Hello guys! This is my first crossover, I thought making a humorous crossover fic would be fun to do, so let's see how it goes. I don't own legend of zelda or starfox.


It was a normal Day in Hyrule, Link, Red, Blue, and Purple were hanging out chatting to eachother.

"Hey guys wanna go for a short walk?" Link asked. Red, Blue, and Purple agreed to go for a short walk and they all got up and started walking around. Blue stopped and looked up the sky and saw an arwing flying down towards them.

"Uh, guys, I think there's something about to hit us or something." Blue said in a stuttering way. Link, Red, and Purple looked up at the sky and saw the arwing as well.

"Whoa... is it an airplane?" Purple asked.

"It look's like one of those planes that appear in the arcades. If it is, then this is the best day ever!" Red shouted as he slaps Link.

"Hey! What was that for?" Link yelled.

"Felt like it." Red said as he starts laughing.

"Guys, I think it's going to hit us!" Blue shouted. Link, Blue, Purple, and Red start running away and watch the Arwing crash.

"It is those planes that appear in the arcades!" Red shouted excitedly.

"Oh shut up, will you?" Purple rolled his eyes at Red.

"I saw that!" Red yells as he draws his sword. Soon, Red and Purple start fighting. Purple and Link try to stop the fight between Red and Purple, but shortly they all start fighting. About two minutes later, Fox gets out of his arwing and sees Link, Blue, Purple, and Red fighting and looks around.

"Um, where am I?" Fox asks while he looks puzzled.

"Shut up!" Link, Red, Purple, and Blue stop fighting and glances at Fox. Everyone becomes silent for a moment.

"Who are you weird lookin' animal dude?" Purple asks.

"... My name is Fox McCloud, I am the leader of team Starfox." Fox replied.

"Hm, Fox is leader of Starfox eh? It sounds stupid." Red chuckles then stops when he gets shot by Fox's blaster. "Ow!"

"Shut up." Fox says in a snappy way.

"I'm Link, and these guys are Red, Blue and Purple. Oh if Red insults you, you can just slap him or shoot him with whatever you have, he does that sometimes."

"Yo Foxie what is that plane that looks like from the arcades?" Red said while staring at the arwing.

"My arwing?" Fox said giving Red the look that he is an idiot.

"It looks broken."

"Thanks for letting me know that captain obvious."

"Wanna bet?"

"What is it?"

"find a 100 different ways to destroy your arwing, if you can do that, then you can, torture me."

"Deal!" Fox shouted as Red laughs like crazy. Link, Blue, and Purple glare at Red while he's laughing like crazy.

"What?"

"You know what."

"Oh yeah, I forgot that for a moment."

The deal was on and Red, being skeptical, doesn't believe that Fox can destroy his arwing in a hundred different ways. Red draws his sword and jumps up high and then he spins around with his sword pointing out. Link, Purple, and Blue gave Red weird looks, they thought that Red had ate too many hearts or went on a fire spree. The sun was going down, and the four Links glanced at eachother and went to sleep. Fox ran off to think of ideas to destroy his arwing.