Title: The pointless fic of pointlessness….TWO!
Author: Me of course!
Summary: The title explains it all
Disclaimer: Characters belong to J.K. Rowling, Roald Dahl, and J.R.R Tolkein! Plot is all mine, though I do give some credit to the red sock that inspired me to write this! Yes, a sock!
Rating: T, I don't know why, just is!
Chapter One: Lord of the Rings: Harry Potter style
Starring:
Harry Potter as Fritto (or Frodo, but for this story he's Fritto, cause Frodo sounds like a chip brand anyway and cause I said it's fritto)
Uncle Vernon as Blibo (Bilbo)
Neville Longbottom as, Fritto's lover, Ham
Fred and George Weasley as Merry and Pippin (I only spell the people I like name's right)
Dumbledore as Gogolf
Peter Pettigrew as Gollum
Sirius Black as Arogorn or strider
Remus Lupin as Arrow, arwen only male
Draco Malfoy as Legolas
Hagrid as Gimli (I actually hate him but can't figure out how to insult his name)
Ron Weasley as …er….um…ju…ju…schulc…er…schni…tt..zel…van…brugger..Hey, that's good, we'll call him, JuJu Schulcerschnittzel Van Brugger, legolas's sweetish lover!
And of course Voldemort as Fritto's arch-nemesis…..well you know I don't actually know his name so for this story will just call him….IT! yes ever so fitting.
NOW ON TO THE STORY
Fritto made his way dandily through a dandy group of dandy bushes that he dandily zig-dandily-zagged dandily through in the dandily forest to his dandy Uncle's/grandfather's/cousin's/brother's/2nd cousin's great great great great great great great great great great grandfather's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother's great great uncle's brothers 4th cousin's sister's father's great great great great great grandfather's brother's son's 50 times removed, dandy house…..in dandy town…as he picked dandelions.….dandily.
"la la la la la la!" He sang, skipping merrily on his way unaware that IT was foloowing 'im altheway thir' to his Unkell's 'ouse! (A/N:hee hee hee that was fun!)
Somewhere off in the distance Mr. Potato sat by a fire he made by himself.
"OH, woe is me! Nobody loves me for I am just a wee little potato!"
Sam was prancing prancily through the prancily prancing trees of prancily prancy forest! He was prancily observing the prancily prancing prancy trees of prancy forest when he saw IT, eating a potato! IT was horrible, IT was horrendous, IT HAD NO NOSE!
"AAAAHHHHH! IT'S IT, SAVE ME FRITTO DARLING FOR I AM BUT A WEE LITTLE POTATO!" Screamed Sam, terror wracking through his body.
"A wee little potato I will eat! Pikachu…attack!" cried IT in a terrible tone, throwing his terrifying pokkeball.
The pokkeball hit Sam in the head and knocked him out! Then IT ate him!
" MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I'M AM THE MOST EVILIST PERSON IN ALL THE WORLD! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA brrp" He finished with a tremendous earth shaking, ground breaking, world quacking, smell….FART! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA….everyone died….cause it smelled to bad and every one suffocated….except for IT who was used to the smell by now.
(notreallyan)Epilogue
IT found out that ruling a world where the only inhabitant was ruling a world where there were no inhabitants except for the inhabitant who was currently ruling the world that held no inhabitants except for the one ruling the world without any inhabitants except for the current inhabitant who was ruling the world without any inhabitants except for the one currently ruling the world without any inhabitants except for the inhabitant ruling the world without any inhabitants except for the one ruling the world without any inhabitants except for the one currently ruling the world without any inhabitants except for the king who was ruling a world without any inhabitants except for the one ruling the world without any inhabitants except for the one currently ruling the world without any inhabitants except for the one ruling the world could be very lonely. And he died!
A/N: okay that was my first chapter, I'll be adding another one I just wanted to get this out there! Review, the next chapter will be better, I swear on…my sock!
