"PIG!" shouted 'princess'. It was the best Issei could do to laugh out loud as the fiery chick growled in anger.

"SLUT!" shouted back the fiery chick.

"B-TCH!" yelled princess.

"WH-RE!" screamed fiery chick.

"Ara, ara!" turning his head around, Issei's nosebleed intensified to the point where it was a bloody Old Faithful. Her red and black frilled dress and headband fit with her black twintails and uniquely colored red and yellow eyes. She held two freaking flintlocks in her hand, matching her yandere/yangire personality. "I never knew this would be so much fun.."

Welsh Dragon OVERBOOSTER! yelled Ddraig, and in an instant, Issei was flooded with the power of the Heavenly Red Dragon. SCALE MAIL BALANCE BREAKER! Hyoudou Issei, are you ready for this? I sure am, because I bet Albion five hundred million yen on this!

"Dragons have money..." sighed Issei. "...Ddraig, that's not all of them!" A 5-story tall rabid rabbit, apparently Bugs Bunny who ate carrots injected with cocaine, rose out of the ground in an icy aura. Standing on its head was a small, loli 13-year old girl with a white-blue dress under her green raincoat with the hood on and 2 bunny-like ears attached to it. Issei's nose bleed evolved from a nose bleed... to a nose explosion! "Ddraig... could this be my future harem?" he mumbled, dying of blood loss as 2 final spirits appeared, each with orange hair and waist-long pigtails that were braided. Their dresses were basically purple and blue straps, covering, like, 10 percent of their skin.

Yes! And this is also a sign that I'll win the bet! This new power you just gained will immediately make all girls in the blast's vicinity fall in love with you! shouted Ddraig.

"Oh, we have a witness." The frilled dress girl observed Issei, then turned around to face the rest of the spirits. "As you all know, we cannot have witnesses."

Heh. ALBION! Give me all of your money.

Green light was everywhere.

The night has come.

"Hey, Riser, thanks for inviting us to your party! CHEERS!" Hundreds of devils and fallen angels were attending the party being hosted at the Phenex clan's mansion. Vali, in his scale mail balance breaker, held up his beer bottle and clinked it with Sirzech's, Azazel's, Riser Phenex's, and Lord Gremory's beer bottles before drinking away. Riser brought his entire harem, and Vali wasn't expecting what was about to unfold before his very eyes.

"Hey, why wasn't I invited?" Issei barged in the party, with his brand new harem consisting of:

Rias Gremory

Asia Argento

Akeno Himejima

Koneko Toujou

Xenovia

Tohka Yatogami, "princess"

Kotori Itsuka, "fiery chick"

Kurumi Tokisaki, "frilled dress chick"

Yoshino, "girl with Bugs Bunny on meth"

Kaguya Yamai, "girl in purple revealing dress"

Yuzuru Yamai, "girl in blue revealing dress"

Sirzechs, Azazel, Riser Phenex, Vali, and Lord Gremory all spewed their beer out of their mouths in utter surprise, and the music stopped. Everybody paused their dancing and looked at Issei with his brand new harem. "I-Impossible!" stuttered Vali and Albion at the same time.

"HOW COUlD THIS HAPPEN!?" cried Azazel. Issei FREAKING Hyoudou beat the governor of the fallen angels to it.

I win, Albion. snickered Ddraig. After all, I AM the heavenly red dragon!