Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Konoha Daycare Center:
(Bragging is what mothers do best)
Konoha Daycare Center is just your typical daycare center for future ninjas. Those parents that enroll their kids in this daycare either are out for mission or out for a day off.
During mornings, mothers or those legal guardians will say 'behave like a good boy' or 'be a good girl' to their kids. Well, in return the kids would just nod and head off to the playpen.
.01 First Impressions
A group of 5 little boys were playing robots, creatively making sounds like 'brrrrrm' ' whooooosh' 'gazaaam' and so much more. One of those boys was Naruto; he was wearing a bright yellow jumpsuit comparable to his blond hair and in contrast to his blue eyes. Obviously, he was the noisiest in the bunch. He preferred playing with sounds, that's why he would always grab someone's robot without permission and throw it off while shouting 'BA-BAAAM!'
"BA-BAAAAAAM!" Naruto exclaimed, throwing off an 'ultraman' robot down at the carpeted floor. Like what was mentioned, the robot that he usually throws isn't his.
"Doooobe! Das my wobooot" a raven-haired boy clad in plain black t-shirt and white shorts argued.
"Saskey-temeee!, look this! Eeeeeeeep—boooom!" Naruto paid no heed to his friend and continued wrecking the ultraman robot, throwing the projectile once more into the air and letting it drop into the floor.
"Ultwaaman!! Nooo----" Sasuke rushed to his action figure that was missing an arm.
"Oi. Oi. There's a new kid"
Both Naruto and Sasuke stopped and took a good look at the newcomer. Apparently, the said newcomer had long and silky-looking brown locks, pearl-like eyes and a very white complexion.
"It's a girl! DATEBAYYOWWW!"
And alas, Naruto rushed to the 'girl'
"Idiot" Sasuke muttered under his breath.
"Hey girlie, yew so pweety---whashurname?"
"Boy" the brunette glared at the blond kid
"Wha? Yuw name's boy?" Much to Naruto's stupidity, he didn't notice the glare.
"Me –points at himself- Neji, boy –points at his boyish jumper- see?"
And that was Naruto's first try to befriend a 'girl'
Which ---failed because he wasn't a girl.
And that made his friends laugh at him for 2 hours straight.
After three days:
"Ne, Neji—gimme that, I'ma twy chomphing" Naruto pointed at Neji's batman action figure.
You see, Naruto and Neji became good friends. How? Let's just say that Neji shared the same hobby of throwing off someone's robot too.
"No"
"Eeeeeh?! Whyyy---"
"Oi. Oi. There's a new kid"
And true enough, there's a girl wearing a carnation dress while holding a book. The girl had pink hair, evergreen eyes and wide—er—expanse forehead.
"Hn. Doobe, das what you call girl" Sasuke placed his disfigured 'ultraman' in the floor, quietly
"Chinning. Chimmering. Chplendid!" Neji twirled as he clasped his hands together.
It was Naruto who stood up abruptly and howled "DATEBAYYOOOW!"
"Ne, teme, I bet she's smart!"
"I –points at himself- think cho too"
"Let's go aschurname!"
"Hn"
"Hn"
And so, the three of them approached the newcomer who was reading in a silent corner.
"Hey girlie, yew so pweety, whashurname?"
The girl blushed furiously and fidgeted, hugging the book tighter to her chest "Sakura"
The three little boys were in awe. Who wouldn't?! She was able to pronounce 'r'. To them, that was the hardest to pronounce!
"Chakuwa, Me –points at himself- Neji"
"NAWUTOO! DATTEBAYOW!" Naruto puffed his chest, to give a more manly impression to the girl.
"Sasuke"
Sakura nodded at the trio in recognition.
Naruto leaned closer and pointed to the book Sakura was holding, "Sakuwa-chan! Wha's that you lookin'?
"What –points at Sakura- your favorite shampoo?"
"Do you like tomatoes?"
Sakura blushed even redder and answered; "Sakura"
"HUH?!" the three chorused, dumbfounded and confused by her answer.
"Sakura" she placed her book down and smiled
Then a nanny came and broke the crowd of four.
"Sorry boys. Sakura here only knows how to say her name"
That's where Sakura grinned happily.
And that's where the three realized…
Apparently, Sakura wasn't that smart enough to know other words than her own name.
But it didn't change the fact that the three of them fancy the girl.
(Pssssh. Kids.)
tbc.
Translation:
whashurname – What's your name
aschurname – Ask her name
chomphing - something
A/N: and thus, the three little devils clashed together. If you've read Sakura complex you might relate this one with that.:)
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